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Famous Funny Dog Quotes
Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant John Peer
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window Steve Bluestone
The average dog is nicer than the average person Andy Rooney
What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around that’s their job George Carlin
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs Charles De Gaulle
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi human The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog Edward Hoagland
Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend Corey Ford
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth! Anne Tyler
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too Samuel Butler
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does Christopher Morley
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog Franklin P. Jones
I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother Bonnie Schacter
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog Ambrose Bierce
I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, Eww, dog poop Jonah Goldberg
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!Dave Barry
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read Groucho Marx
It’s just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn’t it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal John Grogan
A dog desires affection more than its dinner Well almost Charlotte Gray
My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty Elayne Boosler
A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it Helen Thomson
Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place with curators in museums; others we take for walks Roger Caras
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face Bernard Williams
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk Orlando Aloysius Battista
Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all John Grogan
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen Orhan Pamuk
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs Aldous Huxley
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails Max Eastman
In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him Derek Bruce
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read Groucho Marx
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful Ann Landers
