40+ Best Funny Stress Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Stress is a feeling of emotional or physical tension. It can come from any event or thought that makes you feel frustrated, angry, or nervous. Inspirational funny stress quotes will fire up your brain and inspire you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

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Famous Funny Stress Quotes

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. – Unknown

There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full. – Henry Kissinger

The field of consciousness is tiny. It accepts only one problem at a time. – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

By working faithfully 8 hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work 12 hours a day. – Robert Frost

If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where I can return Mondays. – John Wagner

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The best part about going to work is coming back home at the end of the day. – Unknown

In times of stress, the best thing we can do for each other is to listen with our ears and our hearts and to be assured that our questions are just as important as our answers. – Fred Rogers

Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year. – David Dweck

Some days, the best thing about the job is that the chair spins. – Unknown

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I stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about. – Unknown

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back. – Unknown

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. – Oscar Wilde

The time to relax is when you don’t have time for it. – Sydney J. Harris

If you had to identify in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be meetings. – Dave Barry

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. – Jennifer Yane

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. – Unknown

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Stress does not go with my outfit. – Unknown

Stress is basically a disconnection from the earth, a forgetting of the breath. – Natalie Goldberg

Stressed is dessert spelled backwards. – Loretta Laroche

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams. – Unknown

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. – Pearl Bailey

No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. – Groucho Max

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar. – Drew Carey

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday. – Unknown

As I have gotten older and wiser, I discovered there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays and of course, retirement. – Tom Goins.

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. – Unknown

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Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet. – Unknown

My fondest childhood memory is not having to spend 40 hours a week with people who make me feel angry and tired so that I can afford to buy paper towels and laundry detergent. – Unknown

I was a little excited but mostly blorft. ‘Blorft’ is an adjective I just made up that means ‘Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.’ I have been blorft every day for the past seven years. – Tina Fey

Sleep is such a luxury, which I can’t afford. – Robin Sikarwar

The most important reason for your ‘no’ is that you need your downtime so you won’t behave like a jerk because you’re depleted. And you don’t want to battle an appetite spiked by the stress of overcommitment. But that’s your secret; others don’t need that information. So just smile, say no, thank you, and keep moving. – Holly Mosier

Where’d the days go, when all we did was play? And the stress that we were under wasn’t stress at all just a run and a jump into a harmless fall – Paolo Nutini

Stress level: extreme. It’s like she was a jar with the lid screwed on too tight, and inside the jar were pickles, angry pickles, and they were fermenting, and about to explode. – Fiona Wood

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. – Lily Tomlin

It was after I first began to uplift my thoughts a bit that my cravings for junk food started to dissipate. I did not connect the two at that time. First, I simply noticed that I didn’t need to sleep so much. It took a while before I realized that in addition to my improved energy level, there was a direct correlation between chewing on mental garbage and putting garbage in my mouth. – Holly Mosier

Sometimes we can focus so much on nothing that we make it a big something of nothing – Ricky Maye

Now, for the first time in my life, I empathize 100 percent with Fluff McFly. My heart is beating at hamster-speed and I am throwing my eyes around the room, looking for some way out. – Robin Sloan

Being under stress is like being stranded in a body of water. If you panic, it will cause you to flail around so that the water rushes into your lungs and creates further distress. Yet, by calmly collecting yourself and using controlled breathing you remain afloat with ease. – Alaric Hutchinson

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