Alcohol is a liquid that is produced in making wine, beer, and liquor and that can cause changes in behavior in people who drink it. Inspirational alcohol quotes will challenge the way you think, and help guide you through any life experience.
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Most Famous Alcohol Quotes
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. – Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald
I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful. – Jim Carrey
Its liquor is like the sweetest dew from Heaven. – Lu Yu
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. – G.K. Chesterton
Candy is dandy. But liquor is quicker. – Ogden Nash
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. – F. Scott Fitzgerald, ‘The Great Gatsby’
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. – William Butler Yeats
I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. – Frank Sinatra
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. – Ernest Hemingway
All is fair in love and beer. – Kurt Paradis
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. – W.C. Fields
A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts. – Steve Fergosi
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? – Steven Wright
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – Benjamin Franklin
Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time. – Catherine Zandonella
I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already. – Tommy Cooper
Alcohol is a way of life, alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it. – Homer Simpson
Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems. – The Simpsons
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt. – Dean Martin
If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs. – David Daye
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast. – Compton Mackenzie
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. – Rodney Dangerfield
He that drinks fast, pays slow. – Benjamin Franklin
Whisky is liquid sunshine. – George Bernard Shaw
A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar. – Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. – Seneca
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost. – Jonathan Swift
Almost anything can be preserved in alcohol, except health, happiness, and money. – Mary Wilson Little
Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness. – Oscar Wilde
One key symptom of alcoholism is that the individual comes to need a drink for every mood–one to calm down, one to perk up, one to celebrate, one to deal with disappointment, and so on. – Phyllis A. Balch
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. – Frank Sinatra
Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument. – Robert A. Heinlein
If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic. – Anonymous
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. – Benjamin Franklin
Drinking makes you happy with your body the way it is. – Philip Rosenthal
It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your tongue and, moreover, you can time any little irregularity of your own so that everybody else is so blind that they don’t see or care. – F. Scott Fitzgerald
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts. – Finley Peter Dunne
Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel’s nipples. – Warren Ellis
There are only two real ways to get ahead today – sell liquor or drink it. – W. C. Fields
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. – George Bernard Shaw
Drink ’til the ground looks blue. – Thomas Heywood
Drink washes off the daub and discovers the man. – Thomas Fuller
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber
Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. – F. Scott Fitzgerald
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. – Dean Martin
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages. – Louis Pasteur
Wine hath drowned more men than the sea. – Thomas Fuller
