Dessert is sweet food eaten at the end of a meal. Inspirational dessert quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.
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Powerful Collection of Most Famous Dessert Quotes
All people with healthy physical appetites have a sweet tooth somewhere in their heads. – Macmillan’s Magazine, 1887
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. – Ernestine Ulmer
I’m not a vegetarian, I’m a dessertarian. – Bill Watterson
Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert. – Josh Stern
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. – Jason Love
My celebrity crush is Betty Crocker. – Keith Wynn
After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. – Emily Luchetti
It’s the finale. It’s the last impression. A bad dessert can ruin the meal. – Anne McManus
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! – Author Unknown
There I was, sleeping peacefully… all of a sudden, I thought I heard a hundred-voice chocolate chip cookie choir calling me… – Charles Schulz
Thus the public use of reason and freedom is nothing but a dessert, a sumptuous dessert. – Johann Georg Hamann
Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. – Fernando Pessoa
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. – Jim Davis
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. – Carl Sagan
A boy doesn’t have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn’t like pie when he sees there isn’t enough to go around. – E.W. Howe
Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. – Lora Brody
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. – Jason Love
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists. – Leslie Moak Murray
Cookies are made of butter and love. – Norwegian Proverb
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck
Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that. – Joss Whedon
Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table. – William Powell
The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate. – Terry Moore
I don’t think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to look in at it every little while. – John Gould
Desserts are the fairy tales of dining – a happily-ever-after to supper. – Terri Guillemets
Mousse: How pudding describes itself on its résumé! – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Some people prefer eating dessert to the main course. These people have never been really hungry. – Vera Nazarian
I don’t eat four-legged animals, but I eat birds, I eat cheese, I eat dessert. I eat everything. – Gwyneth Paltrow
A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye. – Alain Ducasse
Whipped cream isn’t whipped cream at all unless it’s been whipped with whips. Just as a poached egg isn’t a poached egg unless it’s been stolen from the woods in the dead of night! – Roald Dahl
You are my favorite excuse to whip cream. – Anonymous Voyeur
But I, when I undress me, Each night, upon my knees, Will ask the Lord to bless me, With apple-pie and cheese. – Eugene Field
Dessert is to a meal what a dress is to a woman. – Beatrice Peltre
Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough. – Ernest Hemingway
Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert. – B. C. Forbes
Desserts are the fairy tales of the kitchen,a happily-ever-after to supper. – Terri Guillemets
Pie…it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain. – Kevin James
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. – Author Unknown
I’ll obey them in the winter when the doctors say to me. I must give up ham and spinach, and obedient I’ll be. To relieve my indigestion in December they can try, but there’s none of them can stop me when it’s time for cherry pie. – Edgar A. Guest
There’s no diet list I’ll follow that would rule out cherry pie. – Edgar A.
Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken. – Jonathan Swift
Pie and coffee is approximately the third best social interaction a man can hope to have with a woman. – Author Unknown
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. – Virginia Woolf
There is no better way to bring people together than with desserts. – Gail Simmons
Desserts are the most crucial part of any meal. – Linda Sunshine
Pessimism is as American as apple pie – frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. – George F. Will
You can say this for ready-mixes – the next generation isn’t going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make. – Earl Wilson
Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold. – Judith Olney
A party without cake is just a meeting. – Julia Child
As a librarian, I find that one of youth’s most popular bookmarks is a popsicle stick, but this is usually licked dry and sanitary first. I am inclined to believe, however, that this is not invariably done from motives of cleanliness. – Gerald Raftery
Relationship status: just had a third helping of doughnuts – Keith Wynn
I’d consider being a farmer. As long as I could live on the Pepperidge Farm. And raise Milanos. – Author Unknown
If your sweet tooth says candy – your wisdom tooth says Cerreta. – Slogan of the Cerreta Candy Company in Glendale
Pie is the American synonym of prosperity and its varying contents the calendar of the changing seasons. Pie is the food of the heroic. No pie-eating people can ever be permanently vanquished. It is a significant historical fact that England’s glory was greatest in the days when her gallant sons ate pie…. True, there are doctors who preach against the pie habit and who profess to search for an antitoxin for the extinction of the pie microbe; but no one has ever known a doctor to refuse a second piece of pie. – New York Times
In our own glad and fortunate country the seasons are known by their respective dominant pies-for each there is an appropriate pie, with apple pie for all the year round…. The perfect days of June welcome the lip-painting berry pies…. Then, as nature paints the forests with her magic brush, comes in the golden glory of the year, the royal pumpkin pie! – New York Times
I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts. – Graham Kerr
Is it wrong to find life’s meaning in a cinnamon roll? – Keith Wynn
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it’s not, mmmmm boy! – Jack Handey
We will have two kinds of dessert. Hugs and kisses from mamma, and hugs and kisses from papa… – Jay Benson Hamilton
One little thing can revive a guy
And that is a piece of rhubarb pie
Serve it up, nice and hot
Maybe things aren’t as bad as you thought. – Bebopareebop Rhubarb Pie
Who put the flame in the crème brûlée, brûlée
Who put the jam in the rama lama ding dong? – Terri Guillemets
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie…. It casts out stress as the heat of the hand repels quicksilver…. Keep you your precious vapors, your fantods, your anxiety. Give me a pie. Give me a pie anyday. – David Mamet
A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye. – Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
