76+ Best Funny Romantic Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Romance is an emotional feeling of love for, or a strong attraction towards another person, and the courtship behaviors undertaken by an individual to express those overall feelings and resultant emotions. Inspirational funny romantic quotes will challenge the way you think, and make your life worth living.

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Famous Funny Romantic Quotes

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That is your common sense leaving your body

 Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.  Jackie Mason

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake

Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.  David Sedaris

Love is sharing your popcorn. Charles Schulz

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.  Phyllis Diller

I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.

 Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.  Erma Bombeck

I solemnly swear I am up to no good. Especially when I am all alone with you!

Love is sharing your popcorn.  Charles Schulz

You want to know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again

Romance is the icing, but love is the cake.

I love you so much I’d fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a care bear, I’d definitely fight a care bear for you

 Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass.  English Proverb

Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. Franklin P. Jones

Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.  Judith Viorst

Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back

 I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. Chico Marx

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along!

 My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.  Joan Rivers

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.  Groucho Marx

Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you!

 A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.  Spanish Proverb

Good thing I brought my library card because I’m totally checking you out.

He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.  Ring Lardner

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you

 Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.   Jean Kerr

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Love is being stupid together Paul Valery

Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.

Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage. Ambrose Bierce

 Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.  Phyllis Schlafly

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!

 Love is telling someone that his zipper is open or her wig looks too fake.

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.  Cindy Garner

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

 According to Newton’s Law of love, love can neither be created nor destroyed. However, it can create a girlfriend who can destroy wallets.

You must be made of Iodine, Livermorium, and Uranium because I Lv U!

 Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.

You’re basically the cutest thing I have ever loved, after my kitten.

 My head and my heart will never cease their endless war. When my head says ‘I don’t care, my heart says ‘I do care’. When my head says ‘I’m not thinking about her, my heart says ‘of course you do.

Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday you were pretty annoying.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.  Albert Einstein

Love makes people do silly things. Like, it made me send you this message!

 Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.  Thomas Dewar

You’re the obi wan for me.

 Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.  George Burns

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.  Elizabeth Evans

You’re the cheese to my macaroni.

 All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.  Charles M. Schulz

Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite.

 If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.  Miles Davis

 Don’t feel bad if you see your ex with someone else. Remember, our parents taught us to give the things we don’t need to the less fortunate.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

 I want to be the reason when you look down on your phone, you’ll have this goofy smile in your face and jump up and down like a silly little girl, and then fall down a manhole.

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

 During my days, the teenagers talk about movies, music and love. Now, all the kids talk about are sex, relationship and heartbreak.

Together with you is my favorite place to be.

 Love is like a headache or a backache. It does not show in the MRI or X-ray, but you just know that it’s there.

Let’s be weird and wonderful together

Staying in love for more than 5 years is almost impossible. Staying in love with the same person for the rest of your life is a miracle.

It’s amazing how one day someone walks into your life, and then the next day you wonder how you lived without them

Promise yourself not to be a woman who needs a man to live, but a woman a man needs.

You’re like a dictionary  you add meaning to my life

Girls cry their eyes out until they are dry, while boys drink their beers until their mugs are all dried up.

Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically a clown ninja

I wish there’s a traffic light to tell me when to stop, go and slow down when I took this road of falling in love.

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days Tim Allen

 I want to be your sweet good morning, your lovely good night and your most painful goodbye.

As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy Ralphie May

To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.