92+ Best Blonde Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Inspirational blonde quotes will challenge the way you think, change the way you live and transform your whole life.

Famous Blonde Quotes

Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal. – Uma Thurman

I like to feel blonde all over. – Marilyn Monroe

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window. – Raymond Chandler

It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations, it’s very easy to surprise people. – Pamela Anderson

The best part of being blonde is forgivable momentary lapses of common sense. – Caity Lotz

Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb! – Heidi Klum

Being blonde means people decide on sight that you are much prettier and nicer than you really are, just as Americans automatically add 10 points to someone’s IQ when they hear an English accent. Fact. – Rachel Johnson

Do blondes, like, do they really have more fun? – Andie Anderson

Blonde symbolises sexuality and power – it holds very different connotations. The archetypal star has always been blonde. – Marina and the Diamonds

What doesn’t kill you only makes you blonder. – Miranda Lambert

A nervous blonde nymphet who thought that politics was some kind of game played by old people, like bridge. – Hunter S. Thompson

I’m as free as my hair – Lady Gaga

I really fought to make my character not a stereotype. I play a soap star with dyed blonde hair. – Sadie Frost

Hair is jewelry. It’s an accessory. – Jill Scott

I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything. – Elle Woods

Oh my God, the bend and snap, works every time. – Hairstylist

The recognition factor is so much higher when I’m a redhead, so when I’m a blonde I can pass under the radar a lot more easily. – Cynthia Nixon

People will stare. Make it worth their while. – Harry Winston

Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors. – Corey Ford

I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde. – Dolly Parton

Without all these blonde moments, life would be so dull. -Anonymous

The hair is the richest ornament of women. – Martin Luther

I’m such a blonde. It just doesn’t make sense for me to have dark hair. – Jessica Simpson

Arthur Miller wouldn’t have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde. – Marilyn Monroe

It has come to my attention that the maintenance staff is switching our toilet paper from Charmin… to generic. All those opposed to chafing, please say ‘Aye.’ – Elle Woods

I think my wife saw a picture of the rock group Journey, and they’re kind of aging, and the one guy had dyed blonde hair with black roots, and… my idea was to get a little earring, I wanted to have a dangling earring. – Fred Willard

The experience of being a young, blonde, naive but well-intentioned young producer was both intimidating and eye-opening. – Clarissa Ward

Oh, sweetheart, you don’t need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things. – Elle’s Father

You know you do hair when Tuesday is the first day of the week. – Brittany Bartages

There’s nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I’m that icon. – Paris Hilton

I always envisioned her looking like a spindly blonde, but she looked like me. – Brittany Murphy

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for. – W. C. Fields

When I was blonde I was perceived as an innocent and sweet young girl. – Samantha Mathis

Because I’m not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I’m white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner. Across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that’s a lot better than some stinky old Vanderbilt. – Elle Woods

Sure my life isn’t perfect, but my hair is. – Anonymous

I’m blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I’m sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I’m nice and I like to eat. – Paris Hilton

I personally prefer being a blonde, but whatever it takes for the character. – Peta Wilson

Do you think she woke up one morning and said, ‘I think I’ll go to law school today?’ – Professor Callahan

I would love to continue in music, with writing… but I am not the kind of person who will hang around if I start to become irrelevant. If that happens, I will bow down gracefully, raise my kids, and have a garden. And I am going to let my hair go gray when I am older. I don’t need to be blonde when I’m 60! – Taylor Swift

Blonde or brunette, this rhyme applies, happy is he who knows them not. – Francois Villon

I used to be very insecure about my curly hair, because I lived in a country where everybody had blonde straight hair. – Diane von Furstenberg

She was a natural blonde, with delicate hands and feet, and in her youthful photographs one saw a girl with mocking eyes and a tragic smile, the course of whose life would conspire in time to transpose that pair of adjectives. – Michael Chabon

I consider myself someone who takes a lot of beauty risks, and I’ve realized what I liar I am. I change my hair a lot, from blue to blonde to bald, but I’m trying to branch out a little more with makeup. – Halsey

A woman who cuts her hair is about to change her life. – Coco Chanel

If you’re going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you’re not the girl I thought you were. – Professor Stromwell

You know, if I tell the press that I like long blonde hair, the next day there will be girls with long hair wigs outside waiting for me. – Andy Lau

I always say now that I’m in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde. – Hugh Hefner

Not many people know this about me, but I’m a natural blonde. My hair went from light blonde naturally to a darker kind of blonde. My mother dyed my hair dark when I was a child, as I loved the look then. So I’m basically a natural blonde. – Angelina Jolie

Say it loud, I am blonde and I am proud. – Anonymous

It’s great being blonde – with such low expectations it’s easy to impress. – Pamela Anderson

There couldn’t possibly be a more label-driven industry than acting, seeing as every audition comes with a character breakdown: ‘Beautiful, sassy, Latina, 20s’; ‘African American, urban, pretty, early 30s’; ‘Caucasian, blonde, modern girl next door’. Every role has a label; every casting is for something specific. – Meghan Markle

The myth of the strong black woman is the other side of the coin of the myth of the beautiful dumb blonde. – Eldridge Cleaver

I’ve already lost my husband, I’d rather go to jail than lose my reputation. – Brooke Taylor Windham

I always say now that I’m in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde. – Hugh Hefner

Beautiful Blonde Quotes

You know, just because you’re a blonde type doesn’t mean you can’t suddenly do serious parts. – Cleo Moore

Picasso had his pink period and his blue period. I am in my blonde period right now. – Hugh Hefner

It is possible that blondes also prefer gentleman. – Mamie Van Doren

Friends come and go, but a good hairstylist is forever! – Unknown

Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist that understands you. – Unknown

My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair. – Julia Roberts

I’m not the stereotypical blonde vixen girl but rather the blonde freckled girl from Kentucky. – Maggie Lawson

The craziest thing I’ve done is cut my hair blonde and short a couple of years ago. And people reached out to me saying, ‘Celine, you’re one of the most stable things we have in our lives, don’t do that. We want you the way you are. – Celine Dion

I really enjoyed being a blonde. Men were more friendly and flirtatious. My face looked more worldly. It took the innocence away. It could be the new me. – Stephanie Zimbalist

Don’t stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey. – Enrique Salvatore

They’re always such alive females. And also, all those love stories – no man in Austen has ever fallen in love with a female heroine because she’s pretty or beautiful or has long, blonde hair. They fall in love with them because of who they are, because of their vibrancy and their intelligence and if only we were teaching that a bit more in schools. – Anna Maxwell Martin

People keep asking me if I am having more fun, being blonde, but I always have fun! Whether I’m blonde, redhead, or brunette! I always have fun. – Kelly Clarkson

Hair doesn’t make the woman, but good hair definitely helps. – Unknown

Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands, they just don’t. – Elle Woods

I’ll show you how valuable Elle Woods can be. – Elle Woods

Being a Southern person and a blonde, it’s not a good combination. Immediately, when people meet you, they think of you as not being smart. – Reese Witherspoon

Being a Southern person and a blonde, it’s not a good combination. Immediately, when people meet you, they think of you as not being smart. – Reese Witherspoon

People keep asking me if I am having more fun, being blonde, but I always have fun! Whether I’m blonde, redhead, or brunette! I always have fun. – Kelly Clarkson

I wrote a novel called ‘Blonde,’ which is about Norma Jean Baker, who becomes Marilyn Monroe, which I called a fictitious biography. That uses the material as if it were myth – that Marilyn Monroe is like this mythical figure in our culture. – Joyce Carol Oates

For so long I hid behind the blonde hair and the blue eyes. Now I feel like I’ve done it, I’ve done what I set out to achieve, now I can just go back to being me. – Jodie Marsh

You must always have faith in people. And, most importantly, you must always have faith in yourself. – Elle Woods

It doesn’t matter if your life is perfect as long as your hair color is. – Stacy Snapp Killian

If I’m gonna be partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I’m going to need a boyfriend who’s not such a complete bonehead. – Elle Woods

Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself. – Hubert de Givenchy

In ‘Thor,’ that was my own hair. I grew it out. But I have naturally curly, blonde hair, so I’ll never look like that. By the time I got to ‘The Avengers,’ I had come off two other films, which required me to have it very short. So I dyed it again and it was long enough to use a part of my hairline. – Tom Hiddleston

Gay men know designers, straight men don’t. – Elle Woods

I was traveling on our tour bus through Europe and I was thinking I want to have long blonde hair. – Nina Hagen

Most people in Iceland are blonde and blue-eyed. I was nicknamed ‘China girl’ in school ‘cos they thought I looked Asian. – Bjork

I was never a dangerous woman. I’m not the prissy blonde woman that could take your husband away. – Catherine Deneuve

When used appropriately, it has an 83 percent rate of return on a dinner invitation. It’s called the bend and snap. – Elle Woods

I’m such a blonde. It just doesn’t make sense for me to have dark hair. – Jessica Simpson

They go the long way but we take the short cut Give me the blonde hair, long weave, short cut – Nicki Minaj

She was a lovely blonde, with fine teeth. She had gold and pearls for her dowry; but her gold was on her head, and her pearls were in her mouth. – Victor Hugo

That gentlemen prefer blondes is due to the fact that, apparently, pale hair, delicate skin and an infantile expression represent the very apex of frailty which every man longs to violate. – Alexander King

The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known. – Elle Woods

Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed. – Elle Woods

I think the most important thing a woman can have – next to her talent, of course, – is her hairdresser. – Joan Crawford

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