91+ Best Goofy Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Profoundly inspirational goofy quotes will encourage you to think a little deeper than you usually would and broaden your perspective.

Famous Goofy Quotes

The key for me is really just to stay in a child-like state in the rehearsal studio. I’m really goofy and really silly and crazy. If I get too serious, I start hitting a wall. — Derek Hough

I have been in ‘Star Wars’ since I was 20. And they’re not just doing some goofy sequel, like, to service the hunger of it. It actually has been thought out and it has integrity and they took it seriously, which they didn’t have to do, you know? It’s hard to do, given the appetite and the angles from which everybody’s coming at it. — Carrie Fisher

Tenacity. In hockey, we use a lot of goofy little terms about player to describe a player. Intangibles, work ethic, intelligence. It’s a great mix. He’s a very smart hockey player. — Kevin Dineen

He’s goofy. And, in the wild, goofy doesn’t do well. — Dan Turner

Jimmy Carter was – he still – he remains to this day America’s most ex of ex-presidents. You just can’t believe that we elected this doofus. He was a bright enough guy and sort of well-meaning. But he was about as prepared to be president of the United States as your goofy old uncle, you know, the one that memorises baseball statistics. — P. J. O’Rourke

We had key opportunities in the fourth quarter, had some possessions where we just didn’t come down and run an offense. A chance to cut it to two or three points and a chance to cut it to one or tie the ball game, and we didn’t get a shot off because we had a goofy turnover. — Chris Pack

He’s a real goofy personality. He’s almost like a cartoon character. — Jeremy Burgess

We got tentative, we lost our aggressiveness at both ends. We made some goofy turnovers. We knew they would make a push with Wiggins and Smith, but I felt good about our chances. — Charli Thorne

I’ll never forget when me and Jason Matthews wrote the line, ‘Don’t be a tape player hater,’ in ‘Country Man,’ I don’t think I ever laughed harder. We didn’t know where we were gonna put that in a song, but we knew we had to make it into a song. I just remember laughing and being so proud of such a goofy little line. — Luke Bryan

In real life, I’m so goofy and super weird. I’m never mean, but people don’t see the weird side of me. Like, I’ll be dancing around. My best friends will always say that they wish others saw that side of me, when I’m doing a weird dance or weird faces or voices. — Gigi Hadid

Women and gay men have something in common after all: in that they are trying to deal with this goofy egotistical monster called a man. — Edmund White

So I live in Los Angeles, and it’s kind of a goofy place. They have an airport named after John Wayne. That ought to explain it. It has a charming kind of superstitious innocence. — George Carlin

I pretty much always knew I wanted to be a writer. I was writing goofy stories when I was 7 or 8. That was what I call ‘wishful-thinking writing.’ I grew up in the city and always wanted a horse, but there was no way I was getting a horse. So I wrote all these stories about kids who had horses. It’s still fun entering these other worlds. — Ellen Potter

She’ll come at me and say, ‘I’m going to pummel you. It’s just something that gets us pumped up and just loosens us up a bit. I always like to get a little goofy before a game. — Jessica Schultz

I don’t know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite. — John Green

Ever since I started doing television, I tended to get cast, for the most part, as these strong, intelligent women… Which is wonderful, but very rarely do I get to be the goofy girl that I am. — Amanda Tapping

I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me. — Mac Miller

Without The Duck, asking a coach for a picture, you just feel like a goofy fan. But with The Duck it’s OK. It’s like an alter ego. — Dennis Bonifer

Im a little goofy sometimes; I can get a little wacky. — Tamala Jones

I was a dork. I’m still kind of goofy and clumsy and not always the most graceful person. — Katrina Bowden

Everyone from beautiful women to goofy guys were shot from the shoulders up. It’s voyeuristic and sexual but not pornographic. That’s on a bunch of Web sites. — Sam Brown

We were making goofy plays. But the girls fought through it and came out ahead. — Shanna O’Bright

I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. I do. — Kaley Cuoco

Our dog, Comet, is a Lab/poodle mix. She’s goofy and silly and sweet. — Garth Stein

I think people are surprised to learn that Im pretty goofy and pretty funny. — Susan Egan

I think I have a pretty goofy profile for a writer. It seems to me most writers were reading ‘Little Women’ when they were 6 months old. At the age of a lot of my readers, I wanted to be a major league baseball player. I didn’t read much. — Jerry Spinelli

I’ve been 6’4” since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon. — Jason Segel

They’re huge shoes to fill … if people see any similarities, he was a goofy guy who wasn’t your stereotypical magazine poster boy, but he had the ability to be a great everyman. If I can set out to do anything in my career, it would be to play people that the people can relate to. Those are the parts I’m most interested in doing. — Zach Braff

When I came out to Hollywood in 1985, I thought that I would be sitcom star. I’m a tall, skinny, goofy guy. I thought that I would make a great funny neighbor, or wacky office mate, in a sitcom. — Doug Jones

Goofy Movie’ went on to do $35 million. With all the holidays ahead of us, I can’t wait to see where this one goes. — Chuck D.

I think that, ah, I’m a very goofy sort of person in many ways. — Jeff Bezos

He’s got that goofy smile and the kids love him with the big head. He reminds me of Ramon Castro. He’s very friendly, outgoing. Mr. Met just symbolizes mascots in general the quirky nature, the way he carries himself. It’s fun to look up in the stands sometimes and see what kind of shenanigans he’s up to. — David Wright

Barbecue is the good old technique of people making a fire and putting some stuff over the top – I mean, look at the S’more: it’s just got a stick. A lot of those goofy toys, it’s people who are looking at things to do. I think if you focus on the food, at the most you need tongs or a spoon to flip something; that’s about it. — Graham Elliot

So if you visit Chicago, enjoy the many great courses, the Midwestern friendliness, and the cities other amenities. But if a stranger with a goofy swing wants to play for more than loose change, take a pass. It’s a long walk back to your hotel in bare feet. — Mike Royko

I always thought I was sort of awkward and goofy-looking. I’m still kind of gangly. — Troy Garity

I don’t want to do the nerdy, goofy guy again. That was really fitting for the ‘Napoleon’ world, but that’s kind of where I want it to stay. — Aaron Ruell

He’s a goofy kid. Everyone sees the big, hard, tough guy, silent, really. He’s just a big goofball. — Bobby Frasor

I had no reason to get all goofy, just because the man was too good-looking for his own good. — Richelle Mead

I was not alone when I was in Goofy hell — Aristotle

‘The Outsiders’ cast in particular was a joy to be around – sweet kids, normal goofy teenagers off camera and serious artists on. They were great. I never got them mixed up with the characters, though. Each of them had his own strong personality. — S. E. Hinton

He’s a character. He’s a real crack up, just a goofy wrestler. — Adam Alirez

I’ve been interviewed for hundreds of magazine articles, and they come out incredibly goofy about 90 percent of the time. — David D. Burns

I didn’t even know what a film director was. To me, Charlie Chaplin was a goofy clown, and John Ford – what? Never heard of him. — Lloyd Kaufman

Oh, the humor! It’s hysterical. And it’s smart and goofy at the same time, kind of like a Neil Simon play or a Mel Brooks movie. I read it over and over again, and it changed me in the way of storytelling, seeing things differently. — Rosie Perez

I’m like a really goofy home ec teacher. — Alton Brown

Bob was a teacher before he became and actor. Bob was very smart, very bright. He played this kind of goofy guy but Bob was not a goofy guy. — Russell Johnson

I was really, really, really skinny. Great big mouth on a little face. Just goofy-looking. More goofy than I am now. Really goofy. — Nikki Cox

I don’t think every joke has to be so dadgum cerebral. I mix it up really good, because that’s the kind of humor I like. I like the goofy one-liner type stuff. — Larry the Cable Guy

After all, where can the glorious, the goofy, and the god-like stand shoulder to shoulder? — Clive Barker

I don’t mind being goofy and silly. I love to make people laugh and I’m not self-conscious. — Malin Akerman

I believe in the importance of sincerity and emotion and honesty in TV, even when it’s goofy comedy. — Michael Schur

Camp David is a wonderful place for the family to get away and run around and do goofy things. — Susan Ford

I think a setting is hugely important. I look at setting as a character with its own look, sound, history, quirks, goofy temperaments and moods. — Deb Caletti

They will march into the stadium together to stress that sports is a big, single family that also needs moments of fun. To each section of the IOC official protocol, we shall answer with our goofy and grotesque protocol and I am sure the people will laugh and cheer. — Marco Balich

I like guys who have a plan or a dream. A good sense of humor is also a must. I can be weird with my humor and say things that are random. You need to understand that I’m really goofy and go with it. — Edy Ganem

It’s really playable. There’s nothing goofy out there. It’s all in front of you. — Cameron Beckman

I loved practical jokes. I loved being goofy on the playground, and I loved doing silly cartoons, but I was not this subversive little delinquent. I am an Eagle Scout, after all. — Steve Breen

It’s always been a goofy thing that I wanted to have. — Sam Bernabe

High school golf, college golf and the decade that followed all come back to me now as one big raucous, goofy gangsome. — Dan Jenkins

He left a really goofy voicemail. I can’t really explain what he said. He just screamed into the phone. — Tyler Hansbrough

I’m pretty goofy, I’ll do anything for a laugh. — Cody Linley

He’s got something goofy on that fastball. You just can’t seem to get a good hit on it. — Lance Berkman

Goofy was the word that was used most often by my sisters because I’ve been this tall ever since I was 12 years old. — Will Smith

I had a good loud voice and I wasn’t afraid to be goofy or zany. — Carol Burnett

We’re both goofy a little bit, … just laughing at everything and playing around all the time. — Michael Morgan

I’m kind of like the goofy number-seven guy in a lot of movies. — Scott Caan

Farrah Fawcett was in the prime of her big-haired, buxom beauty. She was the kind of person who could completely make ‘Battle of the Network Stars’ work. She was kind of goofy and she was such a huge star and you really wanted to see what she was like. And what you saw was a little peculiar and that made it fun. — Robert Thompson

Theta blew out another plume of cigarette smoke. “Not interested. Love’s messy, kiddo. Let those other girls get moony-eyed and goofy. Me? I got plans. — Libba Bray

I pretty much made up my mind. If I kicked it right now, without running a play, (Brown) would make this kick. I’ve done it before. You take a chance on a pass and goofy stuff happens. I was not going to take that chance there. — Mike Holmgren

We love to sing and make up songs in car. She’s used to having a goofy mom. — Rhonda Taylor

I would love to do comedy. I’m actually really animated and goofy. I talk with my hands so intensely. — Tracy Spiridakos

When he first started – Jim Henson, who created Bid Bird and Oscar – he said Big Bird was just a big, goofy guy. And it was – a script came along and I said, ‘I think Big Bird would be much more useful to the show if he were a child learning all the things we were teaching in the show.’ And so he didn’t know the alphabet, even, for instance. — Caroll Spinney

Just because you’re wearing a goofy hat doesn’t make it performance art. — Kathleen Hanna

From Satellite is straight-ahead rock, very L.A. They drink too much like us. Evans Blue is a bunch of goofy Canadians and one Russian guy, kind of a dark and eerie sound. — Steve Richards

My dad is just like everybody else’s dad. I see him as kind of a goofy guy with a great sense of humor. I try to get in a battle of wits with him, but he always gets me. I emulate him because I’ve never seen anyone work as hard as he does. — Peter Uihlein

I’m just a geeky, goofy person. — Austin Peck

What I love about Goofy is the flesh on his cheeks. You can almost feel it. — John Lasseter

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As far as the radio stuff … it still blows me away that this would happen to us. We’ll all say without hesitating that we aren’t rock stars, we aren’t anybody special. We are just normal goofy ordinary people that get to do this for a living. — Chris Huffman

‘The Simpsons’ basically – and ‘Futurama’ – are really smart shows. They’re kind of disguised as these goofy animated sitcoms, but the references within the shows, if you’re paying attention, are pretty smart and pretty sophisticated. — Matt Groening

They kind of see me as the little goofy guy wearing glasses, but they love seeing it. I have tried contacts and I don’t know what it is, but I just don’t see as well. — Eric Sogard

You know how when you’re alone with your cat, your cat is kind of silly and goofy and kind of crazy? And as soon as people come over, your cat is like someone you’ve never met before? You know, poised. That’s sort of what it’s like working with Jennifer Lopez. — Michaela Watkins

I am a goofy person, really. That’s where my energy goes, that’s how I live my life. The goof gene is very strong inside me, really. — Devon Bostick

We try to put humorous stuff in there. We try to reflect our personalities in the music and lyrics, and we’re just weird, goofy guys. We don’t want to give off that overly dark vibe. We want to get away from that and make it kind of fun. Our lyrics are very tongue in cheek and sarcastic and not overly serious. — Evan Sammons

As goofy as it sounds, I try to sing in the morning. It’s hard both to sing and to maintain a grouchy mood, and it sets a happy tone for everyone – particularly in my case, because I’m tone deaf, and my audience finds my singing a source of great hilarity. — Gretchen Rubin

People have to vent. Perceptions are created, and boy, I try like heck to keep that to a minimum. That’s when things can get goofy and out of whack. — Greg Robinson

I don’t know if I’m ready or not. With the goofy guidelines they have in place, it’s hard to decide. — Hugo Papstein

He’s not a guy who’s going to give you a lot of different looks, … When you go up there, you know pretty much what you’re going to get. He’s got something goofy on that fastball. You just can’t seem to get a good hit on it. — Lance Berkman

It’s just milk, … Believe me, we know parody is based on a serious topic. So we wanted to make sure that it was goofy enough so that people didn’t get upset. — Jeff Goodby

It’s funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you’d do. It’s terrific. — Mike Krzyzewski

They didn’t really encourage my goofy, comedic side at Juilliard. — Gillian Jacobs

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