50+ Best Candy Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Inspirational candy quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you smile

Famous Candy Quotes

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. – Ogden Nash

Kindness is like sugar; it makes life taste a little sweeter. – Carla Yerovi

All I really need is love, but a little candy now and then doesn’t hurt! – Charles Schulz

I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. – Jason Love

Sugar, how you get so fly? – Baby Bash

Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold. – Judith Olney

Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows. Everything that’s wonderful is sure to come your way. – Lesley Gore

A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye. – Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. – Mary Poppins

Candy is childhood, the best and bright moments you wish could have lasted forever. – Dylan Lauren

Candy is the most amazing form of caramelization ever invented by man. – Jose Andres Puerta

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz

Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too. – Jane Smiley

Everybody’s got their poison, and mine is sugar. – Derrick Rose

You can tell a lot about a fellow’s character by his way of eating jellybeans. – Ronald Reagan

My boy lollipop, you make my heart go giddy up. You are as sweet as candy. – Millie Small

There’s nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book. – Betty MacDonald

The library is like a candy store where everything is free. – Jamie Ford

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed and puts them in your debt. – Judith Olney

I don’t think any day is worth living without thinking about what you’re going to eat next at all times. – Nora Ephron

After eating chocolate, you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. – Emily Luchetti

Life is short. Eat dessert first. – Jacques Torres

Fruit only angers my need for chocolate. – Jason Love

I want candy. – The Strangeloves

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. – Lewis Black

Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate. – Jo Brand

Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never tried taking candy from a baby. – unknown

ever gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and [dessert] you. – Rick Astley

A lot of people like lollipops. I don’t like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don’t need a handle. Just give me the candy. – Demetri Martin

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You’ll be mad, but it will be too late. – Mitch Hedberg

Cottage cheese solves nothing. Chocolate can do it all. – Rhoda

It’s a floor cleaner and a dessert topping. – Jane Curtin

Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table. – William Powell

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. – Ernestine Ulmer

I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream. – Heywood Broun

Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate. – Sandra Boynton

My celebrity crush is Betty Crocker. – Keith Wynn

Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos. – Don Kardong

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! – Author Unknown

If the only way we judged hunger was how full the stomach is, no one would ever have dessert. – Mark Friedman

There I was, sleeping peacefully… all of a sudden, I thought I heard a hundred-voice chocolate chip cookie choir calling me… – Charles Schulz

Thus the public use of reason and freedom is nothing but a dessert, a sumptuous dessert. – Johann G. Hamann

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. – Jim Davis

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! – unknown

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. – Iris Murdoch

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. – Carl Sagan

Seize the moment. Remember all those women who waved off the dessert cart on the Titanic. – Erma Bombeck

A boy doesn’t have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn’t like pie when he sees there isn’t enough to go around. – E.W. Howe

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces. – Judith Viorst

Cookies are made of butter and love. – Norwegian Proverb

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