Alcohol is a liquid that is produced in making wine, beer, and liquor and that can cause changes in behavior in people who drink it. Inspirational alcohol quotes will challenge the way you think, and help guide you through any life experience.
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Most Famous Alcohol Quotes
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. – Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald
That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen. – Charles Bukowski
I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful. – Jim Carrey
According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution.
Its liquor is like the sweetest dew from Heaven. – Lu Yu
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. – G.K. Chesterton
You look like I need a drink.
Candy is dandy. But liquor is quicker. – Ogden Nash
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. – F. Scott Fitzgerald, ‘The Great Gatsby’
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. – William Butler Yeats
I used to think drinking was bad for me, so I gave up thinking.
Life is important. There is nothing to hold onto. A man that drinks is throwing his life away. Don’t do it, hold on to your life. There is nothing else to hold on to … – Tennessee Williams
I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. – Frank Sinatra
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. – Ernest Hemingway
All is fair in love and beer. – Kurt Paradis
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. – W.C. Fields
A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts. – Steve Fergosi
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? – Steven Wright
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – Benjamin Franklin
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time. – Catherine Zandonella
I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already. – Tommy Cooper
Alcohol is a way of life, alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it. – Homer Simpson
Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems. – The Simpsons
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. – Dean Martin
If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs. – David Daye
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast. – Compton Mackenzie
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield
He that drinks fast, pays slow. – Benjamin Franklin
Whisky is liquid sunshine. – George Bernard Shaw
A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar. – Richard Brinsley Sheridan
One key symptom of alcoholism is that the individual comes to need a drink for every mood–one to calm down, one to perk up, one to celebrate, one to deal with disappointment, and so on. – Phyllis A. Balch
It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your tongue and, moreover, you can time any little irregularity of your own so that everybody else is so blind that they don’t see or care. – F. Scott Fitzgerald
Short Alcohol Quotes
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. – Seneca
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost. – Jonathan Swift
Almost anything can be preserved in alcohol, except health, happiness, and money. – Mary Wilson Little
Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness. – Oscar Wilde
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. – Frank Sinatra
Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument. – Robert A. Heinlein
If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic. – Anonymous
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. – Benjamin Franklin
Drinking makes you happy with your body the way it is. – Philip Rosenthal
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts. – Finley Peter Dunne
Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel’s nipples. – Warren Ellis
There are only two real ways to get ahead today – sell liquor or drink it. – W. C. Fields
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. – George Bernard Shaw
Drink ’til the ground looks blue. – Thomas Heywood
Drink washes off the daub and discovers the man. – Thomas Fuller
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber
Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. – F. Scott Fitzgerald
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. – Dean Martin
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages. – Louis Pasteur
Wine hath drowned more men than the sea. – Thomas Fuller
I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host. – Dorothy Parker
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. – Drew Carey
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. – Joe E Ellis
I work until beer o’clock. – Stephen King
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. – Lord Byron
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. – G.K. Chesterton
I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink. – Tom Waits
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not. – Brendan Behan
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. – Humphrey Bogart
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. – Henry Lawson
There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne. – Bette Davis
Responsible Drinking? Now that’s an Oxymoron. – Aaron Howard
The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years. – Michael Caine
I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other. – Ava Gardner
