26+ Best Funny Graduation Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Graduation is the award of a diploma or academic degree, or the ceremony that is sometimes associated with it, in which students become graduates. Inspirational funny graduation quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.

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Famous Graduation Quotes

Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that. Ellen Degeneres

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well. Mark Twain

Now that you’ve graduated, just remember: bosses don’t usually accept notes from your mother Melanie White

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. Michael Scott

At graduation you get to wear a cap and gown, but it’s a good idea to also wear something underneath it.Greg Tamblyn

I never forget a face but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception. Groucho Marx

Cheers to all my haters! Be patient. So much more is coming. Paris Hilton

Be bold. Be true. Be kind. Rotate your tires. Don’t drink so much. There aren’t going to be enough liver transplants to go around Richard Russo

School pictures are everything to me. They’re great practice for the paparazzi. Rachel Berry

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that individuality is the key to success. Robert Orben

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin

Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously G.K. Chesterton

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Robin Williams

If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you. Robert Goheen

Hannah Montana says nobody’s perfect, but here I am.

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. Robert M. Hutchins

It will take a nation of millions to hold me back.

The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you might never make any real money.

Four year later and I’m still an idiot, thanks for nothing.

Life after college can be pretty rough, but I hear it gets easier after the first 60 years.

They asked me to write something. So here it is something.

Parents: You will spend more money framing your child’s diploma than they will earn in the next six months. It’s tough out there, so be patient. The only people hiring right now are Panera and Mexican drug cartels. Conan O’Brien

I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and past. Thank you.

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. Garry Trudeau