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Famous Funny Boyfriend Quotes
I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you — Roy Croft
Two minds with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one. — Jasper Fforde
My boyfriend calls me ‘princess’, but I think of myself more along the lines of ‘monkey’ and ‘retard’. — Alicia Silverstone
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain. — Mae West
My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I’m going to tell her I’m dating two different guys-Mr Duracell and Mr Energizer. — Michelle Landry
My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don’t have sex – ever. Now that the milk is free, we’ve both become lactose intolerant. — Margaret Cho
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. — Phyllis Diller
For you see, each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. — Rosemonde Gerard
Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that’s why I don’t have a boyfriend. — Lucy Liu
A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend – and he’s a priest. — Erma Bombeck
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. — Rodney Dangerfield