115+ Best Bugs Bunny Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Bugs Bunny is an animated cartoon character, created in the late 1930s by Leon Schlesinger Productions and voiced originally by Mel Blanc. Profoundly inspirational Bugs Bunny quotes will encourage growth in life, make you wiser and broaden your perspective.

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Famous Bugs Bunny Quotes

Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out alive! – Bugs Bunny

Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license? – Bugs Bunny

Don’t think it hasn’t been a little slice of heaven…’cause it hasn’t! – Bugs Bunny

I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law! – Bugs Bunny

It just goes to show ya that a one-eyed jack rabbit can beat a king. – Bugs Bunny

Heh, just like Gary Cooper huh? – Bugs Bunny

I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! – Bugs Bunny

Okay, Doc. As long as I know you’re coming I’ll bake a cake Eehhh, what’s up, Duke? Tilt with thee I will, and I won’t wilt. Just lend me a weapon, that’s all, that’s all. – Bugs Bunny

If an interesting monster can’t have an interesting hairdo I don’t know what this world is coming to. – Bugs Bunny

Ehhh, what is up, m’sieur le physician? – Bugs Bunny

Don’t you worry, Daddy will protect you Well, by huckleberry. If it don’t look like one of them new-fangled teleophones. It isn’t any fun playing with you when you act like that Hey, do you mean I win again? – Bugs Bunny

Eeeeeeh, watch me paste that pathetic palooka with a powerful, pachydermous, percussion pitch. – Bugs Bunny

Well, anyone for Russian roulette? – Bugs Bunny

Yes, heh heh heh heh, a rabbit, and just who do you think you are? – Bugs Bunny

Jumpin’ without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain’t it? – Bugs Bunny

For shame, doc. Hunting rabbits with an elephant gun. Why don’t you shoot yourself an elephant? – Bugs Bunny

Don’t beat me Masser! Please don’t beat me Masser! Don’t beat that tired old body, no don’t! – Bugs Bunny

Also a wabbit hater! – Bugs Bunny

Hey, I found Nemo! – Bugs Bunny

What’s up, Doc? – Bugs Bunny

I’m willing to let bygones be bygones if ya promise not to do it again Wait! Hold it! Hold it! Eh, got this on the wrong end Eh, what is up monsiuer le physician? Aha! I find thee, my little pigeon. Fly with me to Parie. – Bugs Bunny

If an interesting monster can’t have an interesting hairdo I don’t know what this world is coming to. – Bugs Bunny

So you call yourself a mounty. Heh heh heh heh, you can’t catch me…Why you couldn’t even catch a cold. Ya know what I’m gonna do to you? I’m gonna punch you right square in the nose. – Bugs Bunny

Here is a compilation to some of the best Looney Tunes Bugs Bunny moments ever played on the big screen. – Bugs Bunny

This here hole’s my home, such as it is. So you just run along and find a nice hole for yourself I think I better use a little English on this one. Ehh, eightball in the side pocket. – Bugs Bunny

You know, that a good trick, Merl ol’ girl. Can you do this one? I bet you know my friends like Duke of Ellington, Count of Basie, Earl of Hines, Cab of Calloway, Satchmo of Armstrong. – Bugs Bunny

I suppose I’ll have to dispose of the little monster. – Bugs Bunny

Ha! You have insult the great lover, the marquess of Queensbury Rules, take this! – Bugs Bunny

Hey come on, let’s see ya source, huh? Please? Huh? Please? Well, why not? After all, the laughed at the man when he discovered penicillin. – Bugs Bunny

What gives? I invite ya up here for a vacation and all you want to do is watch TV Well, if ya can’t lick ’em ya might as well join ’em. – Bugs Bunny

What an embezzle! What an ultramaroon! – Bugs Bunny

Clever Bugs Bunny Quotes

Holy cats, I’ve been drafted! Hit the road! Naah, what’s up crock? Uh oh, he wants to play some more Alright, alright, quite shovin’! – Bugs Bunny

Stop steamin’ up my tail! What are ya tryin’ to do … wrinkle it? – Bugs Bunny

I don’t ask questions, I just have fun! Neh, I couldn’t do that to the little nimrod Ya know, someday these scientists are gonna invent something that will outsmart a rabbit I’ve got a notion to take you apart with a screwdrive – Bugs Bunny

What a maroon! – Bugs Bunny

And remember, ‘mud’ spelled backwards is ‘dum’. – Bugs Bunny

Goodbye now, don’t forget to write Run for the hills, folks, or you’ll be up to your armpits in Martians Look, Mac, let’s get this straightened out Did you ever have the feeling you were being watched? – Bugs Bunny

There’s the old mixing it, kid, that’s the old fighter. Let’s see you give it everything you got, let’s see you rough it up – Bugs Bunny

Well, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere. – Bugs Bunny

OOH! Look at four-legged airplane! – Bugs Bunny

My, I’ll bet you monsters lead innnnteresting lives. – Bugs Bunny

I don’t ask questions, I just have fun. – Bugs Bunny

Well, like the Romans always say … E pluribus uranium. – Bugs Bunny

Of course you realize this means war! – Bugs Bunny

Eh, you wouldn’t be so tough if you weren’t wearin’ that uniform. – Bugs Bunny

She’s a nice lady. Eeeoow! This is an outrage! I demand an explanation Well, ask a silly question Hey doc, wait, I want to ask you something Hmm, innocent as a new born baby. Baby rat, that is. – Bugs Bunny

Hurry, hurry, get your free cigars, every cigar’s a vote for Bugs Bunny. – Bugs Bunny

I assume it would not be too improper to borrow a cup of diced carrots, huh? – Bugs Bunny

Ahoooy there! … What’s up doc? – Bugs Bunny

Hello? I want to speak to my Mom, please. Hello Mom? I can’t hardly hear ya at’all… Gold! Gold! I’m rich, I’m fabulously wealthy independant beyone the realm of mere avarice. – Bugs Bunny

Ata boy Sambo, give’m both barrels! – Bugs Bunny

Now just a minute Red, ain’t you got that wrong? You mean, dead men tell no tales. – Bugs Bunny

Gee, ain’t I a stinker? – Bugs Bunny

Here I go with the timid little woodland creature bit again. It’s shameful, but…ehhh, it’s a living. – Bugs Bunny

If it’s the Captain’s Mess, let him clean it up. – Bugs Bunny

Here I go with the timid little woodland creature bit again. It’s shameful, but…eh, it’s a living. – Bugs Bunny

Poor little maroon, so trusting, so naive. – Bugs Bunny

I’ve heard of Hell’s Angels, but I never thought I’d see one – Bugs Bunny

Hey, just a minute you! Them’s fightin’ words! – Bugs Bunny

Come on, come on, step on it, we’ve still gotta make Rio De Janeirio. – Bugs Bunny

Ehhh, so long screwy, see ya in St. Louie. – Bugs Bunny

Eh, watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermous percussion pitch Eh, what’s up doc? Roman Legion convention or somethin’? Oh Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Oh! Oh! Agony! Agony – Bugs Bunny

Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending? – Bugs Bunny

Of course you realize, this means war. – Bugs Bunny

Heh, heh, heh, heh, that Yosemite Sam, what a character, what a maron. – Bugs Bunny

Look at the new Dick Tracy character – Accordian Head Ehhh, boo yourself. You’re expecting maybe Errol Flynn? Oh yeah, well for sooth, boiler boy, thou has insulted me, for sooth. – Bugs Bunny

Where the heck am I anyways? Wherever it is I don’t like it and I’m getting out of here Look at this tired specimen Okay Toro, whenever you can spare the time I wonder why they put the South so far south? Ahhh, me public – Bugs Bunny

Hey, that castiron Palooka is making a chump outta me Well, what are ya waiting for? Go on, make a wish and blow out the candles Now he oughta know better’n that. – Bugs Bunny

We’re gonna have roast rabbit… Step aside son, ya bother me Well, ya talked me into it Whatta ya think your doin’? – Bugs Bunny

The way I run this thing you’d think I knew something about it. – Bugs Bunny

Oh you’re mistaken Mac, you see I’m not 777174, I’m only three and a half – Bugs Bunny

Ehhhh, what’s up doc? – Bugs Bunny

Eh, what’s up, doc? – Bugs Bunny

I can do anything you can do, only better. – Bugs Bunny

Funny Bugs Bunny Quotes

What! Sore again? Ehhh, what a nasty disposition. – Bugs Bunny

I can see this cigarette machine is gonna cause me no end of trouble. – Bugs Bunny

Carrots are devine… You get a dozen for a dime, It’s maaaa-gic! – Bugs Bunny

Ehhhhhh, shut up! – Bugs Bunny

Hurry, hurry, get your free cigars, every cigar’s a vote for Bugs Bunny. – Bugs Bunny

Oh no you don’t, the captain goes down with his ship! – Bugs Bunny

Hey doc, what’s that song you’re playin’? I like it. – Bugs Bunny

Oh, well, we almost had a romantic ending! – Bugs Bunny

Okay Okay I’m shuttin’ up. Why should I continue to keep yappin’ when I’m told to shut up. I’m not the kind that don’t know when to stop. – Bugs Bunny

Ah, your brother blows bubble gum! – Bugs Bunny

Oh well, maybe I can shine it up and use it for an ashtray. ‘ – Bugs Bunny

So long Sammy! See you in Miami! – Bugs Bunny

I’ll be scared later. Right now I’m too mad. – Bugs Bunny

Ahhh, your brother blows bubblegum! – Bugs Bunny

Yeah, I know, I know. But anything can happen in Texas Pilot to Bombadier, Pilot to Bombadier. Open bomb bays, we’re right on target I guess he wants to make it a regular blowout. I better get the party trimmings. – Bugs Bunny

Just a minute partna’, you can’t talk to me like that, them’s fightin’ words. – Bugs Bunny

Don’t think it hasn’t been a little slice of heaven…’cause it hasn’t! – Bugs Bunny

I’m just a little wabbit! – Bugs Bunny

Shhhhhhhh! I’m about to defy you. – Bugs Bunny

Ha! You have insult the great love – Bugs Bunny

A few of my poor relations … they’re always ready for a touch. – Bugs Bunny

Ehhh, what’s up Doc? You with the sideshow around here? – Bugs Bunny

I wonder what the poor bunnies are doing this season? – Bugs Bunny

Putting that 8-ball in the side pocket is all very well, but it doesn’t explain what I’m doing in this boobie hatchery Hoo boy, what big horny toads they do have around here Hey girls, the life of the party is here. So long screwy, see ya in St. Louie. kind of figured you’d like to settle this in a gentleman-like manner I suppose I’ll have to dispose of the little monster. – Bugs Bunny

Later I found myself in the Sarara desert, where I met the stupidest character of them all, Yosemite Sam. – Bugs Bunny

Ain’t ya comin’ in Mac? The girls have been askin’ for ya. – Bugs Bunny

What’s the hassle, Schmassle? Hey, just a cotton-pickin’ minute Well shut my mouth and call me Cornpone, if it ain’t the little ol’ South Eh, hey buddy, where’d you go? – Bugs Bunny

Boy, am I glad you happened along. I was worried about what to do with this Let’s get going. I’m getting blisters on my cotton tail Hey, that’s a wonderful idea Pardon me sir, but could I use your teleophone? – Bugs Bunny

Well, what do you know … there’s the little Wiener Schnitzel now. – Bugs Bunny

Well … I’m willing to do anything my public demands. – Bugs Bunny

You know, sometimes me conscience bothers me… but not this time. – Bugs Bunny

Well, that gives him a hobby My, he’s a big one! And whomsoever art thou, in thy cast iron tuxedo? Do you smell brimstone? – Bugs Bunny

Is he to be doomed to utter destruction? … Will he be rendered non compos mentis? – Bugs Bunny

Gee, I couldn’t do that to the little guy … hey Sam! – Bugs Bunny

You know, sometimes me conscience bothers me … but not this time. – Bugs Bunny

Gin rummy’s my game Sam. – Bugs Bunny

I demand that you get rid of this immediately That’s alright. You good kid Hardy har har. Au revoire. Adios Captian! Captian! Just what’s the meaning of this? – Bugs Bunny

I bet you say that to all the wabbits. – Bugs Bunny

You realize that this is not going to go unchallenged Well, I ain’t too familiar with it, but I’ll try anything once Geee, thanks Mom. What a wonderful old gal OK, I’m ready to win again. – Bugs Bunny