In legal definitions for interpersonal status, a single person is someone who is unmarried, not in a serious committed relationship, or not part of a civil union. Profoundly inspirational funny single quotes will get you through anything when the going gets tough and help you succeed in every aspect of life.
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Famous Funny Single Quotes
I’m great at giving advice to singles; I’ve been coping with loneliness for a long time, and I have a lot of experiences to share for 3.99 a minute. — Bauvard
I’m not sure if it’s better to be alone but it’s probably safer. — Eleanor Prescott
Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility. — Michael Douglas
I don’t need a man to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we’ll ever have is the one with ourselves. — Shirley MacLaine
I’m not single, I’m just wait for my girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek. — Tim Walters
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. — Carl Jung
You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain’t no happiness nowhere. — Chris Rock
I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. — Garry Shandling