34+ Best Funny Stress Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Stress is a feeling of emotional or physical tension. It can come from any event or thought that makes you feel frustrated, angry, or nervous. Inspirational funny stress quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

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Famous Funny Stress Quotes

There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Henry Kissinger

Feelings come and go like clouds in a windy sky. Conscious breathing is my anchor. Thich Nhat Hanh

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.

Once you accept, truly accept, that stuff will happen to you and there is nothing you can do about it, stress miraculously leaves your life. Srikumar Rao

By working faithfully 8 hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work 12 hours a day. Robert Frost

The day she let go of the things that were weighing her down, was the day she began to shine the brightest. Katrina Mayer

If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where I can return Mondays. John Wagner

Remember that stress doesn’t come from what’s going on in your life. It comes from your thoughts about what’s going on in your life. Andrew J. Bernstein

The best part about going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.

Stress acts as an accelerator: it will push you either forward or backward, but you choose which direction. Chelsea Erieau

Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year. David Dweck

I promise you nothing is as chaotic as it seems. Nothing is worth diminishing your health. Nothing is worth poisoning yourself into stress, anxiety, and fear. Steve Maraboli

Some days, the best thing about the job is that the chair spins

You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. Martin Luther King

I stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about.

Getting stress out of your life takes more than prayer alone. You must take action to make changes and stop doing whatever is causing the stress. You can learn to calm down in the way you handle things. Joyce Meyer

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. Robert Orben

Take chances, make mistakes that is how we grow. Pain nourishes your courage. You have to fail in order to practice being brave. Mary Tyler Moore

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

What you’re supposed to do when you don’t like a thing is change it. If you can’t change it, change the way you think about it. Don’t complain. Maya Angelou

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. Oscar Wilde 

There are thousands of causes for stress, and one antidote to stress is self expression. That’s what happens to me every day. My thoughts get off my chest, down my sleeves and onto my pad. Garson Kanin

If you had to identify in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be meetings. Dave Barry

Relax. No one else knows what they’re doing either. Ricky Gervais

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. Jennifer Yane

The next time you are tempted to get anxious or upset about something  especially something in the past or the future  think about what you are doing and turn your mind to what is going on today. Joyce Meyer

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring.

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. William James

Stress does not go with my outfit

No beating yourself up. That’s not allowed. Be patient with yourself. It took you years to form the bad habits of thought that you no longer want. It will take a little time to form new and better ones. But I promise you this: Even a slight move in this direction will bring you some peace. The more effort you apply to it, the faster you’ll find your bliss, but you’ll experience rewards immediately. Holly Mosier

Stressed is dessert spelled backwards. Loretta Laroche

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answers. William S. Burroughs