54+ Best Banana Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Banana is a long, curved fruit with a yellow skin and soft, sweet, white flesh inside. Inspirational quotes about banana will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.

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Most Famous Banana Quotes

Where the banana grows man is sensual and cruel. Ralph Waldo Emerson

You never know where to look when eating a banana. Peter Kay

You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana. Anonymous

Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches. Brendan Morrison

If the banana pest doesn’t die it will always reach at the ripe banana. African Proverb

Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana. Bill Gates

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. Groucho Marx

If you throw a banana at a wall, there’s a small possibility that it will pass through the wall. Garth Risk Hallberg

Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars. Vilayanur S. Ramachandran

Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana. Harry Style

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An old banana leaf was once young and green. Nigerian Proverb

Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic. William Powell

The weakest part of the banana is its underside. It’s better to store them on their belly or hang them on a tree. That’s why bananas aren’t piled two layers high. Willie LeHay

Cute Banana Quotes

Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere. Robert Fulghum

No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana. Kiran Desai

Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on. Daphne Guinness

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact. Darynda Jones

The banana is good for retaining water, and the sugar brings me up. It’s going to look like oatmeal when it’s done, but it tastes much better. Helio Castroneves

Donkey Kong, defender of the world’s largest banana horde. Nick Cramer

The woman who gives birth to a child is like the banana tree that breaks under the weight of its fruit. Kikuyu Proverb

On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at. Mitch Hedberg

I think I just invented the banana daquiri a couple centuries early. Steven Moffat

Bananas are an excellent source of potassium. Jim Davis

Bananas are one of the few fruits found in stores everywhere in the world. Frederic Patenaude

Banana tress can be grown anywhere that does not experiencing freezing temperatures. Frederic Patenaude

Bananas are a good food for those transitioning into a raw-vegan diet because bananas are high in sugar(with some starch), and are both filling and satisfying. Frederic Patenaude

Bananas are an excellent source of potassium, as many people know, and of other minerals and nutrients. Frederic Patenaude

The question of how it is possible for banana plants to multiply is answered very simply: by cloning. Lorna Piatti-Farnell

The tree of your body may be losing a cherry, but it’s gaining two plums and a banana! Mark Ellinger

Tastes like onions and bananas, but strangely, something else. Pickles? Ken Koonce

Don’t look now but I think this apes one banana short of a bunch. Larry Bernard

Bananas don’t float. You said the Orangutan floated to you in a bundle of bananas, but bananas don’t float. Yann Martel

Bananas reproduce through a grafting system where parts of the banana plant are replanted to grow thousands of new one. Lorna Piatti-Farnell

Every banana is exactly the same as the next, with the same taste, the same texture, the same color and the virtually the same size. Lorna Piatti-Farnell

Tropical Banana Quotes

Every banana is a clone of itself. Lorna Piatti-Farnell

Peeling and eating the fruit is just the beginning of Indian banana cuisine. Dan Koeppel

Bananas are used it curries and stews; banana leaves are used as plates in many parts of the country. Dan Koeppel

Banana is an antique fruit crop of the world is known as ‘Apple of the Paradise’ and botanically named as Musa Paradisiaca. T. Radha

Banana is the staple food in Uganda, Bukoba and Tanzania. T. Radha

Banana is the most important traded tropical fruit. T. Radha

Banana was introduced to East Africa even before Christ and to the Mediterranean region about 650 AD. T. Radha

The cloning process grants the banana the ability to please the consumer with the same experience every time. Lorna Piatti-Farnell

In the early 1900’s, British colonial policies transformed Jamaica into the major supplier of bananas to Britain, the largest market in Europe. Duke University Press

Banana isn’t technically a tree, it actually has no trunk. Dan Koeppel

The proper term for banana’s central support is a pseudo stem. Dan Koeppel

A typical Indian market sells dozens of banana types, including the country’s favorite, Mysore, best described as a sweet and sour banana. Dan Koeppel

Banana is the most nourishing fruit, contains vitamins and minerals, and has several medicinal properties. T. Radha

From its origin in the Asian tropics, the Arabs carries the banana to Africa and to the Canary Islands, from which the Portuguese or Spanish took it to the New World. Marilyn Rittenhouse Harris

The banana has captured the imagination of man throughout history in legends, religious practices, and music. Marilyn Rittenhouse Harris

The conventional technique for making dried banana chips is to use unripe fruit having a solid texture and sugar. Jasper Woodroof

Banana puree or mashed bananas are, at present, the highest volume processed banana product. Laszlo Somogyi

The banana is a berry originally containing numerous hard seeds and historians speculate that its root was the edible portion. Marilyn Rittenhouse Harris

Banana has been cultivated for at least 10,000-15,000 years. Marilyn Rittenhouse Harris

Early man propagated the species to give more fruit and less seeds, hence the seedless banana. Marilyn Rittenhouse Harris

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