86+ Best Cow Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Cow is a large female farm animal kept to produce meat and milk. Profoundly inspirational cow quotes will encourage you to think a little deeper than you usually would and broaden your perspective.

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Famous Cow Quotes

Even a cow creates ambiguous signifiers. The moo of mystery. Mason Cooley

Once you kill a cow, you gotta make a burger. Lady Gaga

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I’d rather dance with the cows until you come home. Groucho Marx

Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one’s cow has exploded. Dean Koontz

There’s nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows. Russell Crowe

That sure as fuck ain’t no cow. Scott Sigler

To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will be your friends forever. Bill Bryson

As writers we live life twice, like a cow that eats its food once and then regurgitates it to chew and digest it again. We have a second chance at biting into our experience and examining it. This is our life and it’s not going to last forever. There isn’t time to talk about someday writing that short story or poem or novel. Slow down now, touch what is around you, and out of care and compassion for each moment and detail, put pen to paper and begin to write. Natalie Goldberg

Cows are gentle, interesting animals. Ingrid Newkirk

The cow is of the bovine ilk one end is moo, the other milk. Ogden Nash

My cow is not pretty, but it is pretty to me. David Lynch

She dragged me across the floor, stopping from time to time only to kick me. I didn’t know our cows too could be so inhuman. Samuel Beckett

It doesn’t matter how much milk you spill as long as you don’t lose the cow. Harvey Mackay

A cow’s heaven is a flower’s idea of hell. Oliver Gaspirtz

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. In fact, a moose is a cow drawn by a three year old. Bill Bryson

Gwynned lies two days westwards still further south, the weregeld calls. Mayhap with All Father Woden’s favour, my deeds may yet inspire the skalds. Byron

Buffon tells us that the cow sheds her horns every two years a most palpable error. James Boswell

I have found you and… fallen into such a blunder I suppose he has confounded the cow with the deer. James Boswell

Milk is the only juice in a world of cows. Munia Khan

Moo may represent an idea, but only the cow knows. Mason Cooley

Digression and digestion. It’s what we do. David Duchovny

Who discovered we could get milk from cows and what did he think he was doing at the time? Billy Connolly

Cows are amongst the gentlest of breathing creatures.  Thomas de Quincey

No longer diverted by other emotions, I work the way a cow grazes. Kathe Kollwitz

Both knife and sword will cause the same pain, both cow and dog will feed the same milk. Jagadeesh Kumar

Truth, Sir, is a cow that will yield such people no more milk, and so they are gone to milk the bull. Samuel Johnson

Just because a cow stands in a field all day doesn’t make it a philosopher. Vaseem Khan

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. Will Rogers. We are like a cow and a goat, wanting to be friends but wondering if it can ever be.  Katherine Applegate

Cows are my passion to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by cows and china. Charles Dickens

Of course we still want to know you!” Harry said, staring at Hagrid

You don’t think anything that Skeeter cow sorry, Professor, he added quickly, looking at Dumbledore. I have gone temporarily deaf and haven’t any idea what you said, Harry, said Dumbledore, twiddling his thumbs and staring at the ceiling. J K Rowling

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. Grant Wood

Every sacred cow in the business has to do with economics. Gena Rowlands

I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one I’d rather see than be one. Gelett Burgess

Don’t milk the cow too hard. She will kick you. Mason Cooley

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. Mark Twain

Every cow in the world when they do what they do, you’ve got more carbon dioxide. John Boehner

Cease, cows, life is short. Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Who will sell the Cow, must say the word. George Herbert

Keep a cow, and then the milk won’t have to be watered but once. Josh Billings

Cows are the Devil’s handmaidens. Linda Howard

I don’t want any vegetables I paid for the cow to eat them for me. Douglas Coupland

Milk is the only juice in a world of cows. Munia Khan

Anybody who plays the stock market not as an insider is like a man buying cows in the moonlight. Daniel Drew

Knowledge is a sacred cow, and my problem will be how we can milk her while keeping clear of her horns. Albert Szent

A branding program should be designed to differentiate your cow from all the other cattle on the range. Al Ries

If one has one cow, it is always better not to be too familiar with those who have seven. Phyllis Bottome

You can only milk a cow so long, then you’re left holding the pail. Hank Aaron

A curst cow hath short hornes. George Herbert

The human body has no more need for cows’ milk than it does for dogs’ milk, horses’ milk, or giraffes’ milk. Michael Klaper

He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on. Benjamin Franklin

The cow is an exceptionally loving and gentle creature. Helen Weston

The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk. Ogden Nash

Farm animals feel pleasure and sadness, excitement. They are far more intelligent than we ever imagined. Jane Goodall

As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists. Joan Dye Gussow

but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. Martin Luther

the cow parasite is probably how non-man defines man in his zoology books. Stanisław Lem

Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk. Not enough people see it as a healthy horse, pulling a sturdy wagon. Winston Churchill

I don’t believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is. Ann Landers

I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk. H. L. Mencken

I’m a cowboy who never saw a cow. Johnny Mercer

The cow is of the bovine ilk one end is moo, the other milk. Ogden Nash

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness. Craig Ferguson

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. Grant Wood

I do believe sometimes discipline is very important. I’m not just lying around like a lazy cow all the time. Bjork

No Hindu community, however low, will touch cow’s flesh. On the other hand, there is no community which is really an Untouchable community which has not something to do with the dead cow. Some eat her flesh, some remove the skin, some manufacture articles out of her skin and bones. B. R. Ambedkar

A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion. The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a butcher’s stall passes as food. John Harvey Kellogg

I don’t like looking back. I’m always constantly looking forward. I’m not the one to sort of sit and cry over spilt milk. I’m too busy looking for the next cow. Gordon Ramsay

Sacred cows make very poor gladiators. Nikki Giovanni

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it’s doing in the Maritimes. Tommy Douglas

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand? Bobby Heenan

I like animals, all animals. I wouldn’t hurt a cat or a dog or a chicken or a cow. And I wouldn’t ask someone else to hurt them for me. That’s why I’m a vegetarian. Peter Dinklage

The mere brute pleasure of reading the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing. Lord Chesterfield

Me and my sister made up a game called ‘Milky Cow. We were on holiday in France when I was 12, and there was a kid who had bovine features, and every time we went past her, we’d say, There’s Milky Cow. Greg Davies

If I don’t work, I’ll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. Celia Cruz

Agriculture is one of the biggest causes of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere. Cars? Planes? Trains? Nope. Cow farts. Zazie Beetz

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? Steven Wright

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth! Anne Tyler

It was jolly in the country. A cow and little pigs to play with and milk warm from the cow. Georg Brandes

I absolutely adore cows. They’re the most fascinating, gentle and beautiful animals. Their eyes are so amazing. I have ten that live on the land around my house. I love to talk to them. There are few things better than falling asleep in a field and being woken up by an inquisitive cow. Mary Quant

I guess cows aren’t into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them. Anthony Ward Clark

Goat’s milk is the closest thing out there to human breast milk. Plus, it is more easily digested than cow’s or soy milk. Giving goat’s milk to children is popular in Europe and other parts of the world. Kristin Cavallari

Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. Jim Bishop

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