Our friendships are among the most valuable relationships we have. It can can keep us grounded and can help us get things in perspective. Inspirational crazy friends quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.
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Most Famous Crazy Friends Quotes
Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard. – Unknown
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing. – Unknown
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine. – Unknown
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane. – Matt Schucker
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you. – Rita Mae Brown
Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans. – Unknown
I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room…but not too humid because. you know…my hair. – Unknown
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you. – Unkown
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. – Robert Brault
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never them go. – Unknown
If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything. – Unknown
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one! – C. S. Lewis
A large proportion of my best friends are a little bit crazy…I try to be cautious with my friends who are too sane. Depression is itself destructive, and it breeds destructive impulses: I am easily disappointed in people who don’t get it – Andrew Solomon
I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something. – Unknown
No one will ever be as entertained by us as us. – Unknown
If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real. – Unknown
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive. – Unknown
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected. – Charles Lamb
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. – Bernard Meltzer
Crazy Best Friend Quotes
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you. – Unknown.
Friendship is so weird…you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them. – Unknown
We will always be friend ’til we’re old and senile…then we can be new friends. – Unknown
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. – Oprah Winfrey
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public. – Unknown
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. – Jim Hayes
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them. – Unknown
It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, , caring, and smart. My advice to y’all is, don’t lose me. – Unknown
I was an innocent being once…then my best friend came along. – Unknown
I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people. – Unknown
You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang. – Unknown
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps! – Unkown
If you have crazy friends, you have everything. – Unkown
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas. – Unknown
Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. – Greg Tamblyn
Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop. – Unknown
Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’ – Cookie Monster
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone. – Unknown
I’d take a nerf bullet for you. – Unknown
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else. – Unknown
As the old saying goes, laughter truly is the best medicine, and giggling with your gal pals can heal almost anything. – Becca Anderson
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. – Arnold H. Glasgow
Crazy Funny Friendship Quotes for Best Friends
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone. – Unknown
If I killed somebody, I have zero doubt that if I called my best friend and was like,’Hey grab a shovel,’ she wouldn’t even ask a question. – Mila Kunis
I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You’re my friend, you literally signed up for this. – Unknown
We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. – Unknown
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together. – Emilie Saint-Genis
Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. – Unknown
Crazy friends are the ones that go through the rain with you. – R. Luke Thompson
A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body. – Jim Hayes
We all need a crazy friend that is willing to stand up for us when we are down on ourselves. We also need to be a crazy friend for someone else in their time of need. – R. Luke Thompson
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. – Unknown
The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies; not our friends. – Margot Asquith
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends. – Unknown
I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship. – Unknown
Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. – Gore Vidal
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Friends offer free therapy. – Unknown
He’s the kind of man who picks his friends—to pieces. – Mae West
There is no spectacle more agreeable than to observe an old friend fall from a rooftop. – Confucius
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap. – Unknown
Friendship is about finding people who are your kind of crazy. – Unknown
Afterall, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. – Eeyore
We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. – Unknown
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. – Marlene Dietrich
He has not an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him. – Oscar Wilde
I hope we’re friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the sh-t out of people. – Unknown
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. – Sicilian Proverb
The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won’t get much sleep. – Woody Allen
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. – Unknown
I’m fortunate to have kind and funny friends who’ve been by my side through all the crazy ups and downs of trying to get published (and, hello life), and if they weren’t keeping me sane and making me laugh, I don’t know that I could have written this book. – Jennifer Hillier
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. – Unknown
I like you because you join in on my weirdness. – Unknown
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face. – Unknown
Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions. – Unknown
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’ – A.A. Milne
I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends. – Unknown
Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life. – Unknown
We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends. – Unknown
I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends. – Unknown
I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me. – Unknown
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention. – Clifton Fadiman
God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters. – Unknown
Never let you friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time. – Unknown
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. – Laurence J. Peter
Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital. – Unknown
Real friendship is when you friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap. – Unknown
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. – Linda Grayson
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. – George Carlin
We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes. – Unknown
There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends. – Sylvia Path
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much. – Unknown
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. – Chancey Depew
Funny Crazy Friends Quotes
- Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
- We will be best friends forever because you already know too much.
- Dear best friend, you’re stupid. You fall. You’re weird. You’re not perfect. But. That’s okay. I’m like that, too. We laugh at the most random things. You know my ugliest side. Even though we disagree sometimes, we never fight. When I’m sad, you were always there to make sure I’m okay. Thanks for being there for me. I love you.
- Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel a warm feeling inside.
- I’m grateful for my crazy, psycho, insane and just totally messes up friends. Normal people scare the crap out of me.
- Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but true ones stick like an octopus on your face.
- I’m not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis.
- Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
- A best friend is someone who you can talk to, who won’t judge you, loves you for you, and most of all, makes you feel like you are worth something
- Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
- Best friends they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
- I don’t like to commit myself to heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
- It doesn’t matter what you think of me, because my imaginary friends think I’m special.
- Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
- A best friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
- Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
- I like it when I don’t have to be careful what I say. That’s when you know you’re with the right people..
- Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
- Talking to your best friend is sometimes all the therapy you need.
- Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.