Easter Sunday is the culmination of Holy Week. Easter commemorates the resurrection of Jesus Christ. It is the most important Christian festival, and the one celebrated with the greatest joy. Inspirational funny easter quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.
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Famous Funny Easter Quotes
The Easter Bunny ate all of the carrots we left for him. What a pig. – Steve Carell
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. – Amy Sedaris
Any holiday which starts with a ‘Good Friday’ can’t be all bad. – Unknown
What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like greater steps toward faith and imagination, each with a payoff. Like cognitive training exercises. – Chuck Palahniuk
A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go to heaven forever. How do you get from that to Hide-The-Eggs? Did Jesus have a problem with eggs? Did he go, “When I come back, if I see any eggs, the whole salvation thing is off. – Jon Stewart
My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs. – Adam Ferrara
Easter is not a passport to another world; it is a quality of perception for this one. – W.P. Lemon
Easter shopping tip: When buying your daughter that frilly new Easter dress, try to visualize how it’ll look with chocolate and grass stains all over it. – Melanie White
Easter is the only time of the year when it’s perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket. – Unknown
If you believe in the Easter Bunny, it means you believe in a fat, purple bunny, which is pooping multi-color eggs in your garden. – Unknown
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. – Marvin Olasky
That first Easter must have been awkward, because you know the apostles had already divided up Jesus’ stuff. – William Ader
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead and we get chocolate eggs. It’s like turn-down service from God. – Dennis Leary
Lent was invented so Catholics could take another shot at their New Year’s resolutions. – Melanie White
Easter is when your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you can’t find any, you give up until next year, when you find all the old ones and none of the new ones. – Unknown
Here’s the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us. – Denis Leary
Easter is of course to celebrate Jesus returning from the dead. Fair enough, it is difficult to resist a packet of mini eggs isn’t it? – Jimmy Carr
Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham. – Garrison Keillor
I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs. – Caroline Rhea
Most people outside of America won’t get it. It’s the Easter bunny. It’s another lie and I don’t understand why we had to invent this character. – Todd Rundgren
Easter has been cancelled – they found the body. – Jim Butcher
I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit… left chocolate eggs in the night. – Bill Hicks
Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there. – Clarence W. Hall
Easter is a time for dressing up, looking your best, and hunting for candy. It’s Halloween in reverse. – Melanie White
My mom asked me what I’m doing at Easter. I said the same as Jesus – going out Friday, coming back Monday. – Unknown
There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate. – Linda Grayson
If you believe in the Easter Bunny, it means you believe in a fat, purple bunny, which is pooping multi-color eggs in your garden. – Alex Antunes
In your Easter bonnet, with all the frills upon it, you’ll be the grandest lady in the Easter parade. – Irving Berlin
They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don’t find the eggs, they get booed. – Bob Uecker
Easter eggs are probably the weirdest part about this great holiday. Rabbits laying eggs and then children run around finding them and eating them thinking that they are chocolate. – Unknown
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt! – Lucy Van Pelt
I wanted to give up my children for Lent, but nobody would take them. – Melanie White
My father was so cheap. Every Easter we’d wear the same clothes, but he’d take us to a different church. – A. J. Jamal
Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas. – Jack Handy
Unfortunately there is nothing more inane than an Easter carol. It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood. – Wallace Stevens
Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead – and we get chocolate eggs. It’s like turn-down service from God. – Denis Leary
I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs. – Caroline Rhea
Suppose that you didn’t make your Easter duty and it’s Pentecost Sunday, the last day, and you’re on a ship at sea. And the chaplain goes into a coma! But you wanted to receive. And then it’s Monday, too late… But then you cross the International Date Line! Would that then be a sin then, Father? – George Carlin
The real reason Easter is on a different day each year is because sometimes it’s difficult to remember which lie you told. – Jimmy Carr
Easter combines the best of the present with the traditions of the past – like Cadbury cream eggs with hunting and gathering. – Melanie White
I’m a little hoarse tonight. I’ve been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines. – Fred Allen
