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Famous Funny Kitchen Quotes
There is no sincerer love than the love of food. George Bernard Shaw
The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you’ve got to have a what the hell attitude. Julia Child
Food should be fun. Thomas Keller
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W.C. Fields
No one is born a great cook, one learns by doing. Julia Child
Thousands of people have eaten in my kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
Cooking well doesn’t mean cooking fancy. Julia Child
Always start out with a larger pot than what you think you need. Julia Child
Fat gives things flavor. Julia Child
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. Nora Ephron
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. Julia Child
I don’t even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. Katherine Cebrian
If you want to become a great chef, you have to work with great chefs. And that’s exactly what I did. Gordon Ramsay
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors Eat out. Phyllis Diller
People who love to eat are always the best people. Julia Child
Cooking is about passion, so it may look slightly temperamental in a way that it’s too assertive to the naked eye. Gordon Ramsay
It does not matter how expensive your kitchen is if you are a bad cook. Loesje
The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook. Julia Child
Cooking is about passion, so it may look slightly temperamental in a way that it’s too assertive to the naked eye. Gordon Ramsay
I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner. Jarod Kintz
The worst mistake of a woman is to go to the kitchen, because then she never gets out of there. Shakira
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. Kin Hubbard
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all. Harriet Van Horne
Their kitchen is their shrine, the cook their priest, the table their altar, and their belly their god. Charles Buck
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook. Andy Rooney
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. Calvin Trillin
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. Orson Welles
Cooking requires confident guesswork and improvisation experimentation and substitution, dealing with failure and uncertainty in a creative way. Paul Theroux
The kitchen can be a very romantic place, Of course, if you’re with the right person. Dominique Browning
I cook to inspire my husband to pay attention to me. Sonia Rumzi
A recipe has no soul, you as the cook must bring soul to the recipe. Thomas Keller
Before Julia Child there was only onion dip. Susan Branch
The loveliest thing you can cook for someone who’s close to you is about as nice a valentine as you can give. Julia Child
When compelled to cook, I produce a meal that would make a sword swallower gag. Russell Baker
Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either. Trixie Koontz
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all. Harriet Van Horne
All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. John Gunther
My next house will have no kitchen, just vending machines. David Young
Cooking is the art of adjustment. Jacques Pepin
Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say What light? and two more to say, I didn’t turn it on. Erma Bombeck
In the childhood memories of every good cook, there’s a large kitchen, a warm stove, a simmering pot and a mom. Barbara Costikyan
Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say What light? and two more to say, I didn’t turn it on. Erma Bombeck
Great cooking favors the prepared hands. Jacques Pepin
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books-how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook. Andy Rooney
Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate. Jo Brand
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. Orson Welles
The most indispensable ingredient of all good home cooking: love for those you are cooking for. Sophia Loren
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that is the wife who can’t cook and will. Robert Frost
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Barbara Johnson
I’ve been so busy. I don’t even have time to cook for my kids, I don’t wanna say we eat out a lot, but I’ve noticed that lately when I can call my kids for dinner they run to the car. Julie Kidd
I think careful cooking is love, don’t you? Julia Child
Men like to barbecue. Men like to cook only if danger is involved. Rita Rudner
The art of bread making can become a consuming hobby, and no matter how often and how many kinds of bread one has made, there always seems to be something new to learn. Julia Child
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked. Kimberly Broyles
You learn to cook so that you don’t have to be a slave to recipes. You get what’s in season and you know what to do with it. Julia Child
Nearly every woman in England is competent to write an authoritative article on how not too cook cabbage. Vyvyan Holland
Usually, one’s cooking is better than one thinks it is. Julia Child
I have been in a youth hostel. I know what they’re like. You are put in a kitchen with seventeen venture scouts with behavioral difficulties and made to wash swedes. Oxford University Press
What a marvelous resource soup is for the thrifty cook it solves the ham bone and lamb bone problems, the everlasting Thanksgiving turkey, the extra vegetables. Julia Child
There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking dinner for someone she loves. Thomas Wolfe
The perfect dressing is essential to the perfect salad, and I see no reason whatsoever for using a bottled dressing, which may have been sitting on the grocery shelf for weeks, even months even years. Julia Child
If you don’t like the heat, get out of the kitchen. Harry S. Truman
It’s so beautifully arranged on the plate you know someone’s fingers have been all over it. Julia Child
The kitchen can be a very romantic place, Of course, if you’re with the right person. Dominique Browning
In the 1960s, you could eat anything you wanted, and of course, people were smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, and there was no talk about fat and anything like that, and butter and cream were rife. Those were lovely days for gastronomy, I must say. Julia Child
