117+ Best Dessert Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Dessert is sweet food eaten at the end of a meal. Inspirational dessert quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.

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Famous Dessert Quotes

Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table William Powell

There is no better way to bring people together than with desserts. Gail Simmons

Desserts are like mistresses. They are bad for you. So if you are having one, you might as well have two Alain Ducasse

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists. Leslie Moak Murray

I don’t share blame. I don’t share credit. And I don’t share desserts Beverly Sills

The willingness and ability to live fully in the now eludes many people. While eating your appetizer, don’t be concerned with dessert. Wayne Dyer

I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert Jason Love

The story of your favorite foods is your culinary memoir, not a nameless collection of recipes Edward Lee

I’d never let anybody share dessert with me or even have a taste Brigid Berlin

The secret ingredient is and will always be love.

If God had wanted me to lose weight he would have made sure there was creamed spinach for dessert. Janet Evanovich

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare neither knew chocolate. Sandra Boynton

I’m not a vegetarian. I’m a dessertarian! Bill Watterson

Relax, this isn’t a life and death situation. It’s just dessert!

Promises and pie crust are made to be broken. Jonathan Swift

You think I won’t eat this cake? Fat chance!

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart. Erma Bombeck

You dessert the best!

Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want Ryan Gosling

Raise your hand if you don’t like dessert. Exactly.

The only obvious advantage to being an adult is that you can eat your dessert without having sampled the vegetables. Lisa Alther

Pie makes everybody happy. Laurie Halse Anderson

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. Don Kardong

Party without dessert is just a meeting.

Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. Audrey Hepburn

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not dessert.

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it Boris Johnson

My life motto: always leave space for dessert.

The only way cheese is dessert is when it’s followed by the word cake Michele Gorman

My emotional roller coaster is reserved for dessert.

There’s no diet list I’ll follow that would rule out cherry pie Edgar Guest

Never skip dessert for tomorrow is uncertain.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. Jim Davis

Life’s short. Eat dessert first.

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie David Mamet

Life without dessert is no life at all.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Barbara Johnson

Life is short. Eat dessert first. Jacques Torres

Apple pie totally counts as a serving of fruit.

Life is full of uncertainties, so eat dessert first.

Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness. Jane Austen

Life is better with dessert.

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. Emily Luchetti

I’ve never met a dessert I didn’t like.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. Charles M. Schulz

I would order dessert first. Ryan Kwanten

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. Judith Olney

I was led to believe there would be dessert

Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty Lora Brody

Follow me to the dessert table.

I can’t walk by chocolate without eating it Malin Akerman

First comes love, then comes dessert.

I never met a chocolate I could not eat. Danielle Steel

Dessert makes the world go round.

Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth but chocolates. Fernando Pessoa

Dessert is what gets me through the day.

Sometimes a girl’s gotta have some chocolate! Carrie Underwood

I run because I really like dessert.

Dessert is a necessity of life. Adrienne Posey

I really hate dessert said no one ever.

Dessert is an opportunity to make something beautiful as well as delicious. Roland Mesnier

Bake the world a better place.

Dessert is like a feel-good song and the best ones make you dance. Edward Lee

Apple pie totally counts as a serving of fruit.

Dinner is to a day what dessert is to dinner. Michael Dorris

Anything is good if it’s covered with sugar.

Keep calm and eat dessert first.

Fun can be the dessert of our lives but never its main course. Harold S. Kushner

I hope there’s pudding!  J.K Rowling

I love dessert. I can’t be guilty about it because I have to taste everything. I experiment. Martha Stewart

I never say no to an ice cream. Ingrid Betancourt

It’s the finale. It’s the last impression. A bad dessert can ruin the meal. Anne McManus

Dessert calories don’t count.

Life is short. Eat the dessert first! Jacques Torres

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Stressed is dessert spelled backward. Thornton Wilder

Dessert is calling me and I must go.

That’s what dessert means to me: a dollop of sweet love in an otherwise cold world. Sarah Strohmeyer

Dessert is a necessity of life. Adrienne Posey

The willingness and ability to live fully in the now eludes many people. While eating your appetizer, don’t be concerned with dessert Wayne Dyer

A truly sumptuous dessert makes one dance in glee.

There is no better way to bring people together than with desserts. Gail Simmons 

A party without cake is just a meeting. Julia Child

With the exception of dessert, food is food. Janet Evanovich

Desserts are the fairytales in the kitchen.

Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert. B.C. Forbes

I can’t keep calm, I’m eating dessert!

You don’t just change your whole life in one big step. It’s the small things you do every day that pull over to the big things, like taking yourself out for coffee and eating a really good dessert when you’re depressed could be the start to living a fulfilled life. Marcy Dermansky

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy dessert and that’s kind of the same thing.

I don’t trust people who don’t eat dessert.

You cannot have a cake and eat it too. Either you eat it, or you have it. Zygmunt Bauman

Sometimes me think, what is friend? And then me say: a friend is someone to share last cookie with. Cookie Monster

The best part of dinner is the dessert, and it usually arrives when you can’t eat anymore. Sue Ellen Cooper

A kiss is a lusty dollop of dessert to be served with desire and savored with passion. Al Pacino

Peaches and cream will convert any man on the face of the earth Josh Billings

Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that. Joss Whedon

Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal. Voltaire

Always look at the dessert menu first to make sure you save enough room Micky Reed

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. Ernestine Ulmer

Baking may be regarded as a science, but it’s the chemistry between the ingredients and the cook that gives desserts life. Baking is done out of love, to share with family and friends, to see them smile. Anna Olson

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. George Takei

I am starting to think that maybe memories are like this dessert. I eat it, and it becomes a part of me, whether I remember it later or not Erica Bauermeister

Life is a cake and love is the icing on top of it. Without love, it becomes difficult to swallow life. Mehek Bassi

I have a sweet tooth. I love dessert, and if somebody makes me one, I’m going to have it. Sarah Rafferty

Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream. Lieutenant Dan, ice cream! Forrest Gump

It doesn’t matter. Dessert is the answer.

I’ve spent my whole life pushing sugar. People aren’t going to stop eating sugar Emily Luchetti

I think life is about falling in love with the right person, shopping, eating our favorite desserts and traveling a lot. Olivia Palermo

I’ve never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn’t fix. Sarah Ockler

I want to serve desserts and pastries that people recognize and love to eat, but sometimes, with an unexpected twist of surprise. Sean Sasser

It’s the finale. It’s the last impression. A bad dessert can ruin the meal. Anne McManus

Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert Henri de Toulouse Lautrec

It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept. Bill Watterson

My problem is desserts. I am obsessed with desserts. Sofia Vergara

It’s impossible to be gloomy when you’re sitting behind a marshmallow. Charles M. Schulz