Inspirational quotes about banana will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.
Most Famous Banana Quotes
If you throw a banana at a wall, there’s a small possibility that it will pass through the wall. – Garth Risk Hallberg
Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars. – Vilayanur S. Ramachandran
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said ‘No, but I want a regular banana later, so… yeah.’ Mitch Hedberg
Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana. – Harry Style
An old banana leaf was once young and green. – Nigerian Proverb
Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic. – William Powell
Somebody will be exhibiting a bunch of bananas in a gallery, and they’ll get me on to talk dirty about it. – Alexander Stoddart
Where the banana grows man is sensual and cruel. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
You never know where to look when eating a banana. – Peter Kay
If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact. – Darynda Jones
Always take a banana to a party. – Steven Moffat
A Tom Ford three-piece makes you feel so confident, it’s bananas. – Dwyane Wade
You can’t teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana. – John Rachel, Blinders Keepers
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana. – Anonymous
Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches. – Brendan Morrison
Well, it’s nice being top banana in the shock department. – Audrey Hepburn
Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on. – Daphne Guinness
If the banana pest doesn’t die it will always reach at the ripe banana. – African Proverb
Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana. – Bill Gates
What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast. – Edith Wharton
Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas. – Frankie Muniz
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. – Groucho Marx
The weakest part of the banana is its underside. It’s better to store them on their belly or hang them on a tree. That’s why bananas aren’t piled two layers high. – Willie LeHay
He could not understand why he had needed so many words to explain what he felt in war because one was enough: fear. – Jose Aracadio Segundo Buendia
After the second banana slaughter – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere. – Robert Fulghum
It’s like a banana farm for guns! – Brandon Sanderson
Los Estados Unidos has turned into a banana republic, a fascist banana republic. – Gerald Celente
No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana. – Kiran Desai
Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on. – Daphne Guinness
The woman who gives birth to a child is like the banana tree that breaks under the weight of its fruit. – Kikuyu Proverb
Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches. – Brendan Morrison
On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at. – Mitch Hedberg
Everything goes with short hair. It’s bananas. – Ginnifer Goodwin
If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact. – Darynda Jones
I’m getting so old, I don’t even buy green bananas anymore. – Chi Chi Rodriguez
The banana is good for retaining water, and the sugar brings me up. It’s going to look like oatmeal when it’s done, but it tastes much better. – Helio Castroneves
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. – Clifton Fadiman
You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don’t have that. I’m a banana. – Harvey Korman
You can’t stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone. – John Diefenbaker
Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic. – William Powell
