109+ Best Joker Quotes To See Life Different

“Why So Serious?”

If you are a DC universe fan, you have probably known everything about The Joker, an agent of chaos and the Clown Prince of Crime. One of the most iconic super-villains, deep Joker quotes and memorable lines will never get out of your head while making you rethink to see life different.

There is something about the Joker that fascinates audiences. The enigmatic and frightening nemesis of Batman, he is among the greatest comic book villains and fictional characters ever created. While Batman represents justice and order, the Joker is his complete opposite, seeing himself as an agent of chaos, the living embodiment of the cruel randomness of fate.

Sometimes the best villains quotes actually come out with something quite insightful. Discover greatest collection of mind blowing Thanos Quotes, craziest Harley Quinn quotes and most memorable Darth Vader quotes.

Most Famous Joker Quotes

If you’re good at something, never do it for free. – The Joker

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight, you’re gonna break your one rule. – The Joker

Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair. – The Joker

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside. – The Joker

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What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger! – The Joker

As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push. – The Joker

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… do things. – The Joker

Let’s put a smile on that face! – The Joker

We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us. – The Joker

Tell your men they work for me now; this is my city! – The Joker

It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns! – The Joker

Do you want to know why I use a knife? You see, guns are too quick. You can’t savor all of the little…emotions. In their last moments, people show you who they really are. So, in a way…I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards? – The Joker

Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying! – The Joker

I don’t wanna kill you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers… no, no, no… no you, you complete me. – The Joker

Those mob fools want you gone. So, they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth, there’s no going back. You’ve changed things…forever. – The Joker

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And I thought my jokes were bad. – The Joker

You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we? That’s ok, I came prepared, it’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars? – The Joker

I took gotham’s white knight and I brought ‘im down to our level. Madness, as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push. – The Joker

Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… forever. – The Joker

They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line up the bodies head to toe on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor dance routine – and it would never be enough. No, I don’t keep count. But you do. And I love you for it. – The Joker

April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin! – The Joker

If the police expect to play against the Joker, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck! – The Joker

Very neat! That ugly head of yours does have a brain! – The Joker

One by One, they’ll hear my call. Then this wicked town, will follow my fall. – The Joker

Parting is such sweet sorrow, dearest. Still, you can’t say we didn’t show you a good time. Enjoy yourself out there… in the asylum. Just don’t forget – if it ever gets too tough… there’s always a place for you here. – The Joker

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And he didn’t die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn’t get to sleep that night. That was the last time I’d used crushed glass… – The Joker

Live…and in person! The Caliph of Clowns, the Grand Mogul of Mountebanks, the One and Only JOKER! Prerecorded for this time zone. – The Joker

Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile. – The Joker

Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true under that fiend, Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He’s dead now, and he’s left me in charge. Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough – but one thing I am not, is a killer. I am an artist. I love a good party. So, truce. Commence au festival! – The Joker

The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That’s what cracks me up each time! – The Joker

Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter? – The Joker

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? You get what you fkin’ deserve! – The Joker

I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman. – The Joker

Isn’t it beautiful? – The Joker

The pen is truly mightier than the sword! – The Joker

As though we were made for each other… Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I’ll rip their lungs out. – The Joker

I’m of a mind to make some mookie. – The Joker

See, this is how crazy Batman’s made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn’t, people will die, starting tonight. I’m a man of my word. – The Joker

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It’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars? – The Joker

They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper! – The Joker

I’m different, fck your opinion. – The Joker

I like you, but I want to kill you. – The Joker

Does it depress you? To know just how alone you really are. – The Joker

Tell me something, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? – The Joker

As my plastic surgeon always says; If you gotta go, go with a smile. – The Joker

You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength. – The Joker

Would ya like fries with that. – The Joker

When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other. – The Joker

They Laugh At me Because I’m Different. I laugh At Then Because The’re all the same – The Joker

Very poor choice of words. – The Joker

Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. – The Joker

Why so serious? – The Joker

Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there – The Joker

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And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever. – The joker

Maybe we can share one. You know, they’ll be doubling up, the rate this city’s inhabitants are losing their minds. – The Joker

See I’m a man of simple taste. I like things such as gunpowder…dynamite and…gasoline! – The Joker

You see, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curb. – The Joker

Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent, and all the heroic things he’s done. – The Joker

This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them! – The Joker

You didn’t think I’d risk losing the battle for Gotham’s soul in a fist fight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine’s Harvey. – The Joker

I wanted to see what you’d do. And you didn’t disappoint… You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that’s cold. – The Joker

All I have are negative thoughts. – The Joker

I’m only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I’m really crying. You might join me for a weep. – The Joker

I’ve been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary, if I have any thoughts or frustrations. I think I told you, I’m pursuing a career in stand-up comedy. – The Joker

I am not someone who is loved. I’m an idea. A state of mind. – The Joker

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I just don’t want to feel so bad anymore. – The Joker

Rumor has it, Christmas is a time to share with family. – The Joker

I’m not political. I’m just trying to make people laugh. – The Joker

I used to think that my life was a tragedy. But now I realize, it’s a comedy. – The Joker

I think I felt better when I was locked up in the hospital. – The Joker

If you don’t like the movie, I’ve got slides. – The Joker

It’s funny, when I was a little boy, and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one’s laughing now. – The Joker

Some people want to see you fail. Disappoint them! – The Joker

I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you fking deserve! – The Joker

The strongest hearts have the most scars! – The Joker

Their morals, their code; it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. You’ll see- I’ll show you. When the chips are down these, uh, civilized people? They’ll eat each other. See I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve. – The Joker

Don’t test the monster in me! – The Joker

Thought-provoking Joker quotes

Give a man a mask and he will become his true self. – The Joker

When they treat you like a joke, leave them like it’s funny. – The Joker

Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fool who thinks they are fooling you. – The Joker

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I now do what other people only dream. – The Joker

A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love. – The Joker

The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t. – The Joker

You can’t sell dreams to someone who has walked through nightmares. – The Joker

For my whole life, I didn’t know if I even really existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice. – The Joker

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger. – The Joker

I hope my death makes more sense cents than my life. – The Joker

Don’t let anyone ever make you feel you don’t deserve what you want. – The Joker

I suppose I’m going to have to teach you a lesson so you can better follow in his footsteps. Nah, I’m just gonna keep beating you. – The Joker

There is no yoda-there’s no one who points you in the right direction. You’ve got to figure that out by yourself. – The Joker

I’m not good at future planning. I do not plan at all. Don’t know what I’m doing tomorrow. Do not have a day planner and don’t have a dairy. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future. – The Joker

I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome. – The Joker

If you are just safe about the choices you make, you don’t grow. – The Joker

Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power. – The Joker

You can’t kill me without becoming like me! I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! Isn’t it ironic? – The Joker

If you make decisions based upon people’s reactions or judgments, then you make really boring choices. – The Joker

It’s like anything in life, visualizing the old man you’re going to become: as long as you have a clear picture of that – the life you want to lead – eventually you’ll probably get there. – The Joker

You know, it only hurts when I laugh. But hey… I gotta know. Who are you? You said we knew one another. You do seem really familiar. We double at the prom? Or maybe blow up a school bus together? – The Joker

Batman… Batman… Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema! – The Joker

A little louder, lamb chop. I think you may have a collapsed lung. That always impedes the oratory. – The Joker

I’m not exactly sure what happened. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another. If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! – The Joker

You don’t listen, do you? You just ask the same questions every week. ‘How’s your job?’ ‘Are you having any negative thoughts?’ All I have are negative thoughts. – The Joker

Gotta hand it to you, nice scheme. Costumes a bit theatrical, but hey, who am I to talk? – The Joker

It’s true, Batsy! I know everything. And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it’s sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and batarangs, you’re just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for mommy and daddy! It’d be funny if it weren’t so pathetic. – The Joker

You look good. Been working out? You could probably use a little sun. Then again, who am I to talk? – The Joker

I haven’t been happy one minute of my entire f*king life. – The Joker

Oh, what the heck, I’ll laugh anyway. HA HA HA HA HA HAA! – The Joker

Do I look like I’m joking? – The Joker

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