50+ Best Cow Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Cow is a large female farm animal kept to produce meat and milk. Profoundly inspirational cow quotes will encourage you to think a little deeper than you usually would and broaden your perspective.

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Famous Cow Quotes

Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk. Shmuel Yosef Agnon

When the land is cultivated entirely by the spade, and no horses are kept, a cow is kept for every three acres of land. John Stuart Mill

The sweet mellifluous milking of the cow. Sam Walter Foss

Tongue — a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. Bob Ekstrom

Cow is the foundation of our economy. Unknown

A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows. George Bernard Shaw

Milk is the only juice in a world of cows. Munia Khan

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Cows are gentle, interesting animals. Ingrid Newkirk

It doesn’t matter how much milk you spill as long as you don’t lose the cow. Harvey Mackay

Home is where my cows are. Unknown

You can only milk a cow so long, then you’re left holding the pail. Hank Aaron

If you want milk, don’t sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you. Richard Branson

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy cows, which is pretty much the same thing. Unknown

The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. John McNulty

Cow is the source of progress and prosperity.  In many ways it is superior to one’s mother. Mahatma Gandhi

Don’t milk the cow too hard. She will kick you. Mason Cooley

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it’s doing in the Maritimes. Tommy Douglas

A cow is a very good animal in the field, but we turn her out of a garden. Samuel Johnson

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. Grant Wood

Go to law for a sheep and lose your cow. German Proverb

Knowledge is a sacred cow, and my problem will be how we can milk her while keeping clear of her horns. Unknown

The mere brute pleasure of reading — the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing. Lord Chesterfield

Kill me but spare the cow. Lokmanya Tilak

Truth, Sir, is a cow, that will yield such people no more milk, and so they are gone to milk the bull. Unknown

Beautiful Cow Quotes

My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me. David Lynch

If the Grass seems Greener on the other side ~ chances are it was fertilized with Bullshit. Unknown

Live life like someone left open the gate. Unknown

Killing a cow or a bull is as sinful as killing a human. Unknown

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. Mark Twain

It is not an act of kindness to treat animals respectfully. It is an act of justice. Tom Regan

There’s nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows. Russell Crowe

Without my cattle, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. Unknown

Cow’s milk is tonic, its ghee is ambrosia and its meat is disease. Unknown

Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger. Lady Gaga

The cow is of the bovine ilk;One end is moo, the other, milk. Ogden Nash

Rain or shine, dairy farmers care for their cows 365 days of the year! Unknown

All is not butter that comes from the cow. Proverb

I don’t want to be a burger. I don’t wanna. Unknown

I love cows. Its people who annoy me. Unknown

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, I think that I’ll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them? Bill Watterson

Milk the cow, but do not pull off the udder. Greek proverb

Cows are a girl’s best friend. Unknown

As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists. Joan Dye Gussow

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I’d rather dance with the cows until you come home. Groucho Marx

If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick. Lalu Prasad Yadav

Science is not a sacred cow. Science is a horse. Don’t worship it. Feed it. Aubrey Eben

When you see the cows go into McDonalds you know that their beef burgers are fresh. Anthony T.Hincks

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