Caffeine is a chemical, found for example in tea and coffee, that is a stimulant, something that makes people more active. Inspirational caffeine quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.
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Powerful Collection of Most Famous Caffeine Quotes
Never Underestimate the Importance of Being Properly Caffeinated. – Unknown
Coffee is a hug in a mug. – Unknown
Up to a thousand milligrams of caffeine is considered safe for most people, which translates into about 10 cups of coffee a day. – Michael Greger
Even bad coffee is better than no Coffee at all. – David Lynch
Good Coffee – Cheaper than Prozac! – Unknown
Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self. – Terry Pratchett
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness. – Sheik Abd-al-Kabir
Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. – Star Trek: Voyager
The second cup of coffee is never as good as the first. – Theodore Roosevelt

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? – Cassandra Clare
To an old man a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house – it sustains and strengthens him. – Old Bourbon Proverb
People say money can’t buy happiness. They Lie. Money buys Coffee, Coffee makes Me Happy! – Unknown
Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat, it exists, but that doesn’t make it right. – Unknown
If it ain’t caffeinated, it ain’t coffee! – Unknown
Most of the people don’t know that one of the great qualities of caffeine is it allows you to absorb nutrients, and it does it quickly, and so when it does it quickly, you focus, and when you focus, you think you have energy. – Manoj Bhargava
Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. – Jessi Lane Adams
Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. – Jonathan Swift
I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. – Terri Guillemets
Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. – Unknown
Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? – Albert Camus
Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. – Jonathan Swift
Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better. – Justina Chen
Caffeine dehydrates the brain and body. – Daniel G. Amen
My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me. – Unknown
Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed. – Unknown
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Drinking beer in a coffee mug. I feel like I am cheating on my coffee. – Unknown
We are cups, constantly and quietly being filled. Trick is knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff out. – Unknown
Widespread caffeine use explains a lot about the twentieth century. – Greg Egan
Coffee makes dreams come true. – Keith Wynn
Coffee smiles us into the day. – Terri Guillemets
Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. – Terri Guillemets
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I will have another coffee. – Unknown
Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love. – Unknown
I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life. – Unknown
Caffeine restricts blood flow to the brain. – Daniel G. Amen
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. – Alphonse Allais
Coffee is a lot more than just a drink; it’s something happening. Not as in hip, but like an event, a place to be, but not like a location, but like somewhere within yourself. It gives you time, but not actual hours or minutes, but a chance to be, like be yourself, and have a second cup. – Gertrude Stein
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. – Earl Wilson
A 41-inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee – a lot more. – Jayne Mansfield
Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Coffee makes grisly mornings bearable. – Terri Guillemets
Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self. – Terry Pratchett
Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin! – Unknown
You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many days you can survive without caffeine. – Andrew Shaffer
7 days without coffee makes one WEAK. – Unknown
Caffeine – It maintains my sunny personality. – Unknown
The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank. – Sir James MacKintosh
I’m going to start measuring the complexity of coding tasks in coffee cups. “This was a five-espresso algorithm. – Unknown
Certainly the caffeine in coffee, whether it’s Starbucks or generic coffee, is somewhat of a stimulant. But if you drink it in moderation, which I think four or five cups a day is, you’re fine. – Howard Schultz
No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. – Henry Ward Beecher
There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. – Rian Aditia
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. – Paul Erdos
Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. – Jessi Lane Adams
Decaf? No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. – Unknown
Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream. – Unknown
What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup. – Henry Rollins
Coffee is a language in itself. – Jackie Chan
Did I run out of caffeine or are you really that boring? – Unknown
If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all. – David Letterman
Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can’t even get the intern to make me coffee! – David Letterman
Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. – Terri Guillemets
Coffee which makes the politician wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes. – Alexander Pope
I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism. – Pemberley by the Sea, Abigail Reynolds
I like my coffee strong and my women weak. – Alexander Pappas
Coffee. Creative lighter fluid. – Floyd Maxwell
A morning without coffee is like sleep. – Unknown
Every morning I long to hold you…I need you, I want you, I have to have you…your warmth, your smell, your taste…ohhh coffee, I love you. – Unknown
Drink coffee! Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy. – Unknown
Coffee! Is the planet shaking or is just me? – Unknown
How far behind would technology be, if no one ever discovered coffee? – Unknown
I’m a romantic. I like cold Coffee and orgasms that arrive fifteen minutes after I’ve put on my clothes and paid the lady. – Jarod Kintz
Even bad coffee is better… than no Coffee at all. – David Lynch
Adventure in life is good… consistency in Coffee even better. – Justina Headley, North of Beautiful
I like instant gratification. It’s like instant Coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night. – Jarod Kintz
What do you want?… Just Coffee. Black – like my soul. – Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless. – Napoleon Bonaparte
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. – Ronald Reagan
Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. – Bill Gates
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. class=”author”> – Bill Cosby
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. – Abraham Lincoln
A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent. – Unknown
Adventure in life is good. Consistency in coffee even better. – Justina Headley
Life’s too short to drink cheap coffee. – Unknown
Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee. – Unknown
The road to success is paved in coffee. – Unknown
This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning. – Unknown
I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. – John Van Druten
There is no live without water. Because water is needed to make coffee. – Unknown
To drink is human. To drink coffee is divine. – Unknown
Given enough coffee I could rule the world. – Unknown
A cup of coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent. – Unknown
I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it. – Unknown
Drink Coffee. Do stupid things even faster with more energy. – Unknown
Caffeine-The other Vitamin C. – Unknown
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. – T. S. Eliot
Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love. – Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
You can tell when you have crossed the frontier into Germany because of the badness of the coffee. – Edward VII
Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. – Unknown
Caffeine isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin. – Unknown
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. – Alphonse Allais
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. – Unknown
Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. – Bob Irwin
The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword. – Old Arabic Saying
There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee. – Rian Aditia
Deja Brew: The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before. – Unknown
Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee. – Rory Bremner
I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee. – Burt Lancaster
I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. – David Lynch
Coffee in England is just toasted milk. – Christopher Fry
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. – Eddie Izzard
Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep. – Fran Drescher
I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge. – Jennifer Lopez
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? – Jean Kerr
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. – Bill Cosby
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? – Steven Wright
When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee. – Helen Hayes
Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second. – Edward Abbey