Inspirational first date quotes will challenge the way you think, and help guide you through any life experience.
Famous First Date Quotes
Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury. – Martha Beck
I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. – Garry Shandling
A first date should be elegant. In comfortable surroundings. A place with excellent food, where you can talk easily and get to know each other. – Oleg Cassini
A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows. – Monica Piper
Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know. – Melanie White
I shake hands on the first date. – Nargis Fakhri
What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is there aren’t many job interviews where you’ll wind up naked. – Jerry Seinfeld
Date Night-It’s cheaper than marriage counseling. – Unknown
Beware the man who doesn’t ask you any questions about yourself on your first date. – Merrill Markoe
Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again. – Susan Healy
Date night is not optional for those who want to create a close and connected intimate relationship. – Unknown
Date Night is insurance for your marriage. – Unknown
The perfect date is the one where anything and everything goes wrong, but at the end of it, all you want is to see them again. – Dylan O’Brien
Date night can be a real oasis in a couple’s life. – Unknown
I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn’t really a date-date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed. – Dave Attell
My father always said, ‘Be the kind they marry, not the kind they date.’ So on our first date, I’d nag the guy for a new dishwasher. – Kris McGaha
Valentine’s Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think it’s more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date. – Roger Ebert
I hate first dates. I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me – I didn’t think she’d actually demand to see the bat cave. – Alex Reed
On the first date, men worry about what they’re going to say while women worry about what they’re going to wear. – Unknown
If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it’s better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. – Jennifer Lopez
As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately. – Garrison Keillor
I want a man who is kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? – Zsa Zsa Gabor
Everyone says that looks don’t matter, age doesn’t matter, money doesn’t matter. But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who’s broke. – Rodney Dangerfield
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. – Jenny McCarthy
I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an incurable disease. I didn’t realize it was stupidity. – Gracie Hart
Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people. – Doug Coupland
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with? – Rita Rudner
I’ve been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog. – Wendy Liebman
An online dating site for really old people called Carbon Dating. – Unknown
I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. – Rodney Dangerfield
