Romance is an emotional feeling of love for, or a strong attraction towards another person, and the courtship behaviors undertaken by an individual to express those overall feelings and resultant emotions. Inspirational funny romantic quotes will challenge the way you think, and make your life worth living.
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Famous Funny Romantic Quotes
Love is sharing your popcorn. – Charles Schultz
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are. – Will Ferrell
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. – David Bissonette
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates
You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. – Melanie Clark
The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge
My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside Made in Taiwan! – Leopold Fetchner
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. – Joan Crawford
I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you. – Unknown
Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry out the trash. – Joyce Brothers
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. – Jules Renard
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. – Oscar Wilde
Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me. – Sarah Bernhardt
If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back. – Chelsea Peretti
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. – Bob Hope
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. – Chris Rock
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. – George Burns
Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings. – David Sedaris
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there. – George Burns
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are. – Will Ferrell
