83+ Best Funny Dance Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Dance teaches the importance of movement and fitness in a variety of ways through a variety of disciplines. Inspirational funny dance quotes will challenge the way you think, and help guide you through any life experience.

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Most Famous Funny Dance Quotes

Part of the joy of dancing is conversation. Trouble is, some men can’t talk and dance at the same time. Ginger Rogers

When you dance, your purpose is not to get to a certain place on the floor. It’s to enjoy each step along the way. Wayne Dyer

Baptists never make love standing up. They’re afraid someone might see them and think they’re dancing. Lewis Grizzard

There are shortcuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. Vicki Baum

My mom took up belly dancing. In order to make it seem like she was moving, my father and I had to jiggle the furniture in back of her. Rita Rudner

We dance for laughter, we dance for tears, we dance for madness, we dance for fears, we dance for hopes, we dance for screams, we are the dancers, we create the dreams. Albert Einstein

Dogbert’s Motto Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. Scott Adams

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. Dave Barry

My friend would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug. Stephen Wright

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. James Brown

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it. Christopher Morley

Dance first. Think later. It’s the natural order. Samuel Beckett

Dancing is like bank robbery. It takes split-second timing. Twyla Tharp

Great dancers are not great because of their technique, they are great because of their passion. Martha Graham

A charity ball is like a dance except it’s tax deductible. P.J. O’Rourke

Dance enjoy each step along the way. Wayne Dyer

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step, it is an old business procedure. Fran Liebowitz

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. Mikhail Baryshnikov

If a man doesn’t know how to dance he doesn’t know how to make love, there I said it! Craig Ferguson

Do a loony goony dance Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world That ain’t been there before. Shel Silverstein

If people stand in a circle long enough, they’ll eventually begin to dance. George Carlin

Dance for yourself. If someone understands, good. If not, no matter. Louis Horst

If you can’t get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. George Bernard Shaw

Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance. Confucius

In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV.  Erma Bombeck

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. Friedrich Nietzsche

It ain’t no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones. Tom Waits

Work like you don’t need the money. Love like you’ve never been hurt. Dance like nobody’s watching. Satchel Paige

Let us read and let us dance two amusements that will never do any harm to the world. Voltaire

Dancing is like dreaming with your feet! Constanze Mozart

Any kind of dancing is better than no dancing at all. Lynda Barr

The dance is a poem of which each movement is a word. Mata Hari

Dancing is creating a sculpture that is visible only for a moment. Erol Ozan

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. Charles Baudelaire

You look ridiculous if you dance you look ridiculous If you don’t dance so you might as well dance. Gertrude Stein

Dancers are instruments, like a piano the choreographer plays. George Balanchine

It takes an athlete to dance, but an artist to be a dancer. Shanna LeFleur

I see dance being used as communication between body and soul, to express what it too deep to find for words. Ruth St. Denis

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. Martha Graham

Part of the joy of dancing is conversation. Trouble is, some men can’t talk and dance at the same time. Ginger Rogers

When you dance, your purpose is not to get to a certain place on the floor. It’s to enjoy each step along the way. Wayne Dyer

To dance is to be out of yourself. Larger, more beautiful, more powerful. This is power, it is glory on earth and it is yours for the taking. Agnes de Mille

Every day brings a chance for you to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes and dance. Oprah Winfrey

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it. Christopher Morley

Dancing is surely the most basic of relevant of all forms of expression. Nothing else can so effectively give outward form to an inner experience. Lyall Watson

I got started dancing because I knew it was one way to meet girls. Gene Kelly

Disco is just pop music you can dance to. Sheena Easton Dancing is the loftiest, the most moving, the most beautiful of the arts because it is not mere translation or abstraction from life; it is life itself. Havelock Ellis

Dance is the hidden langauge of the soul, of the body. Martha Graham

Dance, when you’re broken open. And dance, if you’ve torn the bandage off, dance in the middle of the fighting. Dance in your blood. Dance when you’re perfectly free. Rumi

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. Great dancers are great because of their passion. Martha Graham

My friend would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug. Stephen Wright

I don’t want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. George Balanchine

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it. Christopher Morley

Dancing is the poetry of the foot. John Dryden

Dancing is like bank robbery. It takes split second timing. Twyla Tharp

Let us read, and let us dance these two amusements will never do any harm to the world. Voltaire

A charity ball is like a dance except it’s tax deductible. P.J. O’Rourke

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Martha Graham

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step, it is an old business procedure. Fran Liebowitz

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance waiting for the bathroom. Bob Hope

Eroticism is like a dance one always leads the other. Milan Kundera

Dancing is poetry with arms and legs. Charles Baudelaire

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. Dorothy Parker

Football isn’t a contact sport; it’s a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. Vince Lombardi

Before I was born my mother was in great agony of spirit and in a tragic situation. She could take no food except iced oysters and champagne. If people ask me when I began to dance, I reply, In my mother’s womb, probably as a result of the oysters and champagne. Isadora Duncan

Work like you don’t need the money. Joseph Joubert

If a man doesn’t know how to dance he doesn’t know how to make love, there I said it! Craig Ferguson

I don’t try to dance better than anybody but myself. Mikhail Baryshnikov

If people stand in a circle long enough, they’ll eventually begin to dance. George Carlin

I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche

If you can’t get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. George Bernard Shaw

Football isn’t a contact sport, it’s a collision sport. Duffy Daugherty

In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. Erma Bombeck

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. Steve Martin

It ain’t no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones. Tom Waits

Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you’ve got an audience. Diogenes

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. James Brown

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn’t mine. Rita Rudner

There are short cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. Vicki Baum

He knows I’m brutal. He’s knows I can punch hard. He knows if I connect on his chin, at any one moment, 12 three minute rounds, he’s going to be in serious trouble. If he’s not on the floor, his legs will do a funny dance. Carl Froch

There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good. Edwin Denby