Profoundly inspirational laundry quotes will fire up your brain and encourage you to look at life differently while making you laugh.
Famous Laundry Quotes
Wash your clothes get a clean conscience
Sitting there watching the laundry go around in the dryer, I thought about the round world and hygiene. We’ve made a lot of progress, you know. We used to think that disease was an act of God. Then we figured out it was a product of human ignorance, so we’ve been cleaning up our act literally ever since. We’ve been getting the excrement off our hands and clothes and bodies and food and houses
Cleanliness is next to godliness
Be sure to take everything out of your pockets, Lisa dear. You don’t want your precious things to get all wet and soapy.
Getting the stains out is half the battle
The least I can do for him is give his overalls a good drying
A better you start with clean clothes
Her great ambition was to own a laundry too, not a hand affair like mother’s, but a real steam one where she would walk about and tell dozens of girls in white overalls how to work.
We don’t do laundry, I nuke it!
Maybe a good rule in life is never to become too important to do your own laundry. Barry Sanders
Got to get the stains out!
Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it’s ready to wear again? Elayne Boosler
Cleaning up the world, one sock at a time
Humanity is the washerwoman of society that wrings out its dirty laundry in tears. Karl Kraus
Send your laundry out for professional care so you can stay in your jammies
You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker. Zach Galifianakis
Come do laundry with us
The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry. It just gets dirtier. Frank Serpico
The best way to wash away a bad day
The ordinary activities I find most compatible with contemplation are walking, baking bread, and doing laundry. Kathleen Norris
You’ll never know you wore it once we’ve washed it!
The price of gold is up 14 fold since last time I tried unfolding it. And laundry has declined two fold. Jarod Kintz
Liven up your wash
Oh, let there be nothing on earth but laundry, Nothing but rosy hands in the rising steam And clear dances done in the sight of heaven. Richard Wilbur
Have more fun with your laundry
Give me a laundry list and I’ll set it to music. Gioachino Rossini
Clean and fresh in seconds
Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color
You are what you wear. Be clean, be fresh!
Behind every working woman is an enormous pile of unwashed laundry. Barbara Dale
Don’t get caught with dirty pants!
Give me a laundry list and I’ll set it to music. Gioacchino Rossini
Did you forget to launder? Call us
The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell. Joseph Smith, Jr
24 hours to a day, clean clothes follow the same time schedule
No matter how hard I try to keep up with it there is always a mountain of laundry. I’m starting to think its self breeding.
All day fresh, laundry made to last
Look after your laundry, and your soul will look after itself. W Somerset Maugham
So fresh, so clean, so white
No matter what your laundry list of requirements in choosing a mate, there has to be an element of good luck and good fortune and good timing. Patty Duke
With laundry fresh, your clothes will be left smelling great and looking even better
Behind every successful woman is a basket of dirty laundry. Sally Forth
Your clothes need it more than you do
The nearest one to a tumble dryer was if the laundry basket was dropped on the way to the washing line and then the whole lot went tumbling down the drive. Ann Patras
Why do your clothes have to suffer?
A good time here is going to Rite Aid. A big Sunday is doing your laundry. Whit Lesure
We help you tame the laundry monster!
Behind every working woman is an enormous pile of unwashed laundry. Barbara Dale
Be the strong one toss your laundry to us
No matter what your laundry list of requirements in choosing a mate, there has to be an element of good luck and good fortune and good timing. Patty Duke
Let us do the dirty work for you
A good laundry room with storage can make life easier. Jonathan Scott
Money doesn’t buy class. Good laundry does
I live a quiet daytime life. I walk everywhere. I lie down. I wash socks. I fry an egg. Pete Burns
A bit of bleach will have your whites whiter than ever before
I find myself dreaming of doing normal things like staying home and washing dishes. Shalom Harlow
Cleanliness invites adventure
My worst job was working in the laundry of a nursing home. Rickie Lee Jones
Bathroom doors open, laundry disappears
Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes. P.J. O’Rourke
Do it for the kids
You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker. Zach Galifianakis
Wash clothing inside out to protect them from fading
Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry. John Avery
Washing machines are everybody’s best friend
A good laundry room with storage can make life easier. Jonathan Scott
We’re so much more than laundry
Laundry, liturgy and women’s work all serve to ground us in the world, and they need not grind us down. Our daily tasks, whether we perceive them as drudgery or essential, life supporting work, do not define who we are as women or as human beings. Kathleen Norris
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If I don’t do laundry today, I’m gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow. Anna Paquin
Yes, it’s true! We wash the dirtiest of garments for you
It’s a purging of sorts. Like, when you’re all done doing your laundry and it’s fresh and bright, but washing the clothes, you wouldn’t want to get in while it’s spinning around. Maynard James Keenan
Who does your dirty laundry? We do, that’s who
Love is a mental illness going in and mental illness coming out. In between, you do a lot of laundry. Steve Lopez
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Laundry’s easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put ’em on, dry ’em with a hair blower. Elayne Boosler
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No other job in the world could possibly dispossess one so completely as this job of teaching. You could stand all day in the laundry, for instance, still in possession of your mind. Sylvia Ashton Warner
Dry cleaning has never been so easy
I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean. Jenny Holzer
Laundry. It’s no longer just your mom’s job
The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels, and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell. Joseph Smith, Jr
You’ll never wear an old shirt again
I won’t put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises namely, the shuffling footsteps of the living dead. David Sedaris
We do the laundry, you look good
It turns out that a husband who does the laundry, it’s very romantic when you’re older. And it’s hard to believe when you’re younger. But it’s absolutely true. Sheryl Sandberg
It’s time to wash your clothes, not your hands of them
It will all come out in the wash
Let us handle the dirty work for you
The laundry is looking at me dirty again
Laundry doesn’t have to be boring
Sometimes you might feel like no one’s there for you, but you know who’s ALWAYS there for you? Laundry. Laundry will always be there for you.
Clean, fast, and free pickup
Check your pockets or finders keepers.
Excellent quality is worth the price tag
I love laundry! said no one ever.
A superwash is what you need
Sorting out life one load at a time
Keep calm and do laundry
I’m just a girl, standing in front of her dryer, asking her clothes to fold themselves
We put the fun in washing clothes
This home is filled with endless love, laughter and laundry.
Life’s perfect when your underwear is fresh from the laundry
When I said ‘I do’ I didn’t mean the laundry
Don’t let your laundry go to waste
Behind every working woman is an enormous pile of unwashed laundry. Barbara Dale
Where clothes go to refresh
As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy
Making laundry easy at home
Laundry take it one load at a time
A fresh new fragrance for your clothes and home
I love doing laundry! Except for putting it in the dryer, taking it out and folding it and then putting it away.
Bring the sparkle back to life
Laundry prayer: grant me the serenity to accept the stains I cannot get out, the courage to bleach the ones I can, and the wisdom to remove that one red sock from the load of whites
Do you want to feel grime-free? Get your laundry done
I’m pretty sure my laundry breeds while I sleep.
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Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry. John Avery
Laundry should be a breeze
If I don’t do laundry today, I’m gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow. Anna Paquin
Have your laundry professionally cleaned
I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.
This is a nice feeling looking at the clean, folded pile of laundry, ready to put away
The laundry room is closed due to illness. I’m sick of doing laundry.
We make your clothes shine bright
Washing dirty things never felt so good
Simple, quality service that gets the basics right
Based on the amount of laundry I do a week, I’m convinced people live here who I haven’t met yet.
Fall in love with the way your clothes smell thanks to Sun Wash
If you can wash, dry, fold and put away laundry all in one day I’m not sure we can be friends
Use our service to clean all laundry, be it undergarments or uniform
You know you’re a mom when you’ve been washing the same load of laundry for three days because you keep forgetting to put it in the dryer.
Let’s do laundry tonight
I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean. Jenny Holzer
Making your clothes work as hard as you do
Sometimes I wonder, if that one missing sock after doing laundry, is the smart one. After being unhappy for so long, it finally walks away from a frayed, worn out relationship. Anthony Liccione
Fresh to the world, fresh to you
Put away your laundry or I’ll punch you in the throat. Love, Mom.
