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Famous Funny Car Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus. Françoise Sagan
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone. Reba McEntire
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. Prince Philip
What’s behind you doesn’t matter. Enzo Ferrari
Relationships, like cars, should undergo regular services to make sure they are still roadworthy. Zygmunt Bauman
Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different. C. S. Lewis
Always focus on the front windshield and not the review mirror. Colin Powell
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Earl Wilson
The car has become an article of dress without which we feel uncertain, unclad, and incomplete in the urban compound. Marshall McLuhan
Race cars are neither beautiful nor ugly. They become beautiful when they win. Enzo Ferrari
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Doug Larson
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that’s what gets you. Jeremy Clarkson
It is amazing how may drivers, even at the Formula One Level, think that the brakes are for slowing the car down. Mario Andretti
I tried to be normal once. Worst to minutes of my life.
The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man. Marshall McLuhan
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car Carrie Snow
More books, more racing and more foolishness with cars and motorcycles are in the works. Brock Yates
If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. Mark Donohue
Never have more children than you have car windows. Erma Bombeck
The only way it can be done successfully, only one person can know about it. Smokey Yunick
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. Jeff Foxworthy
If you’re in control, you’re not going fast enough. Parnelli Jones
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. Tim Allen
You don’t love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear Oscar Wilde
We’re in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone’s arguing over where they’re going to sit. David Suzuki
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. Henry Ford
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Earl Wilson
The older I get, the faster I was. Charles Barkley
A car can massage organs which no masseur can reach. It is the one remedy for the disorders of the great sympathetic nervous system. Jean Cocteau
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: We are the proud parents of a child who’s self esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car. George Carlin
The best car safety device is a rear view mirror with a cop in it. Dudley Moore
Once you’ve raced, you never forget it and you never get over it. Richard Childress
Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers. Colin Mcrae
Turbochargers are for people who cant build engines. Keith Duckworth
In the old days drivers were fat and tires were skinny. Jose Froilan Gonzalez
Nassar leveled a heavy gaze at him. Lillian said you tried to be funny in the car. I told her it couldn’t possibly be true. The moment you try to make a joke, the sky shall split and the Four Horsemen will ride out, heralding Apocalypse. Ilona Andrews
If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work? Steven Wright
It’s basically the same, just darker. Alan Kulwicki
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. Ben Berger
To a dog, motoring isn’t just a way of getting from here to there, it’s also a thrill and an adventure. The mere jingle of car keys is enough to send most any dog into a whimpering, tail wagging frenzy. Jon Winokur
Bicycling is a big part of the future. It has to be. There’s something wrong with a society that drives a car to work out in a gym. Bill Nye
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist? Steven Wright
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car. Craig Benzine
I’d pretend I was looking at the flowers! Joan Benoit
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car. E. B. White
Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven’t been in a car since 1965
With each replacement of parts, a car slowly becomes Chinese. Mr. Kuniyasu
Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus. Francoise Sagan
Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road. Amit Kalantri
There is a certain comedy and pathos to trouble and accidents. Like, when a driver has parked his car crookedly and then wonders why he has the bad luck of being hit. John Prine
Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars. Tom Arnold
Each driver has its limit. My limit is a little bit further than others. Ayrton Senna
Shoes make an outfit, they work like rims for a car.
Only bad golfers are lucky. They’re the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky. Lee Trevino
Importantly, never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth
And objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are. Jim Steinman
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plough into a parked car
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I’m leaving. Steven Wright
To me, the time in the car is very precious, and I want to fully enjoy it with quotes.
