Inspirational getting high quotes will challenge the way you think, and make your life worth living.
Famous Getting High Quotes
The biggest killer on the planet is stress, and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis. Willie Nelson
I don’t think pot is more dangerous than alcohol. Barack Obama
You can’t complain when you’ve got Mary Jane.
If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you’ll add eight to 24 years to your life. Jack Herer
When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. Bob Marley
A marijuana high can enhance core human mental abilities. Sebastian Marincolo
Just keep something until everything makes sense or until you fall asleep.
People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings. Joe Rogan
Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. Richard Neville
Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.
If we all had a bong, we’d all get along.
Alcohol kills. Weed chills.
A Joint A Day Keeps The Bad Mood Away.
Please don’t throw your shit at me unless that shit resembles a bag of marijuana. Les Claypool
By regulating marijuana, we can put black market drug dealers out of business and eliminate the rebellious allure that attracts young people. Sal Albanese
The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity, and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world. Carl Sagan
Don’t judge someone until you have shared a joint with them.
I don’t think pot is more dangerous than alcohol. Barack Obama
Everything’s better when you’re high.
A marijuana high can enhance core human mental abilities. Sebastian Marincolo
High people understand other high people. They catch things that others don’t.
Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana? Bob Saget
I don’t have time to hate people who hate weed, cause I’m too busy smoking with people who love weed.
Every night is the perfect night to smoke weed.
I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it. Bill Murray
Don’t worry. Don’t cry. Smoke weed and get high.
I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits. Hunter S. Thompson
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit unnatural? Bill Hicks
I know you’re supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don’t do the other stuff, but weed is good. Kevin Smith
Whatever I do, I do it better stoned.
If somebody gives me a joint, I might smoke it, but I don’t go after it. John Lennon
A friend with weed is a friend indeed, and a friend who shares is a friend who cares.
If you want to smoke marijuana in your basement, I don’t care! I’m not going to get a search warrant and kick your door in. I think that’s foolish. Bill O’Reilly
Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see. Thomas Jefferson
Is marijuana addictive. Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.
Couples who blaze together, stay together.
It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all that crap. It’s a thousand times better than whiskey it’s an assistant a friend. Louis Armstrong
Don’t kill my high because you’re low
Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me my friend. Ben Harper
I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits and millions of Americans agree with me. Hunter S. Thompson
Smoke the marijuana and get high. Stay above the wicked and fly. Snoop Dogg
Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.
Smoking weed doesn’t make you paranoid. Weed being illegal makes you paranoid.
Don’t judge someone until you have shared a joint with them
Smoking weed doesn’t ruin your life, that’s all on you. If you can’t manage smoking weed and having a successful life, that’s your problem.
I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about getting weed is getting caught with it. Bill Murray
Stress can pull you down, but weed can lift you right back up.
Everything is better with a bag of weed. Stewie Griffin
The only serious side effect of marijuana is that you might get arrested. Alan watts
If somebody gives me a joint, I might smoke it, but I don’t go after it. John Lennon
They’ve outlawed the No. 1 vegetable on the planet. Timothy Leary
Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy. Kid Cudi
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake. Bill Hicks
Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me, my friend. Ben Harper
Weed is the question, yes is the answer.
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. Bob Marley
Weed makes me feel the way I need to feel. Snoop Dogg
It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned. Bill Lee
Whoever laughs last, is probably the most stoned.
You either love weed, or you’re wrong.
You know you’re a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. Miley Cyrus
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints. And then I smoke two more. Sublime
So when he asked about getting high, I didn’t think, I agreed. We smoked some good California green. Took three tries to put me in the place he said I should be. Ellen Hopkins
Breathe in, hold it, puff out, and grin.
We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You might have a glass of wine, or a joint, or a big delicious blob of heroin to silence your silly brainbox of its witterings but there has to be some form of punctuation, or life just seems utterly relentless. Russell Brand, My Booky Wook
I never joined high school, I joined school high.
That is not a drug, it’s a leaf. Arnold Schwarzenegger
A puff a day keeps the debauched attitude away.
If you ain’t got a good job and you ain’t smokin’ weed, then I don’t know what the fuck you are doin’ wit your life. Katt Williams
It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all that crap. It’s a thousand times better than whiskey it’s an assistant a friend. Louis Armstrong
I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. Randy Kagan
I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it. Andy Warhol
Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere. George Washington
I’d always done a lot of sniffing glue as a kid. I was very interested in glue, and then I went to lager and speed, and I drifted into heroin because as a kid growing up everybody told me, ‘don’t smoke marijuana, it will kill you. Irvine Welsh
So what if I’m smoking weed onstage and doing what I gotta do? It’s not me shooting nobody, stabbing nobody, killing nobody. It’s a peaceful gesture and they have to respect that and appreciate that. Snoop Dogg
Smoke the marijuana and get high. Stay above the wicked and fly. Snoop Dogg
