Profoundly inspirational hoe quotes will challenge the way you think, and help guide you through any life experience.
Famous Hoe Quotes
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone Jean Jacques Rousseau
I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out Kelly Kapoor
All gardeners know better than other gardeners. Chinese Proverb
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. Michael Scott
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. Doug Larson
I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. Michael Scott
You know you’re a gardener when you’re happy to devote three months of your life growing tomatoes to save $1.27.
I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake. Kelly Kapoor
Gardening requires lots of water most of it in the form of perspiration. Lou Erickson
I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do. Michael Scott
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
They say if you’re nervous around someone, picture them naked. I do not recommend this strategy. Try picturing them with more clothes on. Or a funny coat. Pam Beesley
Money can’t buy happiness. But it can buy plants, and that’s the same thing
Look, it doesn’t take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn’t have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be without the popes? Oscar Martinez
I’ve always was afraid of gardening. But then I decided to grow a pear.
For my new year’s resolution, I gave up drinking during the week. Meredith Palmer
Plant carrots in January and you’ll never have to eat carrots.
The worst thing about prison was the dementors. Michael Scott
Housework is for people who don’t know how to garden.
And I feel God in this Chili’s tonight. Pam Beesly
The philosopher who said that work well done never needs doing over never weeded a garden. Ray Everson
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year. Dwight Schrute
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
It just seems awfully mean. But sometimes, the ends justify the mean. Michael Scott
When the going gets tough, the tough get growing. Empress of Dirt
No, Rose, they are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs, do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what quality of life do we have there? Michael Scott
You can bury any number of headaches in the garden. Charles Barnard
I normally don’t enjoy making people laugh. Angela Martin
Without flowers, there would be no us.
One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then. Jim Halpert
Gardening adds years to your life and life to your years.
I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels good. Michael Scott
I like gardening. It’s a place where I find myself when I need to lose myself. Alice Sebold | Get free printable here
If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds, and nobody would ever know that I’d ever been here. And I’d forget, too. Ryan Howard
Gardens are not made by singing ‘Oh, how beautiful,’ and sitting in the shade. Rudyard Kipling
If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person. Angela Martin
When the world wears out and society fails to satisfy, there is always the garden. Minnie Aumonier
I am about to do something very bold in this job that I’ve never done before: try. Jim Halpert
Do not spread the compost on the weeds. William Shakespeare, Hamlet
I have been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get to go sit in an air conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for that is the life. Stanley Hudson
When gardeners garden, it is not just plants that grow, but the gardeners themselves. Ken Druse
Boy have you lost your mind, ’cause I’ll help you find it! Stanley Hudson
