41+ Best Banana Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Inspirational quotes about banana will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.

Most Famous Banana Quotes

If you throw a banana at a wall, there’s a small possibility that it will pass through the wall. – Garth Risk Hallberg

Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars. – Vilayanur S. Ramachandran

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said ‘No, but I want a regular banana later, so… yeah.’ Mitch Hedberg

Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana. – Harry Style

An old banana leaf was once young and green. – Nigerian Proverb

Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic. – William Powell

Somebody will be exhibiting a bunch of bananas in a gallery, and they’ll get me on to talk dirty about it. – Alexander Stoddart

Where the banana grows man is sensual and cruel. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

You never know where to look when eating a banana. – Peter Kay

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact. – Darynda Jones

Always take a banana to a party. – Steven Moffat

A Tom Ford three-piece makes you feel so confident, it’s bananas. – Dwyane Wade

You can’t teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana. – John Rachel, Blinders Keepers

You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana. – Anonymous

Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches. – Brendan Morrison

Well, it’s nice being top banana in the shock department. – Audrey Hepburn

Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on. – Daphne Guinness

If the banana pest doesn’t die it will always reach at the ripe banana. – African Proverb

Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana. – Bill Gates

What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast. – Edith Wharton

Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas. – Frankie Muniz

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. – Groucho Marx

The weakest part of the banana is its underside. It’s better to store them on their belly or hang them on a tree. That’s why bananas aren’t piled two layers high. – Willie LeHay

He could not understand why he had needed so many words to explain what he felt in war because one was enough: fear. – Jose Aracadio Segundo Buendia

After the second banana slaughter – Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere. – Robert Fulghum

It’s like a banana farm for guns! – Brandon Sanderson

Los Estados Unidos has turned into a banana republic, a fascist banana republic. – Gerald Celente

No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana. – Kiran Desai

Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on. – Daphne Guinness

The woman who gives birth to a child is like the banana tree that breaks under the weight of its fruit. – Kikuyu Proverb

Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches. – Brendan Morrison

On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at. – Mitch Hedberg

Everything goes with short hair. It’s bananas. – Ginnifer Goodwin

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact. – Darynda Jones

I’m getting so old, I don’t even buy green bananas anymore. – Chi Chi Rodriguez

The banana is good for retaining water, and the sugar brings me up. It’s going to look like oatmeal when it’s done, but it tastes much better. – Helio Castroneves

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. – Clifton Fadiman

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don’t have that. I’m a banana. – Harvey Korman

You can’t stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone. – John Diefenbaker

Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic. – William Powell

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