25+ Best Funny Romantic Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Romance is an emotional feeling of love for, or a strong attraction towards another person, and the courtship behaviors undertaken by an individual to express those overall feelings and resultant emotions. Inspirational funny romantic quotes will challenge the way you think, and make your life worth living.

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Famous Funny Romantic Quotes

Love is sharing your popcorn. – Charles Schultz

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are. – Will Ferrell

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. – David Bissonette

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates

You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. – Melanie Clark

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The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge

My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside Made in Taiwan! – Leopold Fetchner

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. – Joan Crawford

I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you. – Unknown

Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry out the trash. – Joyce Brothers

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. – Jules Renard

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. – Oscar Wilde

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me. – Sarah Bernhardt

If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back. – Chelsea Peretti

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. – Bob Hope

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. – George Burns

Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings. – David Sedaris

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. – George Burns

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are. – Will Ferrell

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