51+ Best Funny Friendship Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Friendship is a situation in which two people are friends. Inspirational funny friendship quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.

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Famous Funny Friendship Quotes

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing. Unknown

We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile…then, we’ll be new friends! Unknown

Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans. Unknown

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Erma Bombeck

If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything. Unknown

This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes. Unknown

I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something. Unknown

The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money. Mark Twain

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive. Unknown

We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. Unknown

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you. Unknown.

Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you. Patrick to Spongebob

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. Oprah Winfrey

Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone. Unknown

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them. Unknown

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It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people. Unknown

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places. Mark Twain

You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang. Unknown

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?’ A.A. Milne

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. Greg Tamblyn

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected. Charles Lamb

Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop. Unknown

Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’ Cookie Monster

It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not. Mignon McLaughlin

If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. Oprah Winfrey

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Bernard Meltzer

Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed. Laurie Colwin

Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry. Unknown

popular funny friendship quotes

A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body. Jim Hayes

Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend! Bronwyn Polson

I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship. Unknown

Bests Friends. They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public. Unknown

Friends offer free therapy. Unknown

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. Unknown

We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. Unknown

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. Marlene Dietrich

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice. Otto von Bismarck

Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public. Unknown

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food. Unknown

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Inspirational Funny Friendship Quotes

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. Sicilian Proverb

Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them. Unknown

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends. Sylvia Plath

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected. Charles Lamb

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together. Emilie Saint-Genis

Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions. Unknown

A friend to all is a friend to none. Aristotle

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’ A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh

Friends don’t let friends do stupid things… Alone. Unknown

top funny friendship quotes

I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends. Unknown

Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life. Unknown

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