128+ Best Charlie Sheen Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Carlos Irwin Estévez, known professionally as Charlie Sheen, is an American actor. Sheen rose to fame through films like ‘Platoon’ and ‘Wall Street,’ before starring on TV’s ‘Two and a Half Men.’ Profoundly inspirational Charlie Sheen quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

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Famous Charlie Sheen Quotes

I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man. – Charlie Sheen

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there’s no manual, no training course. – Charlie Sheen

I still don’t have all the answers. I’m more interested in what I can do next than what I did last. – Charlie Sheen

I just didn’t believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique. – Charlie Sheen

You can’t process me with a normal brain. – Charlie Sheen

Let’s hook up and just bring fiery death. – Charlie Sheen

For now, I’m just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view. – Charlie Sheen

As kids we’re not taught how to deal with success; we’re taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what? – Charlie Sheen

I have Tiger Blood running through my vains. – Charlie Sheen

You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party. – Charlie Sheen

I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don’t think people are ready for the message that I’m delivering and delivering with a sense of violent love. – Charlie Sheen

I don’t have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big. – Charlie Sheen

Every plan I have is the best plan in the room. – Charlie Sheen

I dare anyone to debate me on things. – Charlie Sheen

I’m done with the winning cause I’ve already won. – Charlie Sheen

Defeat is not an option. Period. The End. – Charlie Sheen

What they’re not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes. – Charlie Sheen

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them. – Charlie Sheen

I’ve got volumes on how not to behave. I’ve got more information now than a guy should have at my age. – Charlie Sheen

The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive. – Charlie Sheen

I have one speed; I have one gear: Go! – Charlie Sheen

Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image. – Charlie Sheen

I’m sorry, man, but I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time – and this includes naps – I’m an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground. – Charlie Sheen

I’m on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front. – Charlie Sheen

I blinked and I cured my brain. – Charlie Sheen

I’ve spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. – Charlie Sheen

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn. – Charlie Sheen

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. – Charlie Sheen

I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre’s hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami. – Charlie Sheen

You make a choice to win and you win… – Charlie Sheen

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you’re acting. – Charlie Sheen

I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad. – Charlie Sheen

The truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy! – Charlie Sheen

I am grandiose because I live a grandiose life; what’s wrong with that? – Charlie Sheen

I was actually disappointed because I thought the mistakes, I made is that people misinterpret my passion for anger. – Charlie Sheen

I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry at my fingertips. – Charlie Sheen

It’s not an act. I love it. It’s totally original. People go, ‘What’s going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don’t know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain. – Charlie Sheen

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever. – Charlie Sheen

I don’t have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, ‘I can’t process it’ well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know? – Charlie Sheen

Can’t is the cancer of happening. – Charlie Sheen

People say it’s lonely at the top, but I sure like the view. – Charlie Sheen

Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing – Charlie Sheen

I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris. – Charlie Sheen

I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That’s how I describe myself. – Charlie Sheen

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA. – Charlie Sheen

Let’s talk about something exciting. Me. – Charlie Sheen

I got tiger blood man. Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs. – Charlie Sheen

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to ‘Sheen’s Korner’ … You’re either in my corner, or you’re with the trolls. – Charlie Sheen

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don’t have one. – Charlie Sheen

It’s quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on. – Charlie Sheen

I’m still alive, which is pretty cool. – Charlie Sheen

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math. – Charlie Sheen

There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria’s Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV’s bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn’t as high as Rob Ford. – Charlie Sheen

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh. – Charlie Sheen

Slash sat me down at his house and said, you’ve got to clean up your act. You know you’ve gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you’ve got to get into rehab. – Charlie Sheen

I’m different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs. – Charlie Sheen

I’m a peaceful man with bad intentions. – Charlie Sheen

It’s perfect. It’s awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it’s scary. People say it’s lonely at the top, but I sure like the view. – Charlie Sheen

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing. – Charlie Sheen

Women are not to be hit. They’re to be hugged and caressed. – Charlie Sheen

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children. – Charlie Sheen

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn’t make you want to jump into that business. – Charlie Sheen

Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber. – Charlie Sheen

The only thing I’m addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. – Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit – Charlie Sheen

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn’t? – Charlie Sheen

I don’t believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term. – Charlie Sheen

When friends asked me, Can we help? I’d say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars. – Charlie Sheen

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. – Charlie Sheen

I saw 28 Days. I don’t remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It’s a big landfill. – Charlie Sheen

There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse. – Charlie Sheen

I’m 0 for 3 with marriage – the scoreboard doesn’t lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers. – Charlie Sheen

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past. – Charlie Sheen

You have the right to kill me, but you don’t have the right to judge me. That’s life. There’s nobility in that. There’s focus. It’s genuine. It’s crystal and it’s pure and it’s available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it. – Charlie Sheen

We’re going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I’m going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it’s worth a fortune. I’ll make this a work of magic warlock art. – Charlie Sheen

I’m tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat. – Charlie Sheen

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point. – Charlie Sheen

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile but is morally treasonable to the American public. – Charlie Sheen

Duh! So, we’re asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced? – Charlie Sheen

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn’t earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast. – Charlie Sheen

I just don’t want to live like I used to. And at some point, I’m going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I’ve got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future. – Charlie Sheen

I’m bi-winning. I win here, I win there. – Charlie Sheen

I’m here and I’m ready. They’re not. Bring it. – Charlie Sheen

I’m dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don’t have time for these clowns. – Charlie Sheen

I’ve got mad energy for days. That’s what people can’t get their minds around. They say, ‘Oh, he’s going to crash.’ They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don’t fit into their little box. – Charlie Sheen

I tried marriage. I’m 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer – I believe in numbers. I’m not going 0 for 4. I’m not wearing a golden sombrero. – Charlie Sheen

People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I’m gonna hang onto them and they’re gonna fuel my attack. – Charlie Sheen

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else. – Charlie Sheen

But you can’t focus on things that matter if all you’ve been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. – Charlie Sheen

Here’s the good news. If I realize that I’m insane, then I’m okay with it. I’m not dangerous insane. – Charlie Sheen

What you come to discover is, it isn’t how you get there, it’s that you get there. If that’s what it took to get me where I’m at today, so be it. – Charlie Sheen

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible. – Charlie Sheen

What is a normal childhood? We weren’t rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn’t save any money. – Charlie Sheen

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it. – Charlie Sheen

A lot of people think Major League’s called Wild Thing. As they should. – Charlie Sheen

We’re Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? – Charlie Sheen

The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning. – Charlie Sheen

I’m not ‘aw shucks’. Because I’m gnarly. – Charlie Sheen

I knew if I got loaded I was going away for a while. People would say, Oh, you’re just sober because you’re on probation. – Charlie Sheen

I was bangin’ 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll – Charlie Sheen

I’m tired of pretending I’m not special, – Charlie Sheen

People can’t figure me out, they can’t process me, I don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with the normal brain. – Charlie Sheen

I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy. – Charlie Sheen

I’m not wearing a golden sombrero. – Charlie Sheen

There’s a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don’t involve show business. I’m going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom. – Charlie Sheen

It’s not about the big deal you struck that day, it’s not about the new car, it’s not about the obvious stuff. It’s about that little introspective moment you had in the middle of all that. Those are moments between the moments, and that’s where life is. – Charlie Sheen

If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently. – Charlie Sheen

It ain’t a party til something gets broken. – Charlie Sheen

I never insert myself into situations where I am completely blind or don’t have a single clue about what’s being discussed. I don’t to be an impostor and just helping for the sake of helping. If I am going to help somebody, I want it to be valuable. And if they don’t follow my advice, then they are a frigging idiot. I’m joking. – Charlie Sheen

Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls. – Charlie Sheen

You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart. – Charlie Sheen

Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it’s as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb. – Charlie Sheen

If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there’s nothing that can be questioned. People say, ‘Oh, you’d better work through your resentments.’ Yeah, no. I’m gonna hang on to them, and they’re gonna fuel my attack. And they’re going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they’re all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude. Winning. – Charlie Sheen

It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard. – Charlie Sheen

It’s definitely safer to be single, especially with this cottage industry that’s devoted to extorting celebrities. – Charlie Sheen

Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what’s left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life. – Charlie Sheen

Guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies, a ton of success, I mean, come on bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. – Charlie Sheen

I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they’re never otherwise going to see in their boring, normal lives. And I gave that to them. I may forget about them tomorrow, but they’ll live with that memory for the rest of their lives. And that’s a gift, man. – Charlie Sheen

I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I’m extremely old-fashioned. I’m a nobleman. I’m chivalrous. – Charlie Sheen

You can have rules at home that are different from the rest of the world’s as long as you’re not hurting anyone. – Charlie Sheen

Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad guy. But then when you see the stunts in the movie, you realize it could’ve been a lady in a poncho. – Charlie Sheen

The nights I don’t sleep it’s because there’s a higher calling telling me to stand guard. – Charlie Sheen

I’m kind of old-fashioned in a lot of ways. I prefer mano a mano. Even if you have two girls in the house, it’s not like we’re together all the time. But I need variety. – Charlie Sheen

Rock bottom; that’s a fishing term. – Charlie Sheen

If someone follows you, go to a different room. If they keep following you, get in your car. If they follow you in your car, drive to a police station. There are ways to not engage. – Charlie Sheen

I’ve fallen for you like a blind roofer. – Charlie Sheen

You never have to look over your shoulder when you tell the truth. You never have to remember the details, because they are what they are. And you don’t have to make sure your story matches everyone else’s. – Charlie Sheen

Just tell the truth and you’re home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on. – Charlie Sheen

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