Austin Powers is a series of spy action comedy films: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997), Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) and Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002). The films were produced and written by Mike Myers, who also starred as the title character and Dr. Evil. Profoundly inspirational Austin Powers quotes will make you look at life differently and help you live a meaningful life.
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Famous Austin Powers Quotes
Austin Powers: She’s the village bicycle! Everybody’s had a ride.
Austin Powers: Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails… wh*res bath? Personally before I’m on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how’s your father!
Austin Powers: Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.
Austin Powers: I’ve been frozen for 30 years. I’ve got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.
Austin Powers: Yeah, baby, yeah
Austin Powers: It’s freedom, baby, yeah!
Austin Powers: Wait Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jomblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding.
Austin Powers: Come again?Alotta Fagina: Alotta FaginaAustin Powers: Oh, I’m sorry, I’m just not getting it, it sounds like you said your name was a lot of um… never mind!
Austin: [holds Scott hostage] It seems the tables have turned again, Dr. Evil.Dr. Evil: Not really. Kill the little b*stard. See what I care.Scott: But dad, we just had a breakthrough in group.Dr. Evil: I had the group liquidated, you little sh*t! They were insolent!Scott: I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!Dr. Evil: Oh, Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that. Honestly.[Number Two arrives with two briefcases and a gun]Dr. Evil: Ahh. Number Two, your timing is impeccable. Go ahead. Take Mr. Powers away.Number Two: [points his gun at Dr. Evil] No.Dr. Evil: What?Number Two: Dr. Evil, I spent 30 years of my life turning this two-bit evil empire into a world class multi-national. I was going to have a cover story with Forbes. [Dr. Evil puts his hands up] But you, like an idiot, want to take over the world. And you don’t realize there is no world anymore! It’s only corporations!Dr. Evil: [puts his hands down] Silence, Number Two!Number Two: NO! [whimpers] I’ve had enough of you pushing me around! [to Austin] Mr. Powers, I have a business proposition you might find very interesting. [sits down on a chair while Austin walks forward to the table in front of Number 2]Dr. Evil: All right, I’ve had enough. [pushes the button that causes Number Two’s chair to tilt back and drop him into the pit of fire]
Austin Powers: This is my happening and it freaks me out!
Austin Powers: Hey! There you are!Tourist: Hi… do I know you?Austin Powers: No, but that’s where you are! You’re there!
Austin Powers: My god, Vanessa’s got a fabulous body… I bet she shags like a minx.
Austin Powers: Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?Cowboy: Yeah, that’s it! You show that turd who’s boss.
Austin Powers: No, you’re right to be suspicious! I shagged her!Vanessa Kensington: What?Austin Powers: I shagged her rotten, baby, yeah!
Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one’s head.Vanessa Kensington: No.Austin Powers: That’s not the way to get ahead in life.Vanessa Kensington: No.Austin Powers: It’s a shame he wasn’t more headstrong.Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.Austin Powers: He’ll never be the head of a major corporation.Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that’ll do.Austin Powers: Okay.
Austin Powers: Smashing, baby
Austin Powers: No, actually, I’m English.
Austin Powers: Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!
Austin Powers: My name is Richie Cunningham, and this is my lovely wife, Oprah.
Austin Powers: Pardon me for being rude. It was not me, it was my food. It just popped up to say hello, and now it’s gone back down below.
Austin Powers: That’s not your mother, it’s a man, baby!
Austin Powers: That really hurt! I’m gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!
Austin Powers: I think you’re shagedelic baby! You’re switched on! You’re smashing! You’re shagadelic, baby!
Austin Powers: Well, no offense, but if that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!
Austin Powers: Judo chop!
Austin Powers: What exactly do you do, Mr. Number Two?Number Two: That’s my business. Now if you’ll excuse, I have to go to the little boys’ room.
Austin Powers: Do I make you h0rny? Randy? Do I make you h*rny, baby, yeah, do I?
Austin Powers: I won’t bite… hard.
Austin Powers: Allow myself to introduce… myself.
Austin Powers: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?Basil Exposition: The shouting is a temporary side-effect of the unfreezing.Austin Powers: Yes… I’m having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE.
Austin Powers: Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.
Austin Powers: Excuse me, but you didn’t happen to see…Austin Powers: …anything at all.
Austin Powers: Au contraire baby, you can’t resist me.
Austin Powers: Yeah, and I can’t believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn’t see that one coming.
Austin Powers: Its time to swing, baby.
Austin Powers: That’s Dr. Evil’s cat!Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy… cat.