Giraffe is a large African animal with a very long neck and long legs. Profoundly inspirational giraffe quotes will fire up your brain and encourage you to look at life differently while making you laugh.
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Famous Giraffe Quotes
Sometimes facing opportunity is like staring at the knees of a giraffe. Laurie Beth Jones
You can’t always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream. Frank Zappa
Wildlife is something which man cannot construct. Once it is gone, it is gone forever. Man can rebuild a pyramid, but he can’t rebuild ecology, or a giraffe. Joy Adamson
I would be a giraffe because I just want to experience what a sore throat and being a giraffe feels like. It would be really uncomfortable walking around in the Sahara and being like, I really need, like, 15 lozenges for my giraffe body. Charlie Puth
You can’t always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream. Frank Zappa
If I could adopt any zoo animal, it would be a giraffe. I have always loved giraffes. They are so graceful and beautiful to watch. Torrey DeVitto
However much you know giraffes, to see one in the wild for the first time feels prehistoric. Jane Goodall
I don’t care what color the parents are. I don’t care if it’s a giraffe and a fish living together. If they’re raising children who believe they’re honored and loved, that’s all that’s important. Patricia Polacco
Consider the biggest animals on the planet elephants, and buffaloes, and giraffes. These are vegetarian animals. They grow to thousands of pounds of muscle and bone without ever eating cheeseburgers and pepperoni pizzas. Michael Klaper
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things. Pablo Picasso
We all marvel at the airplanes so high But we aren’t doing nothing but copying What we see in the birds in the sky We all marvel at the skyscrapers up so high If we don’t be careful All the giraffes might not have no life. Billy Ray Cyrus
There are some people who are naturally talented, who just have it coming out of their ears they just sparkle with talent. Some people and I put myself in this category don’t fit a mould. I always looked a lot older. I was as tall as a giraffe, even at ten, but I found my place, and I really worked at it. Suranne Jones
I have friends who come to the Australia Zoo, and it’s just, instead of playing video games, we get to hug and kiss a giraffe or walk a tiger. Bindi Irwin.
My favourite animal is the koala, but his life would be boring. I would rather be a giraffe so that I could contemplate the beauty of Africa. Caterina Murino
I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I’ve got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe in my kitchen. I am totally hooked. Joanna Lumley.
If I know a song of Africa, of the giraffe and the African new moon lying on her back, of the plows in the fields and the sweaty faces of the coffee pickers, does Africa know a song of me? Karen Blixen
It’s an incredibly difficult thing to bring a giraffe down. They can kill a lion with a single blow from their feet. Joanna Lumley
NASA space scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. Joanna Lumley
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style; He just goes on trying other things. Pablo Picasso.
It’s an incredibly difficult thing to bring a giraffe down. They can kill a lion with a single blow from their feet. Joanna Lumley
A bit of advice: never read a pop up book about giraffes. Sean Lock
The Giraffe took the horse’s head and led him along on the most level parts of the road towards the railway station, and two or three chaps went along to help get the sick man into the train. Henry Lawson
I would be a giraffe because I just want to experience what a sore throat and being a giraffe feels like. It would be really uncomfortable walking around in the Sahara and being like, ‘I really need, like, 15 lozenges for my giraffe body. Charlie Puth
I’m quite into fitness, and I have a fantastic personal trainer who knows me, knows my body, knows when to push me, and knows when not to push me. She doesn’t make me do 20 burpees in a row and instead focuses on strengthening my core, telling me we need to focus on making me into ‘a tall giraffe’! Poppy Delevingne
Jason said, Yes. Gerard T. Giraffe. What does the T stand for? The. Douglas Coupland.
The thing about owls is that they do sort of have this facial disc, which is unlike any other bird. They kind of have a face, more than like a dog or a giraffe. They have this weird, alien face that you can actually make expressive. Zack Snyder
That’s just how time travel looks to the untrained eye. The reason why there aren’t more travelers is that your average physicist refuses to be eaten by a giraffe in the name of science. Bradley Sands
As a woman, it seems you can’t just be a comedian you’re always classed as something else, too, whether that’s beautiful, pint sized, larger than life or in my case, Hattie Jacques esque, the giraffe, big. Miranda Hart
An animal’s eyes have the power to speak a great language. Martin Buber
I’m a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It’s a pretty dumb animal, mind you. Sophia Loren
Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Alfred A. Montapert
I remember at The Quilted Giraffe, when I was when working there to try out for the sous chef position. I really wanted it, and the woman working the line next to me kept messing up and making me look bad. The last day of my kitchen trail, I just said to her very quietly, Do me a favor and get out of my way, because I want this job. Tom Colicchio
Clearly, animals know more than we think, and think a great deal more than we know. Irene M. Pepperberg
Why would you want to go all the way to Africa and shoot a giraffe? I don’t think you can eat him. I only shoot stuff I can eat. Boo Weekley
Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That’s the problem. A. A. Milne
The place I most missed my husband and family was when I stayed at Giraffe Manor, which is a crazy hotel in Kenya where giraffes wander around sticking their necks in through the top floor windows for snacks. Monica Galetti
Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. Milan Kundera
My childhood was really comfortable and secure, but school was a nightmare. I was a lot taller than the other girls and they called me Gitte the giraffe. Brigitte Nielsen
Animals are such agreeable friends they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms. George Eliot.
I have friends who come to the Australia Zoo, and it’s just, instead of playing video games, we get to hug and kiss a giraffe or walk a tiger. Bindi Irwin
Until one has loved an animal, a part of one’s soul remains unawakened. Anatole France
I hear the Sophie Giraffe is great for teething. Another thing I really love right now is the Moby Baby Carrier. To me, it seems like a natural way to hold the baby close to you. I also love the burp cloths, bibs, and swaddle blankets from Aden and Anais. Their stuff is organic and pure. Vanessa Lachey
Love the animals God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. Fyodor Dostoyevsky
It’s difficult to explain a giraffe to a Bolivian who lives on the Altiplano. But when they see one, I think they’ll like it. Gonzalo Sanchez de Lozada
All of the animals except for man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. Samuel Butler
Why would you want to go all the way to Africa and shoot a giraffe? I don’t think you can eat him. I only shoot stuff I can eat. Boo Weekley
The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. John Berry
Does the giraffe know what he’s for? Or care? Or even think about his place in things? A giraffe has a black tongue twenty seven inches long and no vocal cords. A giraffe has nothing to say. He just goes on giraffing. Robert Fulghum
I once saw a moat bicycling around a castle. It was being chased by a soggy giraffe that had a tornado for a neck. I was on the overlooking grassy hill, selling lasagna free duck soup by the slice to tourists from Nebraska. Jarod Kintz
God must’ve had a blast. painting the stripes on the zebra, hanging the stars in the sky, putting the gold in the sunset. What creativity! Stretching the neck of the giraffe, putting the flutter in the mockingbird’s wings, planting the giggle in the hyena. And then, as a finale to a brilliant performance, He made a human who had the unique honour to bear the stamp, In His Image. Max Lucado
That’s just how time travel looks like to the untrained eye. The reason why there aren’t more travelers is that your average physicist refuses to be eaten by a giraffe in the name of science. Bradley Sands
When I’m feeling sad, or lonely, and I don’t know what I’m doing and I don’t know where I’m going, I imagine the Cool Awesome Future Version of Myself just telling my present self, It’s okay. You just gotta grab that giraffe by the ears and ride it on out. Jenna Marbles
The giraffe can behave like the gazelle, but its neck will always tell a story! Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
Africa You can see a sunset and believe you have witnessed the Hand of God. You watch the slope lope of a lioness and forget to breathe. You marvel at the tripod of a giraffe bent to water. In Africa, there are iridescent blues on the wings of birds that you do not see anywhere else in nature. In Africa, in the midday heart, you can see blisters in the atmosphere. When you are in Africa, you feel primordial, rocked in the cradle of the world. Jodi Picoult
I once saw a moat bicycling around a castle. It was being chased by a soggy giraffe that had a tornado for a neck. I was on the overlooking grassy hill, selling lasagna free duck soup by the slice to tourists from Nebraska. Jarod Kintz
Consider the biggest animals on the planet elephants, and buffaloes, and giraffes. These are vegetarian animals. They grow to thousands of pounds of muscle and bone without ever eating cheeseburgers and pepperoni pizzas. Michael Klaper
They were female giraffes cream and lemon yellow. They had horns like doorknobs. The knobs were covered with velvet. Why? Kurt Vonnegut
The chimpanzees in the zoos do it, Some courageous kangaroos do it Let’s do it, let’s fall in love. I’m sure giraffes on the sly do it, Even eagles as they fly do it, Let’s do it, let’s fall in love. Cole Porter
