75+ Best Funny Wine Quotes To Put A Smile On Your Face

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Famous Funny Wine Quotes

Either give me more wine or leave me alone. – Rumi

Aw I dont wanta go to no such thing, I just wanta drink in alleys… But youll miss all that, just for some old wine. Theres wisdom in wine, goddam it! I yelled. Have a shot! – Jack Kerouac

White wine is like electricity. Red wine looks and tastes like a liquified beefsteak. – James Joyce

Champagne is appropriate for breakfast, lunch or dinner. – Madeline Puckette

The wine-cup is the little silver well, Where truth, if truth there be, doth dwell. – William Shakespeare

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O, wine!, the truth-serum so potent that all those who wish to live happy lives should abstain from drinking it entirely!… except of course when they are alone. – Roman Payne

A man will be eloquent if you give him good wine. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is not the wine that makes us drunk, but the one who brings it and fills the glass. – M.F. Moonzajer

Great wine works wonders and is itself one – Edward Steinberg

Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried with fewer tensions and more tolerance. – Benjamin Franklin

Wine is bottled poetry. – Robert Louis Stevenson

Wine is like the incarnation–it is both divine and human – Paul Tillich

The wine in the bottle does not quench thirst. – George Herbert

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In wine, theres truth. – Pliny the Elder

A bottle of good wine, like a good act, shines ever in the retrospect. – Robert Louis Stevenson

Making good wine is a skill. Fine wine is an art. – Robert Mondavi

Now wines are wonders; great wines are magical; and winemakers are mad. Like horse fanciers, they are always trying to improve the breed. – William E. Massee

Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake. – Leon Adams

Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle. – Paulo Coelho

One should always be drunk. Thats all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk. – Charles Baudelaire

Wine is a living liquid containing no preservatives. Its life cycle comprises youth, maturity, old age, and death. When not treated with reasonable respect it will sicken and die. – Julia Child

Better is old wine than new, and old friends like-wise. – Charles Kingsley

Being a wine enthusiast means you care more about quality than quantity. РJean-Claude Carri̬re

Wine makes all things possible. – George R.R. Martin

This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. – Samuel Johnson

I love everything that is old; old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines. – Oliver Goldsmith

Great wine requires a mad man to grow the vine, a wise man to watch over it, a lucid poet to make it, and a lover to drink it. – Salvador Dali

If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine. – Denise

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In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. – Benjamin Franklin

A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover. – Clifton Fadiman

The Americans have no liking for wine unless it is sweet. – Gustave Koerner

Age is just a number. Its totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. – Joan Collins

Wine is one of the most complex of all beverages: the fruit of a soil, climate, and vintage, digested by a fungus through a process guided by the culture, vision, and skill of an individual man or woman. – Neel Burton

Like human beings, a wines taste is going to depend a great deal on its origins and its upbringing. – Linda Johnson-Bell

Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy. – Alexander Fleming

There are thousands of wines that can take over our minds. Dont think all ecstasies are the same! – Rumi

Life is too short to drink bad wine – unknown

Wine is a gateway drug to environmentalism. – Katherine Cole

If we sip the wine, we find dreams coming upon us out of the imminent night – D.H. Lawrence

Wine makes a symphony of a good meal. – Fernande Garvin

A meal without wine is like a day without sun – Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

To take wine into our mouths is to savor a droplet of the river of human history. – Clifton Fadiman

Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. – Pope John XXIII

A German wine label is one of the things lifes too short for. – Kingsley Amis

One not only drinks wine, one smells it, observes it, tastes it, sips it and one talks about it. – King Edward VII

I rather like bad wine; one gets so bored with good wine. – Benjamin Disraeli

Always keep a bottle of Champagne in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes, the special occasion is that youve got a bottle of Champagne in the fridge. – Hester Browne

It takes a lot of good beer to make great wine – Brian O’ Donnell

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. – Sir Robert Scott Caywood

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Wine cheers the sad, revives the old, inspires the young, makes weariness forget his toil. – Lord Byron

WINE! Because these problems arent going to forget themselves! – Comic Strip Mama

Artists and poets still find lifes meaning in a glass of wine. – Joy Sterling

Wine is one of the most civilized things in the world and one of the most natural things of the world that has been brought to the greatest perfection, and it offers a greater range for enjoyment and appreciation than, possibly, any other purely sensory thing. – Ernest Hemingway

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. – Benjamin Franklin

One of the disadvanages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. – Samuel Johnson

Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized. – Andre Simon

Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion. – Ovid

I dont go by the ratings. I buy wine that tastes good. Statistically, anybodys ability to predict what will be a good wine a decade from now is limited. – Richard Thaler

Im like old wine. They dont bring me out very often, but Im well preserved. – Rose Kennedy

It is the wine that leads me on, the wild wine that sets the wisest man to sing at the top of his lungs, laugh like a fool _ it drives the man to dancing… it even tempts him to blurt out stories better never told. – Homer

Ill have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please. – April Ludgate

From wine what sudden friendship springs! – John Gay

Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares – Ralph Waldo Emerson

I like on the table, when were speaking, the light of a bottle of intelligent wine. – Pablo Neruda

The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars. – Benjamin Franklin

Wine to me is passion. Its family and friends. Its warmth of heart and generosity of spirit. Wine is art. Its culture. Its the essence of civilization and the art of living. – Robert Mondavi

Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages. – Louis Pasteur

Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right. – Mark Twain

Wine is just a conversation waiting to happen. – Jessica Altieri

Where there is no wine there is no love. – Euripides

Nothing represents the idea of convivial sharing so clearly as wine. – Paul Lukacks

Wine is inspiring and adds greatly to the joy of living. – Napoleon Bonaparte

A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow. – Kathy Mattea

In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it. – Napoleon Bonaparte

Beer is made by men, wine by God. – Martin Luther