58+ Best Cheese Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Cheese is a food made from milk, that can be either firm or soft and is usually yellow or white in colour. Profoundly inspirational cheese quotes will fire up your brain and encourage you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

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Famous Cheese Quotes

A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be oversophisticated. Yet it remains cheese, milk’s leap toward immortality. ― Clifton Fadiman

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. ― Mitch Hedberg

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. ― G.K. Chesterton

Cheese for dessert is rather like Paradise lost in that everyone thinks he ought to like it, but still you don’t notice too many people actually curling up with it. ― Peg Bracken

I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip. ― John Kennedy Toole

How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese? ― Charles de Gaulle

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? ― Charles de Gaulle

Cheese has always been a food that both sophisticated and simple humans love. ― M. F.K. Fisher

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ― Willie Nelson

You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese. ― Anthony Bourdain

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? ― Bertolt Brecht

Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese. ― Billie Burke

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. ― Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Give me a good sharp knife and a good sharp cheese and I’m a happy man. ― George R. R. Martin

Life is great. Cheese makes it better. ― Avery Aames

I was one of those. I meddled with dark powers. I summoned demons. I ate the entire little cheese, including the rind. ― Patrick Rothfuss

Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye. ― Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? ― George Carlin

This is your wine and cheese crowd, and nothing ever goes wrong at such events. ― Richard Messener

The quicker you let go of old cheese, the sooner you find new cheese. ― Spencer Johnson

All worries are less with wine. ― Amit Kalantri

If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it’s like introducing them to a future spouse. ― Christian Lander

I just don’t see the point of not eating cheese. I mean, if God didn’t want us to eat cheese, would he have let man invent it? ― Lisa Samson

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? George Carlin

When I first became interested in photography, I thought it was the whole cheese. My idea was to have it recognized as one of the fine arts. Today I don’t give a hoot in hell about that. The mission of photography is to explain man to man and each man to himself. ― Edward Steichen

The King’s cheese is half wasted in parings: But no matter, ‘tis made of the people’s milk. ― Benjamin Franklin

Pessimism is as American as apple pie – frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. ― George F. ― Will

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can’t say cheese. ― Jay London

Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese. ― Billie Burke

Well, many’s the long night I’ve dreamed of cheese–toasted, mostly. ― Robert Louis Stevenson

A silence fell at the mention of Gavard. They all looked at each other cautiously. As they were all rather short of breath by this time, it was the camembert they could smell. This cheese, with its gamy odour, had overpowered the milder smells of the marolles and the limbourg; its power was remarkable. Every now and then, however, a slight whiff, a flute-like note, came from the parmesan, while the bries came into play with their soft, musty smell, the gentle sound, so to speak, of a damp tambourine. The livarot launched into an overwhelming reprise, and the géromé kept up the symphony with a sustained high note. ― Émile Zola

If I had to give up cheese or chocolate, I’d give up chocolate in a heartbeat. ― Amanda Peet

Cheese is milk’s leap towards immortality. ― Clifton Fadiman

Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures. ― M. F. K. Fisher

Bachelor’s fare: bread, cheese and kisses. ― Jonathan Swift

The government was to raise the duty on cheese to 83 percent, an unpopular move that would doubtless have the more militant citizens picketing cheese shops. ― Jasper Fforde

When the waiter brought the cheese-board, there was a large carrot carved in the shape of a mermaid sitting between the Dolcelatte and the Pecorino. Teo could have sworn that the carrot-mermaid flexed her tail and plunged her little hand inside a smelly Gorgonzola. ‘Tyromancy, ye know,’ remarked the mermaid. ‘The Ancient Art of Divination by Cheese. ‘ Then she pulled her tiny hand out and inspected the green cheese-mold on her tiny fingers. ‘Lackaday!’ she moaned. ‘Stinking! It goes poorly for Venice and Teodora, it do! ― Michelle Lovric

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. ― Gilbert K. Chesterton

Never commit yourself to a cheese without having first examined it. ― T. S. Eliot

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. ― W.C. Fields

Well and what’s cheese? Corpse of milk? ― James Joyce

Do you want some of this cheese, or shall we just go walking? ― Pamela Dean

A long time ago people believed that the world is flat and the moon is made of green cheese. Some still do, to this day. The man on the moon is looking down and laughing. ― Vera Nazarian

And I’m lactose intolerant but if you told me I couldn’t have cheese ever again, I would slap you in your face. ― Retta

A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze. ― Stephen King

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. ― Billie Burke

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ― Jon Hammond

God defend me from that Welsh fairy, lest he transform me to a piece of cheese!” – William Shakespeare

The French Code for cheese is ALIVE. The American Code for cheese, on the other hand, is DEAD. ― G. Clotaire Rapaille

Cheese is all about the dark side of life” – Sister Noella; aka The Cheese Nun” ― Michael Pollan

Is it possible that you are unaware of the significance of cheese in a croquet tournament? ― Jodi Taylor

Very well, then,’ said my friend’s wife, rising, ‘all I have to say is, that I shall take the children and go to an hotel until those cheeses are eaten. ― Jerome K. Jerome

I had cottage cheese for lunch and a glass of wine when I got home tonight. ― Sally Quin

Sometimes it’s good just to be seduced by the particular cheeses spread out in front of you on a cheese counter. ― Nigella Lawson

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate. ― Gina Barreca

I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke all over me tea! ― Lee Evans

In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse. ― Greek Proverb

Once we hit forty, women have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate. ― Gina Barreca

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