84+ Best Funny Sibling Quotes: Exclusive Selection

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Famous Funny Sibling Quotes

If you mess with the elder sister, there is a younger, crazier sister behind her, that’s who you don’t want to mess with. Rick Mercer

Siblings children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together. Sam Levenson

We are sisters, if I am mad at someone, you are mad at them too. End of story. Janice Reynolds

Siblings are the people we practice on, the people who teach us about fairness and cooperation and kindness and caring quite often the hard way. Pamela Dugdale

Sisters don’t need words to communicate. They have perfected a language of smirks, smiles, frowns, and winks. Pam Brown

Sometimes siblings can get in each other’s space. Gisele Bündchen

I may fight with my siblings. But once you lay a finger on them, you’ll be facing me. Abby Slater

Sibling rivalry was, and still is to this day, rampant in my family. We were all competing for my parents’ divided attention. Janine Di Giovanni

I’m the big sister, no questions, no arguments. We will just the things my way. Ruth Gomez

I knew my older brother had finally matured when he didn’t hit me in arm when he passed me in the hall. Sally Painte

Just remember if we get caught, you are deaf and I don’t speak English. Etsi

They say that no matter how old you become, when you are with your siblings, you revert back to childhood. Karen White

Today let’s see if we can make mom go completely crazy. We were so close yesterday. Natalie Evans

What causes sibling rivalry? Having more than one kid. Tim Allen

Sisters are like fat thighs, they stick together. Nicole M Norton

My brothers were on the high school football team so, one of them was always getting tackled even when there wasn’t a game. Sally Painter

At this point, none of us are sure why we fight. We’re sisters. We need no good reason to fight, even though we have plenty of them. Ken Wheaton

Siblings know you better than anyone. They may not always admire you, but they’ll always be intensely interested in you. Dr Terri Apter

Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were 5. Pam Brown

A sibling may be the sole keeper of one’s core identity, the only person with the keys to one’s unfettered, more fundamental self. Marian Sandmaier

There are many benefits of being related to me. For example, I’m your sibling, you are welcome. Sheylbylyn

The power of a sibling who knows everything about you, who knows the family you grew up in, who carries half your genes there’s nothing quite like that. Jeffrey Kluger

A sister smiles when one tells stories- for she knows where the decoration has been added. Chirs Montaigne

Siblings are the people we practice on, the people who teach us about fairness and cooperation and kindness and caring, quite often the hard way. Pamela Dugdale

My brother has the coolest sister. I’m just saying. Leslie Nevala

Sibling relationships and 80 percent of Americans have at least one outlast marriages, survive the death of parents, resurface after quarrels that would sink any friendship. They flourish in a thousand incarnations of closeness and distance, warmth, loyalty and distrust. Erica E. Goode

There is always a little boy inside the man who is my brother. Oh, how I hated the little boy. And how I love him too. Anna Quindlen

You haven’t lived until you’ve thrown your body weight against your bedroom door to prevent your brother from stealing one of your cassette tapes. Christine Burke

Happiness is annoying elder sister my being taller than her. Bethany K

When an only child finds himself no longer the one and only as siblings are born into the family, he quickly learns the art of adapting to life’s changes. Sally Painter

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows where have you been bad and good. Linda Sunshine

If you want to do really important things in life and big things in life, you can’t do anything by yourself. And your best teams are your friends and your siblings. Deepak Chopra

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. Martin Luther

The funny thing is that everyone thinks I’m naturally dark because all of my siblings are, but I’m naturally dirty blond. Khloe Kardashian

Happiness is having a younger brother, who is taller than you. Ibeebz

We didn’t even realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun. Winnie The Pooh

Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer. Louise Gluck

I can sum up my relationship with my older brother by his greeting whenever he came home from football practice and I’d be practicing my piano lessons. He’d yell over the music, Hey, Mozart! How you doing? Sally Painter

Older siblings are the only people who will pick you on for their own entertainment and beat-up anyone else who tries. Joann Winn

To the outside world we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other’s hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys. We live outside the touch of time. Clara Ortega

Help your brother’s boat across, and your own will reach the shore. Hindu Proverb

Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and love no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long. Susan Scarf Merrell

When a brother and sister stand shoulder to shoulder, who stands a chance against them? Pan Brown

A sibling relationship is no doubt one of the most, if not, the most enduring relationship of your life. Your parents leave you too soon and your kids and spouse come along late, but your siblings know you when you are in your most inchoate form. Jeffrey Kluger

Sisters are splendid and incredible siblings who tower our life with exuberance and responsiveness all the time. JD Ghai

I have siblings. And there are certain things I know that I can push their buttons. And they know they have certain things where they can push mine. Catherine Zeta

Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero. Pan Brown

Our siblings push buttons that cast us in roles we felt sure we had let go of long ago the baby, the peacekeeper, the caretaker, the avoider. It doesn’t seem to matter how much time has elapsed or how far we’ve traveled. Jane Mersky Leder

I’m a nice person until you annoy my sister. Marc Brown

I do find the sibling connection endlessly fascinating, as I do all family dynamics. I like how siblings seem to create their own parentless mini civilization within a family, one that has its own laws, myths, language, humor, its own loyalties and treacheries. Jandy Nelson

Nothing can stop me from loving my brother. Brandy Norwood

Parents are just parents, brothers are just brothers, best friends are just best friends, even husbands are just husbands, but sisters well, sisters are the ones to whom sisters always turn in times of joy or trouble, celebration or crisis. Lorraine Bodger

I grew up with a younger brother, so I can get pretty rowdy. Sarah Wynter

I never had little brothers, so I was totally not used to hearing a lot of cussing at a young age! I learned what ‘pull my finger’ meant the hard way. Danica McKellar

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. Sam Levenson

Sister is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once the sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship. Margaret Mead

I grew up with elder brother and that’s how I learned to dance waiting for the bathroom. Bob Hope

If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: “Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma. Linda Sunshine

When brothers agree, no fortress is so strong as their common life. Antisthenes

When I was younger, my sister thought it was funny to pretend to punch me in the face because my mom was concerned about my teeth falling out. They were loose for a long time, and she knocked out my teeth. Amy Adams

It takes two men with lots of mischievous memories to become brothers. Israel Zangwill

A brother is a brother, and then he becomes a bother, and later he becomes a friend. Sibling rivalry was, and still is to this day, rampant in my family. We were all competing for my parent’s divided attention. Janine Di

Half the time when brothers wrestle, it’s just an excuse to hug each other. James Patterson

It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea. Dylan Thomas

I don’t get how people grow out strong without having elder siblings. Odyssey

Everyone knows that if you have got a brother, you are going to fight.  Liam Gallagher

Oh, brothers! I don’t care for brothers. My older brother won’t die, and my younger brothers seem never to do anything else. Oscar Wilde

Being her elder brother is my responsibility to irritate the hell out of her but not let others do the same. Anthony Chandler

Once a brother, always a brother, no matter the distance, no matter the difference and no matter the issue. Byron Pulsifer

It snowed yesterday, I made a snowman. My brother knocked him down, I knocked my brother down and then we had a tea together. George Howe Colt

There is a little boy inside the man who is my brother. Oh, how I hated that little boy. And how I love him too.  Anna Quindlen

You are a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn’t even have the decency to have! Groucho Marx

If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child. Linda Sunshine

You don’t choose your siblings. They are god’s gift to you as you are to them. Desmond Tutu

My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time. Linda Sunshine

That’s the best thing about little sisters: They spend so much time wishing they were elder sisters that in the end they’re far wiser than the elder ones could ever be.  Gemma Gurgess

Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie. Linda Sunshine

Nobody fights you like your own sister; nobody else knows the most vulnerable parts of you and will aim for them without mercy. Jojo Moyes

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. Garrison Keillor

There’s nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or more secure. Jim Butcher

Siblings children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together. Sam Levenson