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Famous Funny Wine Quotes
Either give me more wine or leave me alone. – Rumi
Aw I dont wanta go to no such thing, I just wanta drink in alleys… But youll miss all that, just for some old wine. Theres wisdom in wine, goddam it! I yelled. Have a shot! – Jack Kerouac
White wine is like electricity. Red wine looks and tastes like a liquified beefsteak. – James Joyce
Champagne is appropriate for breakfast, lunch or dinner. – Madeline Puckette
The wine-cup is the little silver well, Where truth, if truth there be, doth dwell. – William Shakespeare
O, wine!, the truth-serum so potent that all those who wish to live happy lives should abstain from drinking it entirely!… except of course when they are alone. – Roman Payne
A man will be eloquent if you give him good wine. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
It is not the wine that makes us drunk, but the one who brings it and fills the glass. – M.F. Moonzajer
Great wine works wonders and is itself one – Edward Steinberg
Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried with fewer tensions and more tolerance. – Benjamin Franklin
Wine is bottled poetry. – Robert Louis Stevenson
Wine is like the incarnation–it is both divine and human – Paul Tillich
The wine in the bottle does not quench thirst. – George Herbert
In wine, theres truth. – Pliny the Elder
A bottle of good wine, like a good act, shines ever in the retrospect. – Robert Louis Stevenson
Making good wine is a skill. Fine wine is an art. – Robert Mondavi
Now wines are wonders; great wines are magical; and winemakers are mad. Like horse fanciers, they are always trying to improve the breed. – William E. Massee
Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake. – Leon Adams
Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle. – Paulo Coelho
One should always be drunk. Thats all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk. – Charles Baudelaire
Wine is a living liquid containing no preservatives. Its life cycle comprises youth, maturity, old age, and death. When not treated with reasonable respect it will sicken and die. – Julia Child
Better is old wine than new, and old friends like-wise. – Charles Kingsley
Being a wine enthusiast means you care more about quality than quantity. РJean-Claude Carri̬re
Wine makes all things possible. – George R.R. Martin
This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. – Samuel Johnson
I love everything that is old; old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines. – Oliver Goldsmith
Great wine requires a mad man to grow the vine, a wise man to watch over it, a lucid poet to make it, and a lover to drink it. – Salvador Dali
If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine. – Denise
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. – Benjamin Franklin
A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover. – Clifton Fadiman
The Americans have no liking for wine unless it is sweet. – Gustave Koerner
Age is just a number. Its totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. – Joan Collins
Wine is one of the most complex of all beverages: the fruit of a soil, climate, and vintage, digested by a fungus through a process guided by the culture, vision, and skill of an individual man or woman. – Neel Burton
Like human beings, a wines taste is going to depend a great deal on its origins and its upbringing. – Linda Johnson-Bell
Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy. – Alexander Fleming
There are thousands of wines that can take over our minds. Dont think all ecstasies are the same! – Rumi
Life is too short to drink bad wine – unknown
Wine is a gateway drug to environmentalism. – Katherine Cole
If we sip the wine, we find dreams coming upon us out of the imminent night – D.H. Lawrence
Wine makes a symphony of a good meal. – Fernande Garvin
A meal without wine is like a day without sun – Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
To take wine into our mouths is to savor a droplet of the river of human history. – Clifton Fadiman
Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. – Pope John XXIII
A German wine label is one of the things lifes too short for. – Kingsley Amis
One not only drinks wine, one smells it, observes it, tastes it, sips it and one talks about it. – King Edward VII
I rather like bad wine; one gets so bored with good wine. – Benjamin Disraeli
Always keep a bottle of Champagne in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes, the special occasion is that youve got a bottle of Champagne in the fridge. – Hester Browne
It takes a lot of good beer to make great wine – Brian O’ Donnell
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. – Sir Robert Scott Caywood
Wine cheers the sad, revives the old, inspires the young, makes weariness forget his toil. – Lord Byron
WINE! Because these problems arent going to forget themselves! – Comic Strip Mama
Artists and poets still find lifes meaning in a glass of wine. – Joy Sterling
Wine is one of the most civilized things in the world and one of the most natural things of the world that has been brought to the greatest perfection, and it offers a greater range for enjoyment and appreciation than, possibly, any other purely sensory thing. – Ernest Hemingway
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. – Benjamin Franklin
One of the disadvanages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. – Samuel Johnson
Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized. – Andre Simon
Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion. – Ovid
I dont go by the ratings. I buy wine that tastes good. Statistically, anybodys ability to predict what will be a good wine a decade from now is limited. – Richard Thaler
Im like old wine. They dont bring me out very often, but Im well preserved. – Rose Kennedy
It is the wine that leads me on, the wild wine that sets the wisest man to sing at the top of his lungs, laugh like a fool _ it drives the man to dancing… it even tempts him to blurt out stories better never told. – Homer
Ill have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please. – April Ludgate
From wine what sudden friendship springs! – John Gay
Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares – Ralph Waldo Emerson
I like on the table, when were speaking, the light of a bottle of intelligent wine. – Pablo Neruda
The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars. – Benjamin Franklin
Wine to me is passion. Its family and friends. Its warmth of heart and generosity of spirit. Wine is art. Its culture. Its the essence of civilization and the art of living. – Robert Mondavi
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages. – Louis Pasteur
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right. – Mark Twain
Wine is just a conversation waiting to happen. – Jessica Altieri
Where there is no wine there is no love. – Euripides
Nothing represents the idea of convivial sharing so clearly as wine. – Paul Lukacks
Wine is inspiring and adds greatly to the joy of living. – Napoleon Bonaparte
A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow. – Kathy Mattea
In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it. – Napoleon Bonaparte
Beer is made by men, wine by God. – Martin Luther
