75+ Best Chicken Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Chicken is a type of bird kept on a farm for its eggs or its meat, or the meat of this bird that is cooked and eaten. Inspirational chicken quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

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Famous Chicken Quotes

We can see a thousand miracles around us every day. What is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken? S. Parkes Cadman

Do you eat chicken because you are familiar with the scientific literature on them and have decided that their suffering doesn’t matter, or do you do it because it tastes good? Jonathan Safran Foer

And believe me, a good piece of chicken can make anybody believe in the existence of God. Sherman Alexie

If you know somethin’ well, you can always paint it but people would be better off buying chickens. Grandma Moses

Shoving feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. Brad Pitt

If you cannot catch a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. Nikita Khrushchev

What came first, The chicken or the egg? I don’t care, I eat both Gouse Pasha

When life gives you 100 reasons to cry show life that you have a chicken biryani to smile Gouse Pasha

People will hate you, rate you, shake you, but chicken breast will never cheat you. Gouse Pasha

If you dream of becoming an eagle, you follow your dreams and not the words of a bunch of chickens. Penny Johnson Jerald

People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately. Oscar Wilde

You can’t really call them evil, any more than mice can call cats evil, or chickens can call humans evil. It’s all just a matter of where you’re standing. Ted Naifeh

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. Arnold H. Glasow

Frying chicken always makes me feel a little better about life. Gouse Pasha

I like chicken a lot because chicken is generous – that is to say, it’s obedient. It will do whatever you tell it to do. Maya Angelou

I have a painting where somebody’s holding a chicken, and underneath the chicken is somebody’s head. Jean-Michel Basquiat

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. Aesop

Religion is no more the parent of morality than an incubator is the mother of a chicken. Lemuel K. Washburn

Cute Chicken Quotes

Anybody depending on somebody else’s gods is depending on a fox not to eat chickens. Zora Neale Hurston

The cows shorten the grass, and the chickens eat the fly larvae and sanitize the pastures. This is a symbiotic relation. Joel Salatin

One of the greatest birds I’ve ever had is called a ‘Turducken.’ A chicken inside of a duck inside of a turkey. That’s one that I love. I’ve done it a couple times. Guy Fieri

No one likes rubbery chicken. Guy Fieri

Bantam chickens are smaller versions of bigger chickens are also called miniature; they are like the big chicken in every way except that they are smaller. Rachel Smith

I was born in the Chinese year of the rooster, so maybe that explains my affinity with chickens. Adriano Zumbo

I haven’t checked, but I highly suspect that chickens evolved from an egg-laying ancestor, which would mean that there were, in fact, eggs before there were chickens. Genius. Ta-Nehisi Coates

I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only things that succeed by sitting are chickens. Mustafa Dönmez

I wasn’t popular in the home office because I wasn’t chicken. I’m just a risk-taker. I have gut instincts. Gary Gygax

It is better to be the head of a chicken than the rear end of an ox. Japanese Proverb

There are more chickens in the worlds that any other kind of bird. Rachel Smith

From the original centers, chickens, as other livestock species underwent domestication and migration processes. Timothy Nthaziyake Pearson Gondwe

Chick survival or mortality was mostly age related, with high mortality of chicks observed during the first five weeks of age. Timothy Nthaziyake Pearson Gondwe

When arguing with a chicken, a grain of corn is always wrong. African Proverb

The networks are not some chicken-coop manufacturing lobby whose calls nobody returns. Ralph Nader

Sweet Chicken Quotes

What came first, The chicken or the egg? I don’t care, I eat both. Gouse Pasha

Charles Darwin was convinced from his studies that the red jungle fowl was the only ancestor of the domestic chicken. Joseph Barber

Broiler chicken breeds selected for fast growth, large appetites, higher muscle mass and a greater efficiency for converting feed into weight gain. Joseph Barbera

Cockerel is often used to describe an immature male chicken, a male less than one year of age or a male of any age. Joseph Barbera

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea.’ Jessica Simpson

I think that if you can roast a chicken, you can get whatever you want out of a woman. Elizabeth Gilbert

People will hate you, rate you, shake you, but the chicken breast will never cheat you. Gouse Pasha

One genetic study suggests that all modern chickens may have descended from chickens domesticated in Thailand. Joseph Barbera

Healthiness of chicken could be trace to the way it is cooked. Aaron Katherine

Freshness of chicken affects its health benefits, likewise fried chicken has no health benefits. Aaron Katherine

Boys, I may not know much, but I know chicken poop from chicken salad. Lyndon B. Johnson

My mother turned into a professional widow. She couldn’t understand why I wanted to be an engineer; she thought I should be a chicken farmer. David Antin

Global chicken meat consumption in 2005 was estimated to be 54.99 million tons. Theerachai Haitook

Recent discoveries have confirmed one of the other suggestions made since the 1920’s, that chicken were brought across the Pacific, island by island, by another group of early Native Americans, Polynesians, in ancient times. David Scrivener

The world’s leading countries in poultry meat consumption were USA, China, EU, Brazil and Mexico. Theerachai Haitook

Chicken feathers on the neck expand and raise stiff in a cock-fight. Jesse D. Dagoon

I’ve never related to the work geek at all. It sounds much more horrible than a nerd-like a freak biting a chicken’s head off in a sideshow. Jonathan Lethem

I like chicken a lot because chicken is generous-that is to say, it’s obedient. It will do whatever you tell it to do. Maya Angelou

My first business deal was with my mother. I invested in chickens. I sold the eggs to my mother. Joel McCrea

Fresh chicken has lots of trace minerals that enhance immune system. Aaron Katherine

They are known as the ‘bird that give’s birth everyday’ and have been around since ancient times. Rachel Smith

If you have a rural property, you may have an outbuilding that can be converted into a chicken house. Christine Heinrichs

Chicken are birds, so they are covered with feathers, like most birds. Rachel Smith

I have a painting where somebody’s holding a chicken, and underneath the chicken is somebody’s head. Jean-Michel Basquiat

I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens. Isaac Bashevis Singer

Bigger birds do better in the cold. jersey Giants, at 13 ponds for a rooster, 10 pounds for a hen, don’t mind the cold. Christine Heinrichs

Chickens typically manage cold weather as well, insulated as they are. Christine Heinrichs

Chicken bones have been found in South America by paleontologists which have been dated to a century before Christopher Columbus arrived. David Scrivener

If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it’s really like making a large chicken. Ina Garten

Did you really just compare me to chicken wings? You say that like it’s a bad thing. Chicken wings are the bomb. Rylann

I’ll change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot! Dolly Parton’s

We all like chicken. Malcolm X

I’m not really a chicken-patty kinda girl. Rhoda Janzen

I feel like a carton of eggs holding up an elephant. Sherman Alexie

I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens. Isaac Bashevis

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. Arnold H. Glasgow

The chicken is gone, but you can still smell it, But, it’s nothing like it was. James Reed

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. Frank Perdue

Curses, like chickens, come home to roost. Susanna Moodie

Do not put all your eggs in one basket. Warren Buffett

No one likes rubbery chicken. Guy Fieri

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