Dance teaches the importance of movement and fitness in a variety of ways through a variety of disciplines. Inspirational funny dance quotes will challenge the way you think, and help guide you through any life experience.
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Most Famous Funny Dance Quotes
Those who can’t dance say the music is no good. – Jamaican Proverb
He who cannot dance says the stage is not ready – Tamil proverb
Dancing is the art of getting your feet out of the way faster than your partner can step on them. – Unknown
Part of the joy of dancing is conversation. Trouble is, some men can’t talk and dance at the same time. – Ginger Rogers
Baptists never make love standing up. They’re afraid someone might see them and think they’re dancing. – Lewis Grizzard
My mom took up belly dancing. In order to make it seem like she was moving, my father and I had to jiggle the furniture in back of her. – Rita RudnerPart of the joy of dancing is conversation. Trouble is, some men can’t talk and dance at the same time. – Ginger Rogers
No one dances sober, unless he is insane. – Cicero
Lesser dancers stumble, better dancers syncopate. – Unknown
There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. – Vicki Baum
Dogbert’s Motto: Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. – Scott Adams
My friend would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug. – Stephen Wright
Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it. – Christopher MorleyThere is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good. – Edwin Denby
Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room. – Kurt Vonnegut
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. – George Bernard Shaw
When I dance, people think I’m looking for my keys. – Ray Romano
Dancing is like bank robbery. It takes split-second timing. – Twyla Tharp
A charity ball is like a dance except it’s tax deductible. – P.J. O’Rourke
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step, it is an old business procedure. – Fran Liebowitz
When people start dancing, they dance like they don’t know they are doing it. – Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
Dance like nobody’s looking. – Mark Twain
Dance like no one is watching… Because they are not… They are checking their phone. – Unknown
Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it. – Christopher Morley
Eroticism is like a dance: one always leads the other. – Milan Kundera
If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. – Dorothy Parker
Before I was born my mother was in great agony of spirit and in a tragic situation. She could take no food except iced oysters and champagne. If people ask me when I began to dance, I reply, ‘In my mother’s womb, probably as a result of the oysters and champagne.’ – Isadora Duncan
Dancing is like a shower: one wrong turn and you’re in hot water! – Mad Magazine
We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. – Japanese Proverb
Dance first. Think later. It’s the natural order. – Samuel Beckett
If a man doesn’t know how to dance he doesn’t know how to make love, there I said it! – Craig Ferguson
If people stand in a circle long enough, they’ll eventually begin to dance. – George Carlin
If you can’t get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. – George Bernard Shaw
Dance enables you to find yourself and lose yourself at the same time. – Unknown
Toe dancing is a dandy attention getter, second only to screaming. – Agnes deMille
Dance isn’t something that can be explained in words. It has to be danced. – Paige Arden
Break dance not bones. – Unknown
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. – Erma Bombeck
It ain’t no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones. – Tom Waits
The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. – James Brown
There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. – Vicki Baum Nice men marry dancers. Real men become Dancers! – Unknown
Dance music is like a virus: it has affected so many different genres. – Avicii
Dance for yourself. If someone understands, good. If not, no matter. – Louis Horst
There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good. – Edwin Denby
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. – Dave Barry
Love teaches even asses to dance. – French Proverb
