39+ Best Daria Quotes: Exclusive Selection

DescriptionBrainy, sardonic Daria Morgendorffer tries to fly under the radar at Lawndale High School, and she’s doing a pretty good job of it: Her self-esteem teacher can’t even remember her name. Profoundly inspirational Daria quotes will challenge the way you think, change the way you live and transform your whole life.

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Famous Daria Quotes

Yeah. I’m tired of being at a school where the kids just think they’re cooler than me. I want to go to one where they’re smarter than me also. – Daria

And the dish ran away with the spoon. But Hawaii was the only state that would recognize the marriage as legal. – Daria

I can’t get the phrase, ‘damn idiot teachers with their damn idiot brains,’ out of my head. – Daria

Increasing visibility is a good thing, and it will surely make us more… visible. To do that we should, uh… develop our strategy and strategize our development. Implement solutions and solutionize implementations. Aggressively. – Daria

My biggest fear right now is that I’ll wake up and this conversation won’t be a dream. – Daria

As far as I’m concerned, the only difference between school and prison is the wardrobe. – Daria

After you called ı got up, got dressed, & then fell back asleep. – Daria

When they say ‘you’re always unhappy Daria’, what they mean is: ‘You think Daria’, I can tell because you don’t smile. – Daria

Dammit! It’s my turn to say Dammit! – Daria

We are now entering Hell. Please keep your hands and elbows inside the car. – Daria

I actually accomplished something. I mean, other than getting up. – Daria

I don’t like it when I say people should die and then they do. I don’t want that kind of responsibility. At least not until I’ve got a job in middle management. – Daria

It never would have worked. I mean, unless I tried or something. – Daria

The whole thing’s enough to turn your stomach. Which I guess is good if you want to be a model. Eases the transition to bulimia. – Daria

Why, oh why can’t she just have a substance abuse problem like a normal mom? – Daria

Now, over here is the lunchroom. As middle school veterans, you already know that this is the center for spitballs, laughing milk up through your nose, and food poisoning of every variety. – Daria

Anxiety? Well, what could be giving you anxiety, sweetie? Um, let’s see… – Daria

Mom, if you’re going to reminisce, I’ll be forced to call Social Services. – Daria

My goal is not to wake up at forty with the bitter realization that I’ve wasted my life on a job I hated because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens. – Daria

I don’t have low self-esteem. I have low esteem for everyone else. – Daria

As far as I can make out ‘edgy’ occurs when middlebrow, middle-aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy–not to mention the spending money–out of the ‘youth culture.’ So they come up with this fake concept of ‘seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research and a corporate master plan.’ – Daria

Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough, it’s almost like depth. – Daria

Is there any time when how you look doesn’t affect how you’re judged? – Daria

Do you think I’m a rigid, unrealistic, unforgiving self-righteous jerk who can’t hold on to a friend? – Daria

Can we get on with this? I have someplace to go…television counts as a place. – Daria

I am not going to pierce my bellybutton. It never did anything to me. – Daria

I can’t shoot my own mother. Not with paint, anyway. – Daria

Am ı missing something? – Daria

‘Thin Thighs For Your Man.’ But I don’t like men with thin thighs. – Daria

Why settle for vanity when you can have pure egotism? – Daria

Let’s talk strategy. I don’t wanna arrive without a plan. – Daria

You know how fads are. Today ıt’s brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains. – Daria

I figure ıf the people suck ı can always wear headphones. – Daria

The problem with going to restaurants is that they’re not in my room. – Daria

I’ve always wanted to sleep upside down & spread rabies. – Daria

We could meet on the weekends to eat pizza & complain. – Daria

I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special. – Daria

I’m not selling out. I’m attempting to acquire the skills & knowledge that will allow me to sell out. – Daria

I know! Like Tiffany would ever date someone who wore a tweed jacket. – Daria