20 + Best Baths Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Inspirational bath quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.

Famous Bath Quotes

The bathtub was invented in 1850 and the telephone in 1875. In other words, if you had been living in 1850, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without having to answer the phone. – Bill Dewitt

Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression. – Dodie Smith

Every tub must stand upon its bottom. – Charles Macklin

There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them. – Sylvia Plath

In the lobby of every business incubator there needs to be a bathtub, to get the ideas flowing. But to make it functional, it needs to be used as a fish tank. – Jarod Kintz

I am sure there are things that can’t be cured by a good bath but I can’t think of one. – Sylvia Plath

In what we call trophy baths, the tub is set up as the focal point, and people want to make sure it is seen. – Gary White

They always gives me bath salts,” complained Nobby. “And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bath stuff and I can’t think why, ‘cos it’s not as if I hardly ever has a bath. You’d think they’d take the hint, wouldn’t you? – Terry Pratchett

The truth isn’t easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more difficult to find. – Terry Pratchett

I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high. – Elizabeth Jane Howard

There is no need to go to India or anywhere else to find peace. You will find that deep place of silence right in your room, your garden or even your bathtub. – Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

You know you’re big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises. – Art Donovan

The gentlemen like it when a lady smells sweet. – Bertrice Small

You can often wash your troubles away with the right kind of bath. Throw everything you have into the tub: bubble gels, bubble oils, bubble powders, bubble gum. – Henry Beard

Father says hot water can be as stimulating as an alcoholic drink and though I never come by one…I can well believe it. – Dodie Smith

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. – Charles Bukowski

I can tell you kids grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth. When I was your age, we took a bath once a week on Saturday night, and all of us used the same bath water. – K. Martin Beckner

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot. – Minnie Pearl

A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To me bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. – Akilnathan Logeswaran

If you want to catch fish, don’t throw your net into the bathtub. – Reinhard Bonnke

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