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Famous Funny Horse Quotes

A horse is poetry in motion. – Unknown

The path to my heart is paved with hoofprints. – Unknown

My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable. – Henny Youngman

A horse is the projection of peoples’ dreams about themselves – strong, powerful, beautiful – and it has the capability of giving us escape from our mundane existence. – Pam Brown

Some of my best friends never say a word to me. – Unknown

When I count my blessings, I count my horse twice. – Unknown

When I bestride him, I soar, I am a hawk: he trots the air; the earth sings when he touches it; the basest horn of his hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes. – William Shakespeare

One reason why birds and horses are happy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. – Dale Carnegie

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All bonds are built on trust, without it, you have nothing. – Unknown

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. – Dale Carnegie

There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man. – Winston S. Churchill

It’s always been and always will be the same in the world. The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped. – Unknown

All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife. – Daniel Boone

There are only two emotions that belong in the saddle; one is a sense of humor and the other is patience. – John Lyons

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C Fields

A polo handicap is a person’s ticket to the world. – Sir Winston Churchill

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W.C Fields

You cannot train a horse with shouts and expect it to obey a whisper. – Dagobert D. Runes

Horseback riding is the only sport where your equipment can decide not to cooperate with you. Feeling down? Saddle up. – Unknown

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says why the long face? The horse replies: I’m deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law. – Bill Bailey

Horses are the dolphins of the plains, the spirits of the wind; yet we sit astride them for the sake of being well-groomed, whereas they could have all the desire in the world to bolt, but instead, they adjust their speed and grace, only to please us, never to displease. – Lauren Salerno

Be wary of the horse with a sense of humor. – Pam Brown

A good rider can hear his horse speak to him. A great rider can hear his horse whisper. But a bad rider won’t hear his horse even if it screams at him! – Unknown

In training horses, one trains himself – Antoine De Pluvinet

My horse’s jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us! – Henny Youngman

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink. – Unknown

They say princes learn no art truly, but the art of horsemanship. The reason is, the brave beast is no flatterer. He will throw a prince as soon as his groom. – Ben Johnson

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