33+ Best Hoe Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Profoundly inspirational hoe quotes will challenge the way you think, and help guide you through any life experience.

Famous Hoe Quotes

I’m Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer. — Nicki Minaj

Met shawty up in Urban Outfitters, she killin’ these hoes now I’m murking out with her. — Lil Wayne

I keep three hoes, But don’t’call me Santa — Nicki Minaj

Yes, yes I am ill. I go in for the kill. Hoes is my sons, birth control, I am on the pill — Nicki Minaj

I’m an honest hoe, and all my hoes is honest. — Della Reese

You see, I want a lot. Perhaps I want everything the darkness that comes with every infinite fall and the shivering blaze of every step up. So many live on and want nothing And are raised to the rank of prince By the slippery ease of their light judgments But what you love to see are faces that do work and feel thirst. You love most of all those who need you as they need a crowbar or a hoe. You have not grown old, and it is not too late To dive into your increasing depths where life calmly gives out its own secret. — Rainer Maria Rilke

I abhor a hoe. I am fond of flowers but not of dirt, and had rather buy them than cultivate them. — Lyman Abbott

The earth is our mother. She should not be disturbed by hoe or plough. We want only to subsist on what she freely gives us. — Chief Joseph

Mine was, as it were, the connecting link between wild and cultivated fields; as some states are civilized, and others half-civilized, and others savage or barbarous, so my field was, though not in a bad sense, a half-cultivated field. They were beans cheerfully returning to their wild and primitive state that I cultivated, and my hoe played the Ranz des Vaches for them. — Henry David Thoreau

Give a man a hoe and he is something to exploit. Give him a book and he is something to fear. — Eric Burns

The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe. — Lena Horne

The first zucchini I ever saw I killed it with a hoe. — John Gould

Snoop Doggy Dogg paged, that must mean more hoes. — Dr. Dre

Half the hoes hate, half them love me. The ones that hate me only hate me cuz they ain’t [expletive] me. — Ja Rule

There is virtue yet in the hoe and the spade, for learned as well as for unlearned hands. And labor is everywhere welcome; alwayswe are invited to work. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Shoulda sent a thank you note, you little hoe Now Imma wrap your coffin wit a bow — Nicki Minaj

When I’m lovin’ these hoes, there ain’t no love involved. — Dr. Dre

Momma kept a garden, which sounds romantic to people who have never held a hoe — Rick Bragg

Learn the lesson that, if you are to do the work of a prophet, what you need is not a sceptre but a hoe. — Bernard of Clairvaux

Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist. — Bo Burnham

Hoe while it is spring, and enjoy the best anticipations. It is not much matter if things do not turn out well. — Charles Dudley Warner

Everyone must hoe his plot daily… — Vladimir Putin

Life is a beach, and these hoes try’na lay out — Lil Wayne

Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs? -Tommy — Christopher Moore

I care not who hoes the lettuce of my country if I can eat the salad! — F. Scott Fitzgerald

I get hoes like acorns falling out of trees. — Master P

I got hoes in different area codes — Tiger Woods

Alas! the culture of an Irishman is an enterprise to be undertaken with a sort of moral bog hoe. — Henry David Thoreau

They call me Superman, leap tall hoes in a single bound. — Eminem

Bowed by the weight of centuries he leans upon his hoe and gazes on the ground, the emptiness of ages in his face, and on his back the burden of the world. — Edwin Markham

That’s the kinda dude I was lookin fo & yes you’ll get slapped if you lookin hoe — Nicki Minaj

My good hoe as it bites the ground revenges my wrongs, and I have less lust to bite my enemies. In the smoothing the rough hillocks, I smooth my temper. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most men call fretting a minor fault, a foible, and not a vice. There is no vice except drunkenness which can so utterly destroy the peace, the happiness of a hoe. — Helen Hunt Jackson