68+ Best Alcohol Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Alcohol is a liquid that is produced in making wine, beer, and liquor and that can cause changes in behavior in people who drink it. Inspirational alcohol quotes will challenge the way you think, and help guide you through any life experience.

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Most Famous Alcohol Quotes

Trust me: You can dance  Alcohol.

And like everyone else, Louie and Phil drank. After a few beers, Louie said, it was possible to briefly forget dead friends.

Responsible Drinking? Now that’s an oxymoron Aaron Howard

There is no such joy in the tavern as upon the road thereto.

If life gives you lemons, Add VODKA.

I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Stephen Wright

If you think what I am about to tell you next is a contradiction to this, then you will have to realize that in Montana drinking beer does not count as drinking.

I followed my heart & It led me to ALCOHOL.

A moment more and I had fettered him to the granite.

A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk. Charlie Chaplin

Come, I said, with decision, we will go back; your health is precious.

Step Aside COFFEE This is a Job for ALCOHOL

Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles.

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. Seneca

Besides fueling great ideas, tequila also dissolves the filter between my brain and my mouth.

Not to get technical, But according to chemistry ALCOHOL is a solution.

Men and women drink essentially because they like the effect produced by alcohol. The sensation is so elusive that, while they admit it is injurious, they cannot after a time differentiate the true from the false. To them, their alcoholic life seems the only normal one.

I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been over served. George Gobel

The idea that somehow, someday he will control and enjoy his drinking is the great obsession of every abnormal drinker.

Always buy a bigger bottle than you think You’ll need. Better to be safe than sober.

So much for sin. On the side of salvation they had ninety-some saloons, just shy of one for every hundred citizens, although municipal goodyism had moved the gambling rooms out back or upstairs.

People are not addicted to Alcohol or drugs, They are addicted to escaping reality

A traveler cannot bring a better burden on the road than plenty of wisdom, and he can bring no worse a burden than too much alcohol.

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. G.K. Chesterton

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns

Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean: against tables, chairs, walls, floors and ugly people.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.  Winston Churchill

The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober. William Butler Yeats

Beer is not a good cocktail party drink, especially in a home where you don’t know where the bathroom is.’ Billy Carter

Always do sober what you said you’d do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut! Ernest Hemingway

If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they’re full. Dave Mustaine

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.

To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life’s problems Matt Groening

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Steve Martin

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. 

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W.C. Fields

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. Benjamin Franklin

Either give me more wine or leave me alone. Rumi

I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite. Bette Midler

Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine.

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway

Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.

 I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.  Sid Vicious

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W.C Fields

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. David Lee Roth

Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. F. Scott Fitzgerald

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Kinky Friedman

I drink wine because my doctor said I shouldn’t keep things bottled up.

When kids hit one year old, it’s like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit. Johnny Depp

Men are like wine  some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. Pope John XXIII

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Oscar Wilde

I drink alcohol to drown my problems, unfortunately my problems are damn good swimmers.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. George Bernard Shaw

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy that all the books in the world. Louis Pasteur

No working during drinking hours

This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought Samuel Johnson

 Drink happy thoughts.

Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine Joan Collins

Cheers to pour decisions

Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Steve Martin

 A drink a day keeps reality at bay.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar

Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic