25+ Best Funny Girlfriend Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Girlfriend is a woman or girl who a person is having a romantic or sexual relationship with. Profoundly inspirational funny girlfriend quotes will get you through anything when the going gets tough and help you succeed in every aspect of life.

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Famous Funny Girlfriend Quotes

When you’re a teenager, you want to meet a lot of girls – you want to get the most girls. You don’t know anything about respect; you don’t know anything about being faithful and loyal to your girlfriend. — Nas

Just because we are women doesn’t mean the only roles we can play are that of the finger-shaking girlfriend. — Sarah Shahi

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. — Dr. Seuss

My girlfriend is much better than I am at working hard then resting, and she demands that from me, too. She insists on having time when we don’t do anything. We leave the housework and watch a movie. — Cynthia Nixon

We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it’s a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend. — Betty Dodson

I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being ‘someone’s girlfriend’, and now I am happy being single. — Penelope Cruz

My girlfriend and I never let each other forget how much we love each other. It’s all about reminding the other person how important and special she is to you. — Tyler Hoechlin

You know you’re in love when you stop comparing. — Mason Cooley

Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production. — Herbert Marcuse

It’s important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently – and I have sisters, and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys. — Louis Tomlinson

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good?’ I said ‘No, I made a few mistakes.’ — Steven Wright

I’m not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is. — Gina Gershon

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. — Janette Barber

I love my girlfriend to bits. I’d never do anything to hurt her. — Charlie Simpson

We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. — Sam Keen

Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don’t love. — Jack Nicholson

The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends. — Shirley Knight

I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend? — Adam Sandler

London is like a girlfriend I loved, then really fell out with. — Lapo Elkann

I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you — Roy Croft

When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday. — Josh Hartnett

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for ‘family home evening,’ and I was like, ‘Why aren’t you people ignoring each other and watching television?’ — Trey Parker

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. — Lily Tomlin

I won’t lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop. — Richelle Mead

People don’t get through to the essence of you right away – it’s always the famous ‘girl’ or the famous ‘girlfriend’. I’d rather be known for myself. — Vanessa Paradis