Summer is the hottest of the four temperate seasons, falling after spring and before autumn. Inspirational funny summer quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.
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Famous Funny Summer Quotes
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken. James Dent
I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer. F.Scott Fitzgerald
It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do. Walter Winchell
Summer afternoon summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language. Henry James
I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired. Michelle Franklin
Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be. Nora Ephron
Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it. Russell Baker
A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about. John Mayer
What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. John Steinbeck
I wonder what it would be like to live in a world where it was always June. L.M. Montgomery
I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer. F. Scott Fitzgerald
Summertime is always the best of what might be. Charles Bowden
Summer means happy times and good sunshine. It means going to the beach, going to Disneyland, having fun. Brian Wilson
Everything good, everything magical happens between the months of June and August. Jenny Han
A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp. Raymond Duncan
Live in the sunshine. Swim in the sea. Drink in the wild air. Ralph Waldo Emerson
One benefit of Summer was that each day we had more light to read by. Jeannette Walls
Summer has filled her veins with light and her heart is washed with noon. C. Day Lewis
Summer is singing with joy, and the beaches are inviting you with dancing waves. Debasish Mridha
One must maintain a little bit of summer, even in the middle of winter. Henry David Thoreau
If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue. Katie Lee
I have only to break into the tightness of a strawberry, and I see summer its dust and lowering skies. Toni Morrison
Summer afternoon summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language. Henry James
I wonder what it would like to live in a world where it was always June. L.M. Montgomery
It’s summer and time for wandering. Kellie Elmore
It’s always summer somewhere. Lilly Pulitzer
Summertime and the livin is easy. Porgy and Bess
Summertime is always the best of what might be. Charles Bowden
In summer, the song sings itself. William Carlos Williams
Cause a little bit of summer is what the whole year is about. John Mayer
Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability. Sam Keen
I could never in a hundred summers get tired of this. Susan Branch
It is easy to forget how effervescent and free we all felt that summer. Anna Godbersen
Smell the sea, and feel the sky. Let your soul and spirit fly. Van Morrison
Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy. Regina Brett
Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability. Sam Keen
A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about. John Mayer
Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented. Gilbert K. Chesterton
The summer night is like a perfection of thought. Wallace Stevens
A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp. Raymond Duncan
Our one wish is that the summer never ends! In the summer, I will get a golden tan. Paul Dini
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken. James Dent
Summer passes and one remembers one’s exuberance. Yoko Ono
Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it. Russell Baker
I love how summer just wraps its arms around you like a warm blanket. Kellie Elmore
Cause I got that sunshine in my pocket, got that good song in my feet. Justin Timberlake
Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be. Nora Ephron
One benefit of summer was that each day we had more light to read by. Jeannette Walls
When I feel the heat, I see the light. Everett Dirksen
A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about. John Mayer
It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather. Anne Fadiman
Long summer days can calm the angriest of beasts. Bert McCoy
What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance. Jane Austen
Our one wish is that the summer never ends! In the summer, I will get a golden tan. Paul Dini
If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat! April Mae Monterrosa
I love how summer just wraps its arms around you like a warm blanket. Kellie Elmore
It was always the view of my parents that hot weather encouraged loose morals among young people. Ian Mcewan
Roll out those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer. Sam Cooke
People change more frequently than the seasons do, and still, we blame the sun for bringing in the heat. Shweta Tale
I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine. Natasha Bedingfield
Thanx to hot weather for letting me enjoy my ice cream, thanx to cold weather for letting me feel my mommy’s warm hug. Sulim
If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance. Bern Williams
Heat, ma am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones. Sydney Smith
Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars. Ed Sheeran
Iced tea is too pure and natural a creation not to have been invented as soon as tea, ice, and hot weather crossed paths. John Egerton
Sweet, sweet burn of the sun and summer wind, and you my new friend, my new fun thing, my summer fling. K.D. Lang
The thing with heat is, no matter how cold you are, no matter how much you need warmth, it always, eventually, becomes too much. Victoria Aveyard
The only time that love takes a holiday is when we go on vacation together. Anthony T. Hincks
Good weather all week, but come the weekend, and the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot, they complain; too cold, they complain; and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV. Rita Rudner
I knew when I met you an adventure was going to happen. Winnie the Pooh
When the weather is hot, keep a cool mind. When the weather is cold, keep a warm heart. Ajahn Brahm
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. William Shakespeare
This kind of heat sucks when you’re not at the beach with a cold beer in your hand. I need a vacation from my vacation. April Mae Monterrosa
Summer romances end for all kinds of reasons. But when all is said and done, they have one thing in common. They are the shooting stars, a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, a fleeting glimpse of eternity. And in a flash, they’re gone. Nicholas Sparks
Summertime is always the best of what might be. Charles Bowden
Why is summer mist romantic and autumn mist just sad? Dodie Smith
In summer time to simply be. Paul Laurence Dunbar
The summer night is like the perfection of thought. Wallace Stevens
Summertime, oh, summertime, pattern of life indelible, the fade proof lake, the woods unshatterable, the pasture with the sweet fern, and the juniper forever and ever the cottages with their innocent and tranquil design, their tiny docks with the flagpole, and the American flag floating against the white clouds in the blue sky, the little paths over the roots of the trees leading from camp to camp. This was the American family at play, escaping the city heat. E.B. White
You’re like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night. Rod Stewart
Ice within my heart Feels like the icicles hanging I miss summer time. Jean Elizabeth Ward
Summer night even the stars are whispering to each other. Kobayashi Issa
It’s a smile, it’s a kiss, it’s a sip of wine it’s summertime! Kenny Chesney
Summer, dropping so easily a delicious everything upon your skin and lips. Like a never ending kiss taunting, deep, and luscious. The sun. The heat. The thousand echoes of a timelessness before time, when every day seems longer than the next and no day seems likely to ever truly end. Summer. Carew Papritz
Ain’t nothing like them summer nights. Lil Rob
It’s summer The heat is blazing like the fourth of July I got the air con on and its blasting on high So just grab something cool and jump in your ride Pick up everybody, I’ll be waiting outside. Tim James
Oh the summer night, has a smile of light, and sits on a sapphire throne. Bryan Procter
We’re almost in a party zone Cause summer days and nights Aren’t meant to spend alone. Edward Mike Love
Summer is finally here! School is out and I am kicking back my heels and watching the clouds go by. Yvonne Martinez Ward
Now let the sun shine bright on my happy summer home. Jerry Paul Keller
Smell the sea and feel the sky. Let your soul and spirit fly. Van Morrison
My favorite place to vacation is anyplace by the ocean. Nina Arianda
Summer is a time to be happy. It is a grand season! I absorb summer’s deep array of color which adds beauty to my eyes. Yvonne Martinez Ward
During summer vacation, you get to do all your favorite things; cook hot dogs over a campfire while being eaten alive by mosquitoes. Bruce Lansky
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. Erma Bombeck
Summer means happy times and good sunshine. It means going to the beach, going to Disneyland, having fun. Brian Wilson
Only at the beach can we go a splishin and a splashin. Kate Summers
Now let the sun shine bright on my happy summer home. Jerry Paul Keller
To go out with the setting sun on an empty beach is to truly embrace your solitude. Jeanne Moreau
Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass on a summer day listening to the murmur of water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is hardly a waste of time. John Lubbock
I read and walked for miles at night along the beach, writing bad blank verse and searching endlessly for someone wonderful who would step out of the darkness and change my life. It never crossed my mind that that person could be me. Anna Quindlen
Life’s short. Eat dessert first, work less and vacation more! Lea Mishell
Waves tossed themselves against the shore, dragging grit and sand between their nails as they were slowly pulled back out to sea. Holly Black
Nothing lasts forever, except the day before you start your vacation. Gayland Anderson
If there’s heaven for me, I’m sure it has a beach attached to it. Jimmy Buffett
You can feel it in the streets. On a day like this, the heat I feel like summer. Childish Gambino
I look my best when I’m totally free, on holiday, walking on the beach. Rosamund Pike
God, it was hot! Forget about frying an egg on the sidewalk; this kind of heat would fry an egg inside the chicken. Rachel Caine
My life is like a stroll upon the beach, as near to the ocean’s edge as I can go. Henry David Thoreau
If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat! April Mae Monterrosa
I want to run the beach’s length, because it never ends. Deborah Ager
I love summertime more than anything in this world. That is the only thing that gets me through the winter, knowing that summer is going to be there. Jack McBrayer
