Friendship is a situation in which two people are friends. Inspirational funny friendship quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.
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Famous Funny Friendship Quotes
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing. Unknown
We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile…then, we’ll be new friends! Unknown
Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans. Unknown
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Erma Bombeck
If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything. Unknown
This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes. Unknown
I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something. Unknown
The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money. Mark Twain
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive. Unknown
We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. Unknown
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you. Unknown.
Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you. Patrick to Spongebob
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. Oprah Winfrey
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone. Unknown
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them. Unknown
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. Ralph Waldo Emerson
I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people. Unknown
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places. Mark Twain
You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang. Unknown
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?’ A.A. Milne
Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. Greg Tamblyn
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected. Charles Lamb
Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop. Unknown
Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’ Cookie Monster
It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not. Mignon McLaughlin
If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. Oprah Winfrey
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Bernard Meltzer
Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed. Laurie Colwin
Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. Unknown
A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body. Jim Hayes
Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend! Bronwyn Polson
I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship. Unknown
Bests Friends. They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public. Unknown
Friends offer free therapy. Unknown
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. Unknown
We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. Unknown
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. Marlene Dietrich
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice. Otto von Bismarck
Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public. Unknown
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. Unknown
Inspirational Funny Friendship Quotes
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. Sicilian Proverb
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane. Matt Schucker
Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them. Unknown
There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends. Sylvia Plath
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected. Charles Lamb
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together. Emilie Saint-Genis
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you. Rita Mae Brown
Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions. Unknown
A friend to all is a friend to none. Aristotle
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one! C.S. Lewis
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’ A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
Friends don’t let friends do stupid things… Alone. Unknown
I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends. Unknown
A true friend stabs you in the front. Oscar Wilde
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter. Mignon McLaughlin
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. Robert Brault
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. Arnold H. Glasgow
This the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected. Charles Lamb
Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life. Unknown
