80+ Best Charlie Sheen Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Carlos Irwin Estévez, known professionally as Charlie Sheen, is an American actor. Sheen rose to fame through films like ‘Platoon’ and ‘Wall Street,’ before starring on TV’s ‘Two and a Half Men.’ Profoundly inspirational Charlie Sheen quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

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Famous Charlie Sheen Quotes

I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry at my fingertips.

We’re going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I’m going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it’s worth a fortune. I’ll make this a work of magic warlock art.

I’m sorry, man, but I’ve got magic. I’ve got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time – and this includes naps – I’m an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

I’m bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image.

People say it’s lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to ‘Sheen’s Korner’ … You’re either in my corner, or you’re with the trolls.

I’ve spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

What they’re not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.

I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre’s hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

It’s perfect. It’s awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it’s scary. People say it’s lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

For now, I’m just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

It’s not an act. I love it. It’s totally original. People go, ‘What’s going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don’t know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.

Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing

I am grandiose because I live a grandiose life; what’s wrong with that?

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there’s no manual, no training course.

I’m on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

Let’s hook up and just bring fiery death.

I saw 28 Days. I don’t remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It’s a big landfill.

Inspirational Charlie Sheen Quotes

There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria’s Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV’s bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn’t as high as Rob Ford.

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

Defeat is not an option. Period. The End.

You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.

I dare anyone to debate me on things.

I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn’t earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.

I’m different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs.

I’m tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.

I blinked and I cured my brain.

Let’s talk about something exciting. Me.

I’m 0 for 3 with marriage – the scoreboard doesn’t lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse.

As kids we’re not taught how to deal with success; we’re taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

The truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy!

I was actually disappointed because I thought the mistakes, I made is that people misinterpret my passion for anger.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don’t have one.

You make a choice to win and you win…

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile but is morally treasonable to the American public.

I’m here and I’m ready. They’re not. Bring it.

I just don’t want to live like I used to. And at some point, I’m going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I’ve got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.

I have Tiger Blood running through my vains.

I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.

Women are not to be hit. They’re to be hugged and caressed.

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

Slash sat me down at his house and said, you’ve got to clean up your act. You know you’ve gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you’ve got to get into rehab.

Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit

Top Charlie Sheen Quotes

I don’t have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

The only thing I’m addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you’re acting.

I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That’s how I describe myself.

It’s quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn’t?

Duh! So, we’re asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don’t think people are ready for the message that I’m delivering and delivering with a sense of violent love.

I don’t have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, ‘I can’t process it’ well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

You have the right to kill me, but you don’t have the right to judge me. That’s life. There’s nobility in that. There’s focus. It’s genuine. It’s crystal and it’s pure and it’s available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it.

The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive.

When friends asked me, Can we help? I’d say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

I have one speed; I have one gear: Go!

I don’t believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.

I still don’t have all the answers. I’m more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

You can’t process me with a normal brain.

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

Every plan I have is the best plan in the room.

I’m dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don’t have time for these clowns.

I’m done with the winning cause I’ve already won.

Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn’t make you want to jump into that business.

I just didn’t believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.

Can’t is the cancer of happening.

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.

I’ve got volumes on how not to behave. I’ve got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

I got tiger blood man. Dying’s for fools, dying’s for amateurs.

Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.

I’m still alive, which is pretty cool.

I’m a peaceful man with bad intentions.

I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.

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