In legal definitions for interpersonal status, a single person is someone who is unmarried, not in a serious committed relationship, or not part of a civil union. Profoundly inspirational funny single quotes will get you through anything when the going gets tough and help you succeed in every aspect of life.
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Famous Funny Single Quotes
The best part of a relationship is the beginning, when you haven’t met yet and are still single
I’m not alone! I’m with myself. And myself is fabulous. Eva Longoria
Nothing makes you feel more like you’re single than the minimum order at the drive through
I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself. Mike Wazowski, Monsters Inc.
I do not need my partner to be a genius, not being a complete idiot would be enough for me
Happily single is recognizing that you don’t need or want to be rescued from your life by a handsome prince because your life is pretty awesome as it is. Mandy Hale
The only things that tie into my life are my shoelaces
I needed to lose you to love me. Selena Gomez
Are you solo? Depends: Is the Empire looking for me?
Today may be Valentine’s Day bu chin up tomorrow is half-price candy day.
People say every pot finds its lid. I think I’m a wok
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. Kiera Cass
Cupid, give me the damn arrow, I’ll do the crap myself now
I’m not single. I’m in a long distance relationship because my partner lives in the future
I’m not single. I live in a long-distance relationship with my partner of the future
I’m single because I was born that way. Mae West
No, I’m not giving up on love yet. After all, I’m not going to stop eating just because I can’t cook
We are all like candles, and whether we are single or joined with another does not affect how brightly we can burn. Stacey Lee
When I was young, singles were still made of vinyl, not desperation
My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude. Warsan Shire
My relationship is like a yacht. I don’t have one
Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility. Michael Douglas
