99+ Best Laundry Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Profoundly inspirational laundry quotes will fire up your brain and encourage you to look at life differently while making you laugh.

Famous Laundry Quotes

He never made any excuses, … He said he thought it would be a four-, five-year building process. He’s a big-enough man, probably bigger than me, that he doesn’t do his laundry outside of his office, even to his best friend. — Tom Izzo

The problem with State of the Union speeches is that they are, by their nature and design, alphabet soup. It’s hard to know what a president really cares about when they run down a laundry list and check every issue box under the sun for fear they will offend some constituency if they don’t. — Mark McKinnon

We’ve got to run him out of the gym some nights because we’ve gotta get the laundry done. — Hal McManus

When I was 11 years old, my family had to leave East Germany and begin a new life in West Germany overnight. Until my father could get back into his original profession as a government employee, my parents operated a small laundry business in our little town. I became the laundry delivery boy. — Dieter F. Uchtdorf

In a way it was like washing your laundry in public and, yep, there you go, you’ve seen my underwear. And now I feel like there’s nothing left, you’ve seen it all and I can get on. — Jude Law

I always make the joke that I go home, to one of my homes, to go and do laundry so I can go on the road again. — Hugh Masekela

There’s a laundry list of reasons why not to borrow from your 401(k). While the money is on loan, it’s not working for you – and if you leave your job, you’ll have to pay it back in 60 days or treat it as a taxable withdrawal. — Jean Chatzky

He went around the side and came in through the laundry room. He’s already lost. — Ned Yost

I’m not thin, but I’m strong – plus my balance is such that I can navigate a flight of stairs with a basket of laundry and a stack of Pottery Barn catalogs, vaulting over cat-and-dog hurdles, never once spilling my coffee. — Jen Lancaster

Restaurants like the French Laundry can be very intimidating for a lot of people. — Thomas Keller

The deal is a move in the right direction, but no one thinks this is the end to their problems. The laundry list of the things that GM needs to do to fix itself is about a dozen items long, and this deal was a small item on that list. — Kevin Tynan

We are like a second family; we spend so much time in the same places. It helps to have friends out there to accomplish anything from things as simple as going out to dinner and picking up laundry to telling each other where the best ramps are or even where to get a fishing license. That’s when you look to your team: for those non-fishing-related things. — Kevin VanDam

I love doing laundry! It’s so satisfying. I love the way it smells. I love doing the sheets. — Keri Russell

A lot of couples today are both working, and they bring in their sheets and towels for us to do. Then there are couples who bring in all their laundry once a week to do themselves. — Chris Johns

It’s the right thing to do. Food is a major traffic driver. People who go to Target for groceries will also pick up laundry detergent and paper towels. — Joseph Beaulieu

Women basically want the same thing – a good passionate story, a great fantasy – and for our partners to do the laundry and the washing up. — E. L. James

She gathers the laundry with her mouth and drags her dog blankets off the carpet so I can vacuum. — Ginny DeGroff

An actress once advised me, ‘Make sure you do your own laundry – it will keep you honest.’ — Cate Blanchett

Things like paper towels and laundry detergent we go through a lot. It is great that so many clients donate. This is great for the three services to split. — Jackie Nelson

Coin laundries have an innate sense of community. People have a lot of time to talk while waiting for their laundry to get done. The best place to get a community perspective on current events is at the coin laundry. — Brian Wallace

It’s not even that finding laundry pleasurable or delightful should be our goal rather than finding television delightful. It’s that both laundry and television can be delightful. — Ian Bogost

It’s hard to find time and energy for everything. I want to make sure I give the kids everything they need. The dishes and laundry may have to wait if my children want me to read a book to them. — Megan Mires

I spend most of my time thinking about things like laundry and buying stationery supplies. — Wallace Shawn

But instead of having a tennis court or swimming pool, we have a common kitchen, a laundry room, a play room. It’s just a matter of what the condo values. And we have an organic garden instead of a golf course. — Jim Palmer

The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry – it just gets dirtier. — Frank Serpico

I mean, it’s a bit of a double-edged sword being a celebrity and being an actor as I’m sure you know. Your public laundry is constantly aired out and I thought that maybe I could do some good. — Daniel Baldwin

I know how to separate my own laundry. — Amy Ryan

There isn’t a spare minute in the day. I have spent my life doing everything. I work. I go home. I do the shopping. I cook. Then there’s the laundry and the dog. Most of my life, I have been a working mother. And even when I wasn’t, I still did it all. — Lesley Manville

You ask them how they’re doing and at first they say, fine. But if you talk with them for a few minutes, they start their laundry list: I miss my family. I lost this or that. I don’t know where to go. It’s cold here. — Richard Sanchez

To me, this is more like your own home . You have everything you need, a laundry room, a balcony and good lighting. And everyone looks out for each other, … It’s a very good experience, that’s why I consider it an apartment home . — Jean Johnson

I do my laundry on a weekly basis. — Kesha

My father was a restaurant man, laundry man in his lifetime. And I’ve often wondered how and why did I become an actor? Where did I get the so-called talent to express myself? And I look back, and I see that my mother was very animated. I can remember that she used to, what she called ‘bei zhu.’ — James Hong

We plugged in a night-light. It didn’t work, and I went into the laundry room and threw the breaker. Less than a minute later, my daughter said there was a fire in the same room. — Dianne Jones

I farm – there is something visceral about being attached to the land. I am a recording engineer. I do my own laundry most days, and I get on with the business of living. — Sandra Lerner

Flip’s contract is coming to an end at Feb. 5 (the Super Bowl). We can’t say whether his contract will be renewed. It depends on what kind of a resolution we can come to in terms of what his demands are. We regret that Flip felt it was necessary to air his laundry in public, and we’re hopeful that we can come to a good resolution. — Joe Hodas

The officer engages, fires at the individual at two different locations and he winds up down the street, the offender in the laundry room, shot in the leg and the foot. — Pat Camden

I think there will certainly be some movement, but there won’t be the laundry list we have seen in the past. — Dave Tippett

The Fed is saying that they’re willing to keep the experiment of strong growth without inflation going, but that they won’t hesitate to raise rates if they see problems. Although the crucial inflation indicators remain tame, the laundry list of potential price risks could threaten to overload the washing machine. — Adam Blankman

In the buildings, the inmates were using broken broom handles and crutches and they were ramming the employees with laundry carts. — Terry Thornton

You’ll fold faster than Superman on laundry day — Jerry Seinfeld

I think Whirlpool has the synergies to be able to pull this off. Maytag is not going to make it by themselves, and nobody does the laundry business better than Whirlpool. — Randy Johnson

We’ve just started living separate existences under the same roof. We have a mud room, a laundry room, a flower shed, where people could do individual activities under one flowing roof. — Janet Davis

I won’t put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises – namely, the shuffling footsteps of the living dead. — David Sedaris

Maybe he can do my laundry or go to Domino’s late at night. — Randy Foye

People hated having to walk through the laundry room, so as people can afford more space, you make these adjustments. It’s a luxury of space, and it’s using that space in a way that’s meaningful. — Steve Baldwin

I mean this with all due respect, but it’s not really on my laundry list right now. I’ve got other things that have moved in front of it. — Kirk Ferentz

I’ve got a pretty handy laundry list of items that are of concern to me. I think you probably know what a lot of them are. — Ron Gettelfinger

Of course, there would always be arguments. That is the nature of Woman. They like the mutual exchange of dirty laundry, a bit of screaming, a bit of dramatics. Then an exchange of vows. — Charles Bukowski

It’s a huge thing for us. We really needed something that wasn’t going to break down. It’ll be more efficient to have commercial laundry facilities, too. — Heather Fox

Today’s average coin laundry features approximately 3,000 square feet of space. That’s about 1,500 more square feet than 20 years ago. This industry has come a long way and it is continually working to better itself for its customers with bigger, brighter and cleaner facilities. — Brian Wallace

It’s sweet that I don’t have to do my laundry. — Adam Levine

I’ve got guys getting the laundry bag out of my closet to go down and keep filling it with ice, — Roger Clemens

Sometimes I’d like to stuff all Jews (myself included) into the drawer of a laundry basket. then open it to see if they’ve suffocated — Franz Kafka

This bill boggles the mind. Brazen doesn’t begin to describe it. The Louisiana delegation is using Katrina as an excuse to resurrect a laundry list of pork projects. — Steve Ellis

John was going to Lowe’s to get supplies for our laundry room. He went from handyman to birth coach. — Medea McGlynn

The defense really wasn’t challenged. We ran a laundry list of defenses at them to what worked and who could do what. — Jordan Kopac

We react to everything because we can’t be proactive because nobody has a plan. We get arguments between municipalities. With a comprehensive plan you’re not airing your dirty laundry in public. — Pat Merrill

We know customers don’t have to buy laundry detergent every time they shop. So why force them to walk through that aisle to get to the cookies or the meat department. — Robin Johnson

I love being a mother; I hate being a housewife – the cooking, the laundry – because it takes away time I could be with my kids. — Marcia Gay Harden

Laundry is another issue to arise in the near future as these folks need clean clothes … and as we get more people in there will be more of a demand for resources. A lot of these folks who’ve been in motels since Saturday are running out of money. — Dave Hall

Those photo albums where in the laundry room, and that’s where (investigators) said the fire started. Everything else inside that room was burned beyond recognition, just like most things everywhere else in the house. How those photo albums survived, I have no idea. — Ginger Mullins

Shopping for groceries for most people is like a chore. It’s like doing the laundry or taking out the garbage. And we strive to make shopping engaging, fun and interactive. — John Mackey

I try to do a variety of physical activities. I spin, take classes at Barry’s Boot Camp, go to the gym, use home DVD’s of ChaLEAN Extreme workouts, which I think are brilliant, and I run around after my three girls. Also, let’s be honest. The amount of laundry I do is an exercise in and of itself! — Alicia Coppola

That’s actually about my dad’s ex-wife believe it or not!. Actually a lot of the stuff that’s in that song actually happened, like my laundry being thrown out, and stuff like that. So that was inspired by my dad’s ex-wife. — Chris Barron

That’s difficult when you’ve got to go to work the next day and you have only a couple of changes of clothes or when your kids go to school and you’ve got to make sure they have clean clothes. Having a laundry machine that works and is readily available is really important. — Heather Fox

The only time (the West) … has been successful in tracking down despot money is when it’s been too late, … The Laundry Men. — R. Robinson

After making sure the babies are healthy, we take them right back where they came from and put them in substitute nests made out of a laundry basket filled with twigs and branches. — Ann Miller

I picked up jock straps, I did laundry . . . I did it all. — Eric Mangini

While we women dilly-dally, making decisions, leaving jobs half done, forgetting where we’ve put the house keys while we water the Hoover and leave the laundry in the dishwasher, men, like blinkered horses, look straight ahead, oblivious to peripheral vision, where a discarded pile of wet towels might have caught their eye. — Mariella Frostrup

I knew Queen Elizabeth didn’t do any laundry! I knew I wasn’t going to be doing laundry. I was going to be singing. — Cyndi Lauper

I had the humble beginnings. I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing. — Dane Cook

Without intending to … he offered a laundry list of the policy failures of his own administration: From failing to prescribe prescription drug coverage for seniors, to failing to enact a patient’s bill of rights, to failing to improve public schools. — Karen Hughes

I think something changed for us in the nation in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. We had dirty laundry that we didn’t know about (and) that dirty laundry happened to be most exposed in Louisiana. () — Pat McCutcheon

I was raising seven kids. I lived in the bedrooms, in the laundry room, in the kitchen, in the car – car pooling all over. I just didn’t have time to sit down and watch a lot of TV. So I really didn’t. — Karolyn Grimes

The stock market resembles a huge laundry in which institutions take in large blocks of each others washing … without rhyme or reason. — Benjamin Graham

Opening up the Capitol dome and giving the public a look at the inner workings of Congress – however messy they may be – certainly won’t be pretty. But trust isn’t earned by showing off only your Sunday best. The dirty laundry has to be aired, too. — Mike Quigley

It’s a manufacturer that has international ownership structure, and this project would generate just over 500 jobs, but they’re still looking at a number of places in Texas and in surrounding states. It’s a laundry list for that and the others at this point. — Tom Mullins

There’s a combination of strong economic statistics, an increase in geopolitical concerns regarding a variety of oil-producing countries, and bad refining news, and the market has been very spooked. It’s a long laundry list of problems. — Antoine Halff

There’s a long laundry list of reasons why someone would be denied entry. We don’t want people assaulting police officers or the flight crew. That doesn’t mean that would prevent her or anyone else from coming in. — Zachary Mann

If parents could just get their children moving around in the most simple and fun ways – jumping in leaves, dancing to pop music, throwing socks in a laundry basket – they could be sowing the seeds of great habits that could last a lifetime. It is all about turning it into a game. — Magnus Scheving

There’s no way to really ration dirty laundry. It’s there every week, and it has to be done. It’s not like you can stockpile your laundry and wait for prices to come down. — Brian Wallace

We’re talking about a little girl who would get a splinter and come crying. My water bill was atrocious. I would do 10 loads of laundry a day! — Judy Dolecki

Whirlpool has argued the merger should receive regulatory approval due to the global nature of the laundry market; however, with only two other domestic top-load washer manufacturers, we believe this lacks credibility. — Nicholas Heymann

I’ve had to go to a friends to get a shower. Laundry piled up. dishes piled up. Can’t even flush my toilet without water from someone else to flush my toilet. — Jeff Green

It’s not fun being left, doing hard work, doing all the laundry alone. — Ian Wright

We have a long laundry list of questions for him to answer. We fully expect to have a hearing on Global Crossing this fall. — J. J. Johnson

Really what we’re providing is a basic public health service. The fact of the matter is, dirty laundry has to be done. It’s not something that can be rationed or put off until energy prices come down. — Brian Wallace

You know, I do do the laundry in my house! — Nicholas Sparks

There is profundity to explore, but also laundry to do. — Bruce Feiler

I’m basically here just to hold babies. I was at home folding laundry when I saw the news on TV, and I decided I could take care of these kids in the morning, then take care of my own at night. — Lisa Stone

She was living at the old house with the Guild family members (when the armed services held) maneuvers behind Rose Mont. They owned about 300-400 acres there. George Patton and Omar Bradley were there. George Patton asked her if she would do some laundry for him, and he didn’t like something she did, and she just told him what she thought. She was a very strong willed person. — John Garrott

I am a great procrastinator. When the writing is going really well, the laundry piles up. — Dana Spiotta

He told her he was going to rip her laundry off and do dirty things to her, … She asked him when he was coming over. — Frank Minucci

To do laundry in front of everyone is wrong. But Laura, she’s elected by the whole city. She’s thinking of the city as a whole. — Mitchell Rasansky

The extent of Apple’s pre-announcement and the laundry list of problems that the company cited lead us to believe that its woes are as much company specific as they are industry related and the demand for products is just not there. — Andrew Neff

It can’t be a reactive, give me a specific laundry list of what you need and we’ll figure whether we’ve got it. The most critical time in a disaster is in the first 48 to 72 hours and if you’re not poised to help out you’re not gonna be much good. — Stephen Flynn

Why would I want a place of my own? Then I would have to things worry about, like doing laundry and having food in the fridge. — Rafael Nadal

Last summer we rented this little house by the beach; it was me, my husband Bart and our two kids. All I can say is that I did more laundry than I ever thought was possible. My son likes to play in his socks outside. Every five minutes I’m like, ‘Those socks are filthy. Hand them over right now.’ Suddenly I’d be standing there with another mound of laundry. — Julianne Moore

My mother had no end of tragedy in her life. She would make herself get up and take a deep breath and go out and do laundry. Hang up sheets. — Patti Smith

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