Banana is a long, curved fruit with a yellow skin and soft, sweet, white flesh inside. Inspirational quotes about banana will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.
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Most Famous Banana Quotes
Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas. Frankie Muniz
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana Groucho Marx
Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on. Daphne Guinness
My mother always used to say: ‘The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana. Betty White
Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars. Vilayanur S. Ramachandran
Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches. Brendan Morrison
Never interrupt me when I’m eating a banana. Ryan Stiles
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. Groucho Marx
On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means, ‘where the hell did you get that banana at? Mitch Hedberg
Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars. Vilayanur S. Ramachandran
Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas. Frankie Muniz
Never interrupt me when I’m eating a banana. Ryan Stiles
How to defend yourself against a banana John Cleese
Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere. Robert Fulghum
If you can’t think because you can’t chew, try a banana. Lee Kuan Yew
Incompetence is a double edged banana. John Perry Barlow
Going to do it to you sweet banana, like it’s never been done, and we’ll get high, high, high, in the mid day sun. Paul McCartney
When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it’s your laugh. Nora Ephron
We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don’t grow bananas. Burt Prelutsky
Humans waste words. They toss them like banana peels and leave them to rot. Everyone knows the peels are the best part. Katherine Applegate
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn’t lost weight, but she can climb a tree. Henny Youngman
People ask me how I stay thin, and I’m like, When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies. Elizabeth Banks
You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don’t have that. I’m a banana. Harvey Korman
Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana. Harry Styles
Technology has the shelf life of a banana. Scott McNealy
My mother always used to say: ‘The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana. Betty White
I’ve heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that’s dangerous. Karl Pilkington
Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana. Bill Gates
I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel. Diane Lane
We share half our genes with the banana. Robert May, Baron May of Oxford
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas. Claude Pepper
Whenever I try to spell ‘banana’, I feel stupid because I don’t know when to end it. Elvis Presley
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said ‘No, but I want a regular banana later, so yeah. Mitch Hedberg
We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don’t grow bananas. Burt Prelutsky
My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark. Casey Affleck
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn’t lost weight, but she can climb a tree. Henny Youngman
I’m going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they’ll be ripe. Ryan Stiles
I’m getting so old, I don’t even buy green bananas anymore. Chi Chi Rodriguez
Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant profit. So half of them go bad, anyway. Anne Lamott
You never know where to look when eating a banana. Peter Kay
I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts. Woody Allen
I always have bananas with me for energy Samantha Bond
You don’t want your credibility banana to turn brown, but you do want to speak out about what you believe in. Bradley Whitford
If you can’t think because you can’t chew, try a banana. Lee Kuan Yew
Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you’re looking for morals in politics you’re looking for bananas in the cheese department. Harry Shearer
To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit. Andy Murray
If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands. Terry Pratchett
What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast. Edith Wharton
Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short lasting psychedelic. William Powell
Always take a banana to a party. Steven Moffat
I liked the banana-seat bikes with the high handlebars maybe a card in the wheel could have been part of it. Stone Gossard
You don’t come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches. Pauly D
