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Famous Funny Boss Quotes
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’ — Dave Barry
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. — Robert Frost
There’s an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. — Peter Drucker
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try again. — William Edward Hickson
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. — Doug Larson
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. — Woody Allen
I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you. — Ashleigh Brilliant
People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives. — Theodore Roosevelt
There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else. — Sam Walton
If at first you don’t succeed, try management. — Stephen Hawking
The first myth of management is that it exists. The second myth of management is that success equals skill. — Robert Heller
If at first you don’t succeed, try hard work. — William Feather
Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats. — Howard Aiken
The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it. — Theodore Roosevelt
The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds. — Casey Stengel
Don’t blame the boss. He has enough problems. — Donald Rumsfeld
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. — Laurence J. Peter
Nothing so conclusively proves a man’s ability to lead others as what he does from day to day to lead himself. — Thomas J. Watson
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. — Abe Lemons
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. — Casey Stengel
The speed of the boss is the speed of the team. — Lee Iacocca
Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser. — Vince Lombardi
