95+ Best Crazy Friends Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Our friendships are among the most valuable relationships we have. It can can keep us grounded and can help us get things in perspective. Inspirational crazy friends quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

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Most Famous Crazy Friends Quotes

Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard. – Unknown

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing. – Unknown

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine. – Unknown

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane. – Matt Schucker

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you. – Rita Mae Brown

Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans. – Unknown

I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room…but not too humid because. you know…my hair. – Unknown

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you. – Unkown

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. – Robert Brault

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If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never them go. – Unknown

If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything. – Unknown

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one! – C. S. Lewis

A large proportion of my best friends are a little bit crazy…I try to be cautious with my friends who are too sane. Depression is itself destructive, and it breeds destructive impulses: I am easily disappointed in people who don’t get it – Andrew Solomon

I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something. – Unknown

No one will ever be as entertained by us as us. – Unknown

If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real. – Unknown

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive. – Unknown

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Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected. – Charles Lamb

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. – Bernard Meltzer

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you. – Unknown.

Friendship is so weird…you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them. – Unknown

We will always be friend ’til we’re old and senile…then we can be new friends. – Unknown

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. – Oprah Winfrey

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public. – Unknown

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. – Jim Hayes

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them. – Unknown

It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, , caring, and smart. My advice to y’all is, don’t lose me. – Unknown

I was an innocent being once…then my best friend came along. – Unknown

I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people. – Unknown

You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang. – Unknown

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up…after I finish laughing. – Unknown

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps! – Unkown

If you have crazy friends, you have everything. – Unkown

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas. – Unknown

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. – Greg Tamblyn

Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop. – Unknown

beautiful crazy friends quotes

Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’ – Cookie Monster

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone. – Unknown

I’d take a nerf bullet for you. – Unknown

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else. – Unknown

As the old saying goes, laughter truly is the best medicine, and giggling with your gal pals can heal almost anything. – Becca Anderson

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing. – Unknown

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. – Arnold H. Glasgow

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone. – Unknown

If I killed somebody, I have zero doubt that if I called my best friend and was like,’Hey grab a shovel,’ she wouldn’t even ask a question. – Mila Kunis

I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You’re my friend, you literally signed up for this. – Unknown

We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. – Unknown

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together. – Emilie Saint-Genis

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. – Unknown

Crazy friends are the ones that go through the rain with you. – R. Luke Thompson

A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body. – Jim Hayes

We all need a crazy friend that is willing to stand up for us when we are down on ourselves. We also need to be a crazy friend for someone else in their time of need. – R. Luke Thompson

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. – Unknown

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies; not our friends. – Margot Asquith

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends. – Unknown

I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship. – Unknown

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. – Gore Vidal

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends offer free therapy. – Unknown

He’s the kind of man who picks his friends—to pieces. – Mae West

There is no spectacle more agreeable than to observe an old friend fall from a rooftop. – Confucius

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap. – Unknown

famous crazy friends quotes

Friendship is about finding people who are your kind of crazy. – Unknown

Afterall, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. – Eeyore

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you. – Unknown

We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. – Unknown

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. – Marlene Dietrich

He has not an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him. – Oscar Wilde

I hope we’re friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the sh-t out of people. – Unknown

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. – Sicilian Proverb

The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won’t get much sleep. – Woody Allen

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. – Unknown

I’m fortunate to have kind and funny friends who’ve been by my side through all the crazy ups and downs of trying to get published (and, hello life), and if they weren’t keeping me sane and making me laugh, I don’t know that I could have written this book. – Jennifer Hillier

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. – Unknown

I like you because you join in on my weirdness. – Unknown

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face. – Unknown

Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions. – Unknown

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’ – A.A. Milne

I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends. – Unknown

Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life. – Unknown

We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends. – Unknown

I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends. – Unknown

I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me. – Unknown

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention. – Clifton Fadiman

God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters. – Unknown

Never let you friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time. – Unknown

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. – Laurence J. Peter

Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital. – Unknown

Real friendship is when you friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap. – Unknown

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. – Linda Grayson

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. – George Carlin

We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes. – Unknown

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends. – Sylvia Path

We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much. – Unknown

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise. – Chancey Depew

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