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Famous Funny Horse Quotes

A pony is a childhood dream. A horse is an adult treasure. Rebecca Carroll

A horse is poetry in motion. Unknown

The horse, with beauty unsurpassed, strength immeasurable, and grace unlike any other, still remains humble enough to carry a man upon his back. Amber Senti

The path to my heart is paved with hoofprints. Unknown

There’s something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man. Winston Churchill

I would travel only by horse, if I had the choice. Linda McCartney

I am still under the impression that there is nothing alive quite so beautiful as a horse. John Galsworthy

A horse is the projection of peoples’ dreams about themselves – strong, powerful, beautiful – and it has the capability of giving us escape from our mundane existence. Pam Brown

Some of my best friends never say a word to me. Unknown

A man on a horse is spiritually, as well as physically, bigger than a man on foot. John Steinbeck

I can make a General in five minutes, but a good horse is hard to replace. Abraham Lincoln

When riding a horse, we borrow freedom. Helen Thomson

When I count my blessings, I count my horse twice. Unknown

When I bestride him, I soar, I am a hawk: he trots the air; the earth sings when he touches it; the basest horn of his hoof is more musical than the pipe of Hermes. William Shakespeare

Horses lend us the wings we lack. Pam Brown 

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. John Wayne

Every horse is good for something. Laura Hillenbrand

Any horse has a chance in a race. Laird Doyle

All bonds are built on trust; without it, you have nothing. Unknown

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. Dale Carnegie

Horses have played essential roles in the development of many civilizations. Ann T. Bowling

Horsemen have always been susceptible to one great foible, and that is the belief that the categories and terms and concepts they apply to their art are ones their horses hold, too. Stephen Budiansky

Horses are exciting pets. They love to graze and gallop. A horse can take you for a ride! Colleen Dolphin

There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man. Winston S. Churchill

It’s always been and always will be the same in the world. The horse does the work, and the coachman is tipped. Unknown

funny horse quotes

Horses live in stables when they are not outside. Colleen Dolphin

Most horses would prefer to stay in the paddock grazing and enjoying the company of other horses than to do anything a human can offer. Iain Coleman

The best way to catch a horse is not to try to. Approach the horse openly. It will see you, no matter how sneaky you are. Iain Coleman

A clever horse will learn to snatch bites of hay out of your hand or dart into the bucket and grab a mouthful before retreating out of range. Iain Coleman

All horses are different and reactions to being caught can vary greatly. Iain Coleman

All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife. Daniel Boone

There are only two emotions that belong in the saddle; one is a sense of humor, and the other is patience. John Lyons

We love seeing our Advanced and Grand Prix horses together with the oxen and the donkeys, the ponies and the pleasure horses cantering across the fields, enjoying themselves together. That is pure enjoyment. Uta Gräf

But we know that horses who are also allowed to be horses enjoy their training more and work with us more happily. Uta Gräf

The enjoyment in riding develops into the blissful state a rider experiences when truly becoming one with a happy and motivated horse. Uta Gräf

A happy horse is less likely to injure itself and is less likely to be subject to infection and dis-ease. Hetty Tapper

Emotional stress affects the immune system, so happy horses are usually much more resistant. Hetty Tapper

A polo handicap is a person’s ticket to the world. Sir Winston Churchill

They say princes learn no art truly, but the art of horsemanship. The reason is, the brave beast is no flatterer. He will throw a prince as soon as his groom. Ben Johnson

Like us, horses respond to other things in their environment and life, for example, other aggressive horses or animals, noises, solitude, etc. Hetty Tapper

True horsemanship is an art form and a challenge taken on by many individuals drawn to this amazing animal called the horse. Craig Cameron

I think that of all nature’s gifts few are a precious as the horse. Craig Cameron

Great horses also are made and not born. Craig Cameron

Every horse is different, and what works with one doesn’t necessarily work on another. Craig Cameron

Galloping down leafy trails, jumping over fences, and winning ribbons at shows–these are the activities that make owning a horse lots of fun. Lesley Ward

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. W.C Fields

Cute Funny Horse Quotes

You cannot train a horse with shouts and expect it to obey a whisper. Dagobert D. Runes

Horseback riding is the only sport where your equipment can decide not to cooperate with you. Feeling down? Saddle up. Unknown

Owning a horse or a pony is a big responsibility. Your horse relies on you to look after him properly. Lesley Ward

Most horses need several years of training before they become quite and reliable. Lesley Ward

I’ve got a great theory: happy horses run well. G Whateley

Horses are not machines, but every time I asked her to, she went out and got the job done. G Whateley

In order for your horse to be truly healthy, she needs to be happy too.  Audrey Pavia

The way horses see the world is an important key to providing them with an environment that will make them happy. Audrey Pavia

Horses are the dolphins of the plains, the spirits of the wind; yet we sit astride them for the sake of being well-groomed, whereas they could have all the desire in the world to bolt, but instead, they adjust their speed and grace, only to please us, never to displease. Lauren Salerno

Be wary of the horse with a sense of humor. Pam Brown

A good rider can hear his horse speak to him. A great rider can hear his horse whisper. But a bad rider won’t hear his horse even if it screams at him! Unknown

Movement is another requirement of the horse, and is also left over from the days when all horses were wild. Audrey Pavia

My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable. Henny Youngman 

One reason why birds and horses are happy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. Dale Carnegie

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. W.C Fields

In training horses, one trains himself. Antoine De Pluvinet

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink. Unknown

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says why the long face?. The horse replies: I’m deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law. Bill Bailey

My horse’s jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us! Henny Youngman 

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