Reading funny good morning quotes is the great way to start your day.

Let have a good joke in morning, grab a lot of positivity in your life and make sure that you do not let anything hinder you from having a good day.

A beautiful morning can simply be made by doing simple things like going through uplifting literature like quotes, sayings and among others. In most cases, how you start your day is very fundamental because it set the mood for the rest of the day.

One of my goals for the beginning of this year was to get into a good morning routine in order to set myself up for the day. I needed to work smarter, not harder, and the first step was to create good habits.

When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love. ~Marcus Aurelius

We only have a certain amount of energy and willpower when we wake up each morning, and it slowly gets drained away with decisions. This is especially true if you’re making hundreds of small decisions in the morning that mean nothing yet will affect how you make decisions for the remainder of the day. Try to have the first hour of your day vary as little as possible with a routine.

Below are funny good morning quotes with images that will surely make your day. But before quotes, here some jokes because laughter is the best medicine, so be sure you get your daily dose.

Funny Jokes to Have Good Morning

Steven Wright

“I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.”

“I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, ‘Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.’ He said, ‘Yes, but not in a row.'”

Mitch Hedberg

“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I’ll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They’re relentless.”

“I like rice. Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2,000 of something.”

Louis CK’s

“Why can’t we have racism that’s ignorant but nice? You could have stereotypes that are positive about race. You could say, ‘Those Chinese people, they can fly! You know about the Puerto Ricans… they’re made of candy!'”

Ronnie Barker

“A man walks into a chemist’s and says, ‘Can I have a bar of soap, please?’ The chemist says, ‘Do you want it scented?’ And the man says, ‘No, I’ll take it with me now.'”

David Baddiel

“Belinda Carlisle sings, ‘We dream the same dream.’ But I can’t believe that every night Belinda Carlisle has a wet dream about Wilma Flintstone.”

Jerry Seinfeld

“It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”

“What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you’ll wind up naked.”

“You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.'”

“Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.”

You can also read Essential Good Morning Quotes and Blessings with Image.

And many others

“I was in my car driving back from work. A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window. I said, ‘One minute I’m on the phone.'” – Alan Carr

“Ain’t no pickpocket trying to steal my suitcase. It could be an expensive laptop computer or it could be the end of their life. It’s too much of a gamble.” – Imran Yusuf

“Here’s a picture of me with REM. That’s me in the corner.” – Milton Jones

“With stand-up in Britain, what you have to do is bloody swearing. In Germany, we don’t have to swear. Reason being, things work.” – Henning Wehn

“The first coherent line ever spoken was: ‘I have no idea what you’re talking about.'” – Eddie Izzard

“The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.” – Demetri Martin

“I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting.’ So we stopped playing chess.” – Matt Kirshen

“I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.” – Nick Helm

“I’ve written a letter to the Royal Mail to complain about my post being stolen. To make sure they see it, I’ve put it inside a birthday card.” – Gary Delaney

Funny Good Morning Quotes With Images

“Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.” – Phil Dunphy

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A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…”

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If your eyes hurt after drinking coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.

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“Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it.” – Richard Whately

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Here the another collection named Short Positive Quotes That Will Uplift Your Soul.

“I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out…”

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“I drink coffee for your protection…”

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“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” – Benjamin Franklin

Funny Good Morning Quotes with Image from Benjamin Franklin

“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” – Glen Cook

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Why can’t the morning News ever say ‘Today has been canceled…go back to sleep.’

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I like my bed more than i like most people.

Like my Bed more than people Funny Good Morning Quotes

Am I the only person who wakes up at 7:59 am and goes back to sleep to cherish that last minute.

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You know that moment when you wake up in the morning?

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“There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!” – Fulton J. Sheen

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