Alcohol is a liquid that is produced in making wine, beer, and liquor and that can cause changes in behavior in people who drink it. Inspirational alcohol quotes will challenge the way you think, and help guide you through any life experience.
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Most Famous Alcohol Quotes
Trust me: You can dance Alcohol.
And like everyone else, Louie and Phil drank. After a few beers, Louie said, it was possible to briefly forget dead friends.
Responsible Drinking? Now that’s an oxymoron Aaron Howard
There is no such joy in the tavern as upon the road thereto.
If life gives you lemons, Add VODKA.
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Stephen Wright
If you think what I am about to tell you next is a contradiction to this, then you will have to realize that in Montana drinking beer does not count as drinking.
I followed my heart & It led me to ALCOHOL.
A moment more and I had fettered him to the granite.
A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk. Charlie Chaplin
Come, I said, with decision, we will go back; your health is precious.
Step Aside COFFEE This is a Job for ALCOHOL
Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles.
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. Seneca
Besides fueling great ideas, tequila also dissolves the filter between my brain and my mouth.
Not to get technical, But according to chemistry ALCOHOL is a solution.
Men and women drink essentially because they like the effect produced by alcohol. The sensation is so elusive that, while they admit it is injurious, they cannot after a time differentiate the true from the false. To them, their alcoholic life seems the only normal one.
I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been over served. George Gobel
The idea that somehow, someday he will control and enjoy his drinking is the great obsession of every abnormal drinker.
Always buy a bigger bottle than you think You’ll need. Better to be safe than sober.
So much for sin. On the side of salvation they had ninety-some saloons, just shy of one for every hundred citizens, although municipal goodyism had moved the gambling rooms out back or upstairs.
People are not addicted to Alcohol or drugs, They are addicted to escaping reality
A traveler cannot bring a better burden on the road than plenty of wisdom, and he can bring no worse a burden than too much alcohol.
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. G.K. Chesterton
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns
Alcohol does not make you fat, it makes you lean: against tables, chairs, walls, floors and ugly people.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill
The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober. William Butler Yeats
Beer is not a good cocktail party drink, especially in a home where you don’t know where the bathroom is.’ Billy Carter
Always do sober what you said you’d do when you were drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut! Ernest Hemingway
If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they’re full. Dave Mustaine
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life’s problems Matt Groening
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Steve Martin
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W.C. Fields
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. Benjamin Franklin
Either give me more wine or leave me alone. Rumi
I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite. Bette Midler
Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine.
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway
Nothing lasts forever so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off.
I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror. Sid Vicious
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W.C Fields
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. David Lee Roth
Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life. F. Scott Fitzgerald
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Kinky Friedman
I drink wine because my doctor said I shouldn’t keep things bottled up.
When kids hit one year old, it’s like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit. Johnny Depp
Men are like wine some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. Pope John XXIII
Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Oscar Wilde
I drink alcohol to drown my problems, unfortunately my problems are damn good swimmers.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. George Bernard Shaw
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy that all the books in the world. Louis Pasteur
No working during drinking hours
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought Samuel Johnson
Drink happy thoughts.
Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine Joan Collins
Cheers to pour decisions
Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Steve Martin
A drink a day keeps reality at bay.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar
Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic
