99+ Best Headache Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Profoundly inspirational headache quotes will challenge the way you think, and make your life worth living.

Famous Headache Quotes

Do ants get headaches? — David Mitchell

This is his Achilles heel, the big headache for Pinochet and his defence lawyers. Unlike the human-rights accusations where it has been tough to prove a link between Pinochet and the crimes of his regime, in this case the numbers don’t lie and the case could move forward very quickly. — Ricardo Israel

It was tough yesterday. I just had to leave really early. It all just got to me with High Fly. I’ve got a headache right now just talking about it. But that’s the way it goes. — Nick Zito

I was crying when I was editing [Beacher] but I stopped all the screenings years ago because I had a headache but then I had seen it again… Well I always cry at the same place, when they play that song Wind Beneath My Wings. It gets you. — Garry Marshall

I had a headache at the end of the week listening to some of their music. But some other teachers have followed suit. — Larry Bloom

When the headache persisted, I checked myself into an emergency room. When the doctor used the term ‘brain tumour’, I feared the worst. My whole world shrank around me. — Leander Paes

It is not for me to say whether I have done well enough, personally I believe I have not done too badly, but the manager’s decision is final. If he wants me to stay, great, but I have got to give him a bit of a headache by scoring goals and playing well. Hopefully I am doing that. Until the manager says otherwise, I will just have to go about my business and hopefully do what I do best. — Robbie Fowler

It’s a huge headache – the more money you have, the more hassles. I find money very uncomfortable. — Upamanyu Chatterjee

Basically he was fine. He was alert. I talked to him and there was no change in his neurological state. It was the same thing afterwards. I asked him if he had a headache and was dizzy. He said no. — Margaret Goodman

Hopefully, when he wakes up the headache will be gone and he will be back to his normal self and go back to thinking about the hatch again. — Alan Noble

Writers don’t give prescriptions. They give headaches! — Chinua Achebe

I like being a big fish in a small pond. I’m not interested in a huge audience because it brings headaches. — Nick Lowe

Heavy booze is a big time vacation, but you come back with a headache. — Padgett Powell

Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling. — Mason Cooley

It’s a big headache and I knew I wasn’t going to make any money off it, but I have a love for the game and a love for the community. — Robert Johnston

As human beings are also animals, to manage one million animals gives me a headache. — Terry Gou

Don’t get me wrong: These people love the Patriots. But they wake up and want to know what happened to the Red Sox. I mean, they really care. It’s unbelievable. I’ve never seen anything like it. It’s part of what’s so good. But I’m right smack in the middle of it, and it gives me a headache sometimes. I know what it means to these people. I just want to do what’s right for our team. I love living through this with them. — Terry Francona

I want my kids to have lesser of a headache than I have. Somebody has to take on the bullets, and if it’s me that’s fine with me. — Barry Bonds

Some media reports have associated consuming more extra virgin olive oil with relieving a headache (another inflammatory body response), but that’s silly. — Gary Beauchamp

I agree, it’s a headache for all of us, — John Buchanan

It would have been nice to get all four through, that was our goal. Lucas suffered a big hit on the head. He is getting stitches now and has a mild concussion. I’m sure he’ll have a headache tomorrow. — Mike Hehnke

That’s a headache waiting to happen. — Mike Cameron

It was a headache to them. We tried. We honestly tried as hard as we could. — Tommy Allain

I don’t want the headache of running a foundation. I’m not in it for the tax breaks or the marketing benefits. — Tim Wakefield

Tell them I have the headache–no, the plague! I need something nice and contagious. — Lauren Willig

My practice is limited to jaw disorders, … so as a result I poked around a lot and I found tenderness occurred often, and when I looked at the history, these were always headache patients. — Mark Friedman

My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches. — Fred Allen

I can’t tell you how many shows I’ve done with full-blown migraine headaches. — Jonathan Taylor Thomas

Realm Realty is agreeable to the ‘right in and right out’ restriction and is awaiting the county’s comments to that drawing. I would think that a deceleration lane, right in – right out, headache bar and sidewalk should appease most everyone. We do appreciate all the input we have received and have diligently worked to try to incorporate many of these suggestions. — David Stern

The investment has become a headache in some sectors. — Liu Zhi

I have a little headache still, but I’m a little more coherent today. With a full day’s rest, I’ll be fine by (Saturday’s game). — Jon Brockman

If you had a headache and wanted to treat it with olive oil, you’d have to drink a whole glass, — Paul Breslin

The Royall Crowne cures not the head-ach. [The Royal Crown cures not the headache.] — George Herbert

Why does toothpaste give me headache? — Alexandra Adornetto

I saw my father deal with every headache the government threw his way – whether it had to do with the signs on the front of the building or the prices on the showroom floor. He knew he could do better, if government would just get out of the way – and stay out of the way. He was right. — Ann Wagner

The Gold Cup is the biggest headache on the schedule. We want to be respectful of the confederation championship and put our best team out there and try to win it. However, our focus has to be on World Cup qualifying. Those 10 games are the most important. — Bruce Arena

Subscription services on Premium SMS are a big headache for the industry at large. We are strong advocates of the mobile internet billing model which is a much more reliable solution for content providers than Premium SMS. — Anil Malhotra

It’s a headache and there’s no aspirin in the cupboard, … This one is not going to go away. — Peter Townsend

I squeezed his hand in the ambulance and he opened his eyes and said he had a terrible headache and then he passed out again. — Lou DiBella

I deserved the shaking and the headaches and the fact that every single time I took a breath I felt a squeezing in my chest, my heart beating even though I wished it wasn’t. — Elizabeth Scott

I don’t expect the Wachovia (joint venture) to be a big headache going forward. It’s not a cheap stock but it’s still a good franchise with good growth prospects. — Rob Haines

I’m so grateful to get that game over. I think the team would rather play Duke, Connecticut and Tennessee all back-to-back or in one week than Villanova. I took 600 milligrams of Motrin before the game and the headache is still coming through. — Vivian Stringer

Pitching in this series is not easy, because every team is good and can hit. I was feeling really good out there. I had a headache yesterday, but I woke up feeling fine today. I was not affected by that at all. I am happy, but we still have another game to play. — Daniel Cabrera

It would have been a helluva lot more fun if I had never hit those 61 homeruns… all it brought me was headaches. — Roger Maris

I would prefer that it had never existed. The headache has been enormous. — Richard Rose

This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really. — Elton John

This will probably be a bit of a headache for analysts. The results were pretty good, but on the surface the forecast looks bad…. The stock may fall a bit tomorrow. — Koichi Ogawa

Oil prices continue to be the leading headache for the market, and I don’t think that’s going to change anytime soon, — Maria Ramirez

A shot of Tabasco sauce. It burns, but you don’t have to worry about the headache anymore. — Jimmy Reed

Amber is a very talented forward with some impressive skills. She can move the ball down the field and she knows how to put it in the net. She scored three goals and had two assists against us. We just didn’t have anybody who could stop her that day. That was a problem a lot of teams ran into last year and it’s going to be a real headache for a lot of coaches this season. — Roger Ouellette

Every treatment can potentially have an adverse effect. Everybody knows even two aspirins for a headache has a bad effect for someone somewhere. On balance, positive effects have to outweigh the negative. — Dr. Tepperman

The reality is: a founder is someone who deals with a ton of different headaches and no one is universally super powered. — Reid Hoffman

Privilege is a headache, that you don’t know that you don’t have. — Ani Difranco

When the woman is attractive, is it an interesting picture, or is it the woman? I had a lot of headaches with that, which was why it was interesting. I don’t think I always got it straight. — Garry Winogrand

If you do not feel equal to the headaches that psychiatry induces, you are in the wrong business. It is work – work the like of which I do not know. — Harry Stack Sullivan

Well’ Francie decided, ‘I guess the thing that is giving me this headache is life – and nothing else but’. — Betty Smith

Even a casual reader of the financial pages knows that microcaps are a perennial headache for regulators and, above all, for investors because they have been prone to abuse by stock manipulators. — Gary Weiss

It’s a bit of a headache being a perfectionist. You’re never satisfied. — Cherie Lunghi

Chain letters like this are too easily forwarded to friends, family and colleagues without people using their common sense. Stories like this become urban legends, constantly being repeated without anyone bothering to check the facts. Hoaxes and chain letters like this are not harmless – they waste time and bandwidth, and can be a genuine headache for support departments. Users need to be more skeptical, and ask themselves whether everything they are told by email can be believed. — Graham Cluley

Is it me, or is the government more concerned about its own tax headaches, than your tax headaches? — Neil Cavuto

It’s not typically possible in your Craftsman bungalow to do that. It’s a big headache for a judge — a bigger headache than the advantage to the defense would seem to justify. — George Fisher

A duped newspaper or magazine could contend that a fiction-spouting journalist obtained part of his salary via fraud, and use a criminal proceeding to try and recoup that money. Given the profession’s notoriously low wages, however, it’s probably not worth the publicity headache and legal fees. No news organization has ever pursued such a case. — Brendan I. Koerner

I didn’t want the headache of having a publisher reviewing everything I wrote in advance. — Mark Millar

What can money do to console a man with a headache? — George MacDonald

There’s a lot of things that haven’t been communicated to our communities. I didn’t know these things myself. I didn’t know that if you ate cheap food, it was like buying cheap gasoline, and there was a reason why after an hour you get headaches, or youhypoglycemic. — Sandra Cisneros

So we have to be better this week, bottom line. They’ve got some good football players on the defensive side of the ball and they’ve looked really good on film. … It seems more and more, this league is turning into a defensive league. Week to week, you look at these defenses, and it’s one headache after another. — Pete Kendall

Big studio comedies are such a headache. — Penelope Spheeris

Most women know that sex isgood for headaches. — Richard Wilbur

The results of this survey are shocking and should be a wake-up call to men and women that drinking and smoking too much not only gives you a bad headache in the morning but can affect your ability to start a family. — Ann Robinson

The one-day game requires quick decisions and when the super-sub comes into play it’s yet another headache for the captain. On a personal note I prefer if we don’t have the rule. — Marvan Atapattu

The warning is clearly nonsense and no such virus exists. However, hoaxes and chain letters like this are not harmless – they waste time and bandwidth, and can be a genuine headache for support departments. Users need to think ask themselves whether everything they are told can be believed. — Graham Cluley

It’s obviously a headache for all of us – the bowlers, the captain to the support staff, — John Buchanan

It doesn’t hurt. But it causes a splitting headache for the coaches. — Brad Childress

The headache of keeping these documents is one of the biggest things that compliance officers are worrying about right now. — Karan Sampson

Life is a long headache in a noisy street. — John Masefield

The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill. — George Clinton

Public appearances are a headache. I hold mine down to a minimum. — Jack Nicklaus

My eye was literally pushed out of the socket. The pain was so bad, it was past being a headache. There’s no such thing as a headache like that. — Earl Woods

This is their bowl game, a chance to play a I-A game and it’s a great opportunity for them. After watching them on tape, they’re a headache for your preparation. — Walt Harris

Let me tell you quite bluntly that this king business has given me personally nothing but headaches. — Mohammed Reza Pahlavi

I think I have the best strike force in the Premiership. But it gives me a selection headache and I will only know who to pick after training. — Rafael Benitez

I’m done trying to figure those things out, … The more I try to figure them out, the bigger headache I get. — Phil Nevin

That freedom of writing you don’t get in other formats, I’d rather leave it to someone else to deal with the headache of drafting my book into a screenplay. — Ashwin Sanghi

Chess is a cure for headaches. — John Maynard Keynes

It gave me a headache halfway through, but I got through it. The defense was definitely in the right place at the right time. — Mike Woods

Arguments about Scripture achieve nothing but a stomachache and a headache. — Tertullian

We’re going to play if at all possible, because we know what the headache is on the other end. — Paige Hawkins

This is one headache behind their backs now, and they can go back to the drawing board to focus on their business and creating value for their shareholders. — Vamsi Sistla

I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, dream of large women. — Cary Elwes

Measuring and laying out the room in advance can save you a lot of headaches. — David Bromstad

Pinellas is probably a huge headache because you have 24 cities and the county that they have to negotiate with. — Jim Bennett

The gods have chosen to entertain me with chronic eyestrain headaches. Very poisonous episodes. So I don’t do a lot of reading anymore except on tape. — Tom Robbins

We take the headache out of searching for and obtaining a loan. Our one-stop shopping marketplace allows consumers to find and apply for any type of loan they may need, free of charge. We’ve taken a task that was once very time-consuming, and have greatly simplified the process. — Doug Anderson

Oh, you mean I’m a homosexual! Of course I am, and heterosexual too, but what’s that got to do with my headache? — Edna St. Vincent Millay

First and foremost transportation. Every time we ask, Bay Area business leaders and voters tell us that’s the number one headache in the Bay Area. Number two education … third is affordable housing. — Jim Wunderman

Just minutes before I was doing this live pepper spray thing, I started getting a nasty headache. It was coming on strong and I felt like I was going to pass out from the pain, but I had to go on with the demonstration. I let the reporter spray me with live cameras rolling, and in seconds my headache was gone. I was in pain, but I knew I had something big here. I was shocked. — Wayne Perry

We’ll have to see how those programs do. Those have traditionally been somewhat difficult and a headache (for PC vendors); it means more support calls and technical calls. — Richard Shim

I got offers from everywhere. Police groups, corporate events, and lots of tv news channels. I was getting paid to get sprayed with police pepper spray, and I was selling hundreds of my self defense videos all thanks to Oprah Winfrey. Then one day I was doing a spray demonstration for a FOX television news station and I discovered my own cure. Once I discovered the secret of hot peppers — I never had another cluster headache again. — Wayne Perry

It’s been one headache after another. We’ve been making calls all day. When I got out here (to the field) at 3:30, I hadn’t even given much thought to a lineup. — Maureen McVey