60+ Best Bowling Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Inspirational bowling quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

Powerful Collection of Most Famous Bowling Quotes

Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature. – John Gielgud

Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill. – Demetri Martin

Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes… and no friends. – Jim Gaffigan

I’m a bowling pin, even when I fall I’ll always stand back up. – Jay Park

Fast bowling is an art, like spin bowling. – Kapil Dev

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. – Seneca

If you could see the insides of bowling ball holes, nobody would ever bowl again. – Unknown

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. – George Carlin

It’s not how you bowl. it’s how you roll. – Unknown

Bowling- You can get 3 strikes, and you’re not out. – Unknown

You want perfection, go to a bowling alley! – John Calipari

Part of the art of bowling spin is to make the batsman think something special is happening when it isn’t. – Shane Warne

Bowling is like dating…A smooth approach and a great follow through produce great rewards. – Unknown

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. – George Carlin

We’re goin bowling. If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths. – Homer

Bowling is a sport for people who have talent to spare. – Unknown

Every bowling center should have a house pro. – Don Johnson

We’re goin bowling. If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths. – Homer

No smoking – just a lucky strike! – Unknown

Amateurs move it right to left, and pros move it front to back. – Unknown

Every bowling center should have a house pro. – Don Johnson

In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves. – Stephen King

Even if you don’t knock down a lot of pins, be sure to strike a pretty pose. – Unknown

We are all bowlers trying to reach our goals, but once we’ve hit the correct pin the rest will come tumbling down. – Unknown

The bowling alley is the poor man’s country club. – Sanford Hansell

Bowling, I like bowling. I’ve been getting into this bowling thing. It’s kinda fun. – Queen Latifah

It’s like carrying a bowling ball! – Almost done

All bowling balls look like they’ve just received shocking news. – Unknown

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. – David Lee Roth

The bowling alley is the poor man’s country club. – Sanford Hansell

Bowling is a sport for people who have talent to spare! – Unknown

A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center. – Homer Simpson

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra. – Jimmy Johnson

One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. – Don Carter

You want perfection, go to a bowling alley! John Calipari

Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler. – Unknown

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. – Martin Mull

It’s not how you bowl. it’s how you roll. – Unknown

I have always hated bowling, and I don’t mind admitting it. – Hunter S. Thompson

Error increases with distance. It’s true with bowling, and it’s true with families. – Steve Farrar

Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill. – Demetri Martin

There aren’t many millionaires who bowl over 100. Why not? Because they left the bowling league behind to build their fortunes. – Jeff Olson

One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. – Don Carter

If you could see the insides of bowling ball holes, nobody would ever bowl again. – Unknown

Men of character knows their limitations – but don’t accept them.Bowling. – Unknown

Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes… and no friends. – Jim Gaffigan

I bowled for two years in college, because I was drunk and needed shoes. – Kathleen Madigan

The game minus slow bowling is like bread without butter or, even worse, french cuisine without the sauces. – Unknown

Baseball is the only sport there is – next to bowling that is. – Luella Lorraine Lavell

In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves. – Stephen King

I can’t believe I’ve missed this sport. It’s all about fingering holes and caressing balls. – K.A. Mitchell

I liked the movie 300, but the title is misleading. I thought it would be about scantily-clad professional bowlers. – Jarod Kintz

I think we’ve been a lot more disciplined with our bowling. Our batting at times has been more disciplined as well. – Unknown

The Bowling Green game was a big-time environment. We wanna see that for all the games. – Unknown

You can never find the right bowling ball. This one’s too heavy. This one’s good but its pink! – Jim Gaffigan

It would be difficult to convince me that leaning has no effect whatsoever on the outcome of my bowling. – Amy Krouse Rosenthal

You don’t have to be in shape to bowl. It’s the only sport where there’s a way to signal for a cocktail waitress. – Robin Roberts

To play against me you gotta have guts. To play against my team you gotta be nuts! – Unknown

I cant believe I’ve missed this sport. Its all about fingering holes and caressing balls. – KA Mitchell

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