30+ Best First Date Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Inspirational first date quotes will challenge the way you think, and help guide you through any life experience.

Famous First Date Quotes

Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury. – Martha Beck

I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. – Garry Shandling

A first date should be elegant. In comfortable surroundings. A place with excellent food, where you can talk easily and get to know each other. – Oleg Cassini

A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows. – Monica Piper

Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know. – Melanie White

I shake hands on the first date. – Nargis Fakhri

What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is there aren’t many job interviews where you’ll wind up naked. – Jerry Seinfeld

Date Night-It’s cheaper than marriage counseling. – Unknown

Beware the man who doesn’t ask you any questions about yourself on your first date. – Merrill Markoe

Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again. – Susan Healy

Date night is not optional for those who want to create a close and connected intimate relationship. – Unknown

Date Night is insurance for your marriage. – Unknown

The perfect date is the one where anything and everything goes wrong, but at the end of it, all you want is to see them again. – Dylan O’Brien

Date night can be a real oasis in a couple’s life. – Unknown

I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn’t really a date-date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed. – Dave Attell

My father always said, ‘Be the kind they marry, not the kind they date.’ So on our first date, I’d nag the guy for a new dishwasher. – Kris McGaha

Valentine’s Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think it’s more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date. – Roger Ebert

I hate first dates. I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me – I didn’t think she’d actually demand to see the bat cave. – Alex Reed

On the first date, men worry about what they’re going to say while women worry about what they’re going to wear. – Unknown

If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it’s better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. – Jennifer Lopez

As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately. – Garrison Keillor

I want a man who is kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? – Zsa Zsa Gabor

Everyone says that looks don’t matter, age doesn’t matter, money doesn’t matter. But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who’s broke. – Rodney Dangerfield

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. – Jenny McCarthy

I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an incurable disease. I didn’t realize it was stupidity. – Gracie Hart

Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people. – Doug Coupland

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with? – Rita Rudner

I’ve been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog. – Wendy Liebman

An online dating site for really old people called Carbon Dating. – Unknown

I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. – Rodney Dangerfield

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