94+ Best Candy Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Candy is a sweet food made from sugar or chocolate, or a piece of this. Inspirational candy quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you smile.

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Famous Candy Quotes

You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating jellybeans. Ronald Reagan

I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids’ candy bars by accident. Rita Rudner

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. Ogden Nash

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron. Glenn Beck

There’s nothing as cosy as a piece of candy and a book. Betty MacDonald

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. Ogden Nash

If you want to grow up to be a big, strong pea, you have to eat your candy, Papa Pea would say. Amy Krouse Rosenthal

All I really need is love, but a little candy now and then doesn’t hurt! Charles Schulz

The library is like a candy store where everything is free. Jamie Ford

Keep calm and love candy. Handy Shandy

People are like M Ms. They come in a variety of colours, they’re hard on the outside and full of obscene yumminess on the inside. Michael Makai

I love any kind of candy. Kris Allen

He was like her favourite type of candy, she realized, a bit sour at first but all sweetness in the long run. Victoria Kahler

No candy bars unless I’ve had a low blood sugar where I’m shaky. Mary Tyler Moore

He picked up the brown bag of candy on the table. What’s your. He trailed off as he weighed the bag in his hands. ‘Didn’t I give you three pounds of candy? Sarah J. Maas

There’s nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book. Betty MacDonald

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. George Carlin

Everybody’s got their poison, and mine is sugar. Derrick Rose

Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows. Everything that’s wonderful is sure to come your way. Lesley Gore

I like vending machines because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that it achieves its maximum flavour potential. Mitch Hedberg

My boy lollipop, you make my heart go giddy up. You are as sweet as candy. Millie Small

I’m an American except when I’m in the supermarket or at the candy store. Jill Ellis

Lollipop lollipop oh lolli lolli lolli Lollipop, sweeter than candy on a stick. The Chordettes

It was very much like Norman Rockwell small town America. We walked to school or rode our bikes, stopped at the penny candy store on the way home from school, skated on the pond. Dorothy Hamill

I want candy, I want candy. Candy on the beach, there’s nothing better. But I like candy when it’s wrapped in a sweater. Bow Wow Wow

Going out into the world, I do feel like a kid in a candy store. Philip Rosenthal

The candy man is here, what kind of candy do you want? Sammy Davis Jr.

When I walk into my favourite store on Union Street in San Francisco that sells high quality chocolates from around the world, I feel like, well, a kid in a candy store. Dean Ornis

Ah sugar, ah honey, honey. You are my candy girl, and you’ve got me wanting you. The Archies

I was always a kid trying to make a buck. I borrowed a dollar from my dad, went to the penny candy store, bought a dollar’s worth of candy, set up my booth, and sold candy for five cents apiece. Ate half my inventory, made $2.50, gave my dad back his dollar. Guy Fieri

Like sugar to my heart, I’m craving for you. I’m missing you like candy. Mandy Moore

When it comes to owning stocks of the best known businesses in the world, value investors usually feel like children looking through the window of the candy store, unable to afford the treats inside because they refuse to pay the prices such high quality franchises typically bear. Whitney Tilson

You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating jellybeans. Ronald Reagan

I’m just a kid in a candy store, learning and eating up all this different knowledge. Jerry McNerney

Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want. Ryan Gosling

I don’t sleep very much. I really like to work, though. I feel like a kid in a candy store. Donnie Wahlberg

I always say that candy is the perfect studio food  it keeps your energy going. Nick Cannon

A lot of people like lollipops. I don’t like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don’t need a handle. Just give me the candy. Demetri Martin

My guilty pleasure is definitely candy! Skittles are my favorites. Sara Sampaio

The library is like a candy store where everything is free. Jamie Ford

I always saw candy as art. Dylan Lauren

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. Lewis Black

If you take a candy bar in the short run, it gives you a burst of energy, but after a while, it just makes you fat. Ben Bernanke

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. Iris Murdoch

There’s no denying that candy is comfort food and it’s affordable. Dylan Lauren

Kindness is like sugar, it makes life taste a little sweeter. Carla Yerovi

I think people always want candy, whether you’re a kid or an adult. Dylan Lauren

Don’t be eye candy, be soul food. Truida Genis

Inside the tin of sweets are four jewels, like candy drops. Look at them closely and stories spill out. Jun Mochizuki

If you take a candy bar in the short run, it gives you a burst of energy, but after a while, it just makes you fat. Ben Bernanke

It’s not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let’s face it, far more reliable than a man. Miranda Ingram

Going out into the world, I do feel like a kid in a candy store. Philip Rosenthal

Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows. Everything that’s wonderful is sure to come your way. Lesley Gore

I have candy around my bed. I just kinda like reach over and eat it and then go back to sleep, no problem. Lamar Odom

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. Mary Poppins

A lot of my fans know that I love candy. I eat candy all day. Tyga

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. Charles M. Schulz

My guilty pleasure is definitely candy! Skittles are my favorite. Sara Sampaio

Everybody’s got their poison, and mine is sugar. Derrick Rose

Cotton candy is the most amazing form of caramelization ever invented by man. Jose Andres Puerta

Life is short. Eat dessert first. Jacques Torres

Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too. Jane Smiley

Dessert is like a feel good song, and the best ones make you dance. Chef Edward Lee

You know someone is your friend when they give you more than half of their candy bar. Liam Holland

I don’t think any day is worth living without thinking about what you’re going to eat next at all times. Nora Ephron

I want candy. The Strangeloves

Candy bar nostalgia puts us all on the same page. Bee Wilson

Cotton candy. Like eating a cloud of diabetes. Dana Gould

I thought Willy Wonka was brilliant. He had all kinds of candy. Who doesn’t like chocolate and candies? Everybody wanted a Gobstopper. I just think he’s brilliant. Martellus Bennett

Cotton candy is the most amazing form of caramelization ever invented by man. Jose Andres

I love every type of candy. I love Skittles and Reeses. I love it all. Colton Haynes

Pour some sugar on me. Def Leopard

I’m a huge candy fan. My favorite growing up was always Sour Belts or Sour Straws. Kendall Schmidt

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. Linda Grayson

If you want to grow up to be a big, strong pea, you have to eat your candy,’ Papa Pea would say. Amy Krouse Rosenthal

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. Katharine Hepburn

He was like her favourite type of candy, she realized, a bit sour at first but all sweetness in the long run. Victoria Kahler

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed and puts them in your debt. Judith Olney

He picked up the brown bag of candy on the table. What’s your He trailed off as he weighed the bag in his hands. Didn’t I give you three pounds of candy? Sarah J. Maas

Nice memories are like chocolate you can’t survive on them alone, as they aren’t very filling, but they make life sweeter. Janine Wager

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. Mitch Hedberg

Chocolate is happiness that you can eat. Ursula Koraput

It’s clear, it’s fresh, like a mint candy. Margaret Atwood

Life is like chocolate you should enjoy it piece for peace and let it slowly melt on your tongue. Nina Sandman

Candy within reach and then I have to go on a diet. Steig Larsson

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get. Forrest Grump

Since my initials are J. U., people called me Ju. Or Jujube, like candy. Jenna Ushkowitz

Nothing is as alluring as a piece of chocolate you can’t have. Nina Sandman

Knowledge was like candy you never turned it down, especially if you didn’t have to work too hard to get it. Robert Liparulo

Chocolate is comfort without words. Ursula Koraput

Apologies come in all shapes and sizes. You can give diamonds, candy, flowers, or just your deepest heartfelt sentiment. Sarah Dessen

A little bit of sweetness can drown out a whole lot of bitterness. Francesco Petrarch