80+ Best Lemon Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Lemon is an oval fruit that has a thick, yellow skin and sour juice, or the small tree on which this fruit grows. Profoundly inspirational lemon quotes will get you through anything when the going gets tough and help you succeed in every aspect of life.

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Famous Lemon Quotes

When life gives you lemons, chuck them right back. Bill Watterson

Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon perfect. Jim Butcher

I believe that when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White

I don’t really have any different cravings from the ones that I had before. I’ve always liked food that is not good for you, and I still do. But I think I’ve been really good with eating healthy. I think probably the biggest thing is french fries, but that’s nothing new. Right now, I’m trying to force myself to drink water with lemon. Boring. Beyonce Knowles

When life gives you lemons, ask it for sugar and water too, otherwise your final product would be some acidic lemon juice! Priyavrat Gupta

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who’s life gave them Tequila and have a party. Ron White

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. Cathy Guiswite

If life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone. John Rzeznik

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail! Zaid K. Abdelnour

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours. W. C. Fields

I think that two wrongs don’t make a right. And I have been in the situation of counseling young girls, not 13 but 15, who have had very at risk, difficult pregnancies. And my counsel was to look for some alternatives, which they did. And they found that they had made what was really a lemon situation into lemonade. Sharron Angle

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique. Wanda Sykes

I was of the When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn’t give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff” school of thought. Cate Tiernan

When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in. Colleen Hoover

In Hong Kong, Dallas, or at home and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chilies, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert. Hunter S. Thompson

Fifty lemons are a load for one person, but for fifty persons they are perfume. Ethiopian Proverb

I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup. Mason Cooley

A grapefruit is just a lemon that saw an opportunity and took advantage of it. Oscar Wilde

Harnessing adversity is a discipline tailored to a world of unpredictable outcomes a world where one can disturb, but not wholly direct, a living system. Because the unexpected adversity is guaranteed, this discipline is about routinely making lemons into lemon meringue pie. Richard Pascale

It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons. Louise Hay

They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. I tried to make it at home. There’s more to it than that. Mitch Hedberg

Nothing says sunshine in the kitchen or on a menu like lemon. Lori Longbotham

White people scare the crap out of me. I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord, never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I’ve never heard a black person say, We’re going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here have a nice day! Michael Moore

I want to make lemonade out of the lemons that were dealt to me. Baron Hill

When life hands you lemons say, Lemons? What else have you got? bumper sticker. Darynda Jones

Praying is another way of singing.You plant in the tree the soul of lemons.You plant in the gardens the spirit of roses. Dannie Abse

A dry martini, he said. One. In a deep champagne goblet. Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon’s, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it’s ice cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. Got it? Ian Fleming

Anytime the perfume of orange and lemon groves wafts in the window; the human body has to feel suffused with a languorous well-being. Frances Mayes

Then there’s your diet. You cut out sugars, fat, soy sauces anything that’s nice. Tea and coffee is replaced by boiling water with lemon. It’s amazing how quickly you get into it. There’s also herbal tea and a lot of water, obviously about two litres a day. Tom Hardy

One who can find lemons sweet and grapes sour is ready for Dame Fortune. Mason Cooley

On numerous visits to Manhattan, I have found myself poking around the city trying to find a moment of quiet and once located a hint of it in Central Park during a windless, late night snowfall. There I stood absolutely still in the lemon glow of the city, a sky full of snow. The city still roared from all sides, a thousand noises compressed down to just one. I counted that distant, mild roar as quiet, a welcome relief from the more pressing noises of the daytime city. Craig Childs

When it comes to boosting the body’s digestive and detox systems, lemon is a natural powerhouse with an energizing tangy flavor. Theresa Cheung

I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea. P. G. Wodehouse

Lemon supports the body’s digestive system. Joy McCarthy

At my home in the southwest of France, I grow oak, hazel, and lemon trees in my backyard. Alain Ducasse

Lemon enhances your digestive secretions so that acidic wastes are eliminated more effectively. Joy McCarthy

Ever come home and found your room messed up? Like some helpful person hi, Mom has tried to clean it, and suddenly you can’t find anything? And even if nothing is missing, you get that creepy feeling like somebody’s been looking through your private stuff and dusting everything with lemon furniture polish? Rick Riordan

Lemon juice is such a great weight loss ally because it stimulates the flow and gastric juice and is therefore an excellent digestive agent. Theresa Cheung

Life is a lemon and I want my money back. Meat Loaf

The beneficial effect lemon juice has on liver function is important because healthy liver function is the key to good digestion. Theresa Cheung

When life gives you lemons choke on them and die you stupid lemon eater. Scott Adams

Lemons are a fantastic source of fiber, so drinking your lemon juice in the morning, drizzling lemon juice over your meals and using lemon in cooking will boost you fiber intake. Theresa Cheung

Some police forces would believe anything. Not the Metropolitan police, though. The Met was the hardest, most cynically pragmatic, most stubbornly down to earth police force in Britain. It would take a lot to faze a copper from the Met. It would take, for example, a huge, battered car that was nothing more nor less than a fireball, a blazing, roaring, twisted metal lemon from Hell, driven by a grinning lunatic in sunglasses, sitting amid the flames, trailing thick black smoke, coming straight at them through the lashing rain and wind at eighty miles an hour. That would do it every time. Terry Pratchett

I am like a lemon. I’m pressed for more juice. When I have fun, there’s still juice. I am not dried up. Carine Roitfeld

Drinking enough water, especially in the morning, helps make sure that the liver can do its job of detoxifying the body effectively. Lemon juice helps stimulates this process. Katie Wells

“The court decided, based on its reading of our precedents, that the effects test of Lemon is violated whenever government action creates an identification of the state with a religion, or with religion in general,or when the effect of the governmental action is to endorse one religion over another, or to endorse religion in general. Anthony Kennedy

The liver is at its most active in the morning, and the lemon helps speed up the elimination of toxins. Vani Hari

There’s loads of things you can do to make things easy for your throat, you can drink a bit of lemon and hot water couple of spoons of honey, you can gargle with port, I’ve done it a couple of times myself but don’t swallow it! Cliff Richard

Lemon water increases your fat burn by improving your digestion. Vani Hari

The Supreme Court refuses to abandon its convoluted Lemon test. The Lemon test has created havoc, misunderstanding, and hostility toward religion. Mathew Staver

The lemon is a wonderful stimulant to the liver, liquefies the bile, cleanses the system of impurities. Joyce Trout

There’s lotion for your face, for your hands, for your feet, for your body. Why? What would happen if you put hand lotion on your feet? Would your feet get confused and start clapping? Each kind has something special in it aloe, shea butter, coconut, cocoa butter, vanilla, lemon extract. That’s not lotion. That’s one ingredient short of a Bundt cake. Ellen DeGeneres

The lemon juice diet is packed with nutrients that are good for the whole family. Theresa Cheung

My dad always said, If someone hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Plus that also works wonderfully as a metaphor. Emo Philips

Lemons offer far more than delicious smells and a sour flavor. Chris Shaw

I made stupid decisions as a kid, or as a young adult, but I’m trying to be now, I’m trying to take this lemon and make lemonade. Kevin Mitnick

Adding lemons to your food and drinks offer many health benefits, lemons also offer some incredible beauty benefits as well. Chris Shaw

Breakfast is my specialty. I admit it’s the easiest meal to cook, but I make everything with a twist, like lemon ricotta pancakes or bacon that’s baked instead of fried. Hugh Jackman

Beyond the beauty benefits of lemons, lemons can also be used for eco friendly, safe cleaning in your home. Chris Shaw

I made lemon spaghetti in an early season of Everyday Italian, and to this day people still come up to me and say they love it. It’s very, very simple. Basically, you cook the pasta and mix together Parmesan cheese, olive oil, lemon juice and zest and pour it over the pasta. Giada De Laurentiis

Cooking with lemon is a great way to enjoy the health benefits of lemons while adding flavor to your favorite dishes. Chris Shaw

If life throws you a lemon make lemonade. Joan Collins

If you’re not using the small but powerful lemon regularly, you’re missing all the incredible benefits lemons have to offer. Chris Shaw

When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else. Behdad Sami

A mist of lemon water cools the face. A rub of lemon cleans the hands. The fresh scent of lemon herbs infuses perfumes, bath oils, skin lotions, and scented candles. Ellen Spector Platt

If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing enhancing drugs. Lance Armstrong

The humble lemon contains most of the vitamins and minerals. It has magical and wonderful healing powers. Dr. Rajiv Sharma

There are so many flavors of Coke now Coke with lemon, Coke with vanilla, Coke with lime, Cherry Coke, and they’ve just brought out another new flavor Coke with Pepsi. David Letterman

Lemon juice is probably the best of all antiscorbutics, being almost a specific in scurvy. Dr. Rajiv Sharma

There was the blue sky above her and all those many roses, the ones that gave off the scent of cloves in the rain and the ones that left a trace of lemon on your fingers, the ones that were the color of blood, and those that were as white as clouds. Each one was sweeter than the next and as red as gemstones. Alice Hoffman

Research scientists in Argentina have discovered that lemon is a natural disinfectant for drinking water. Vijaya Kumar

If fate sends you a lemon, use it to make lemonade. Lawrence Block

Lemon oil is an excellent insect repellant. Vijaya Kumar

She had to give her teachers credit they were right to insist all pupils carry scissors, handkerchiefs, perfume and hair ribbons at all times. At some point she’d learn why they also required a red lace doily and a lemon. Gail Carriger

Adding some freshly squeezed lemon juice spikes the warm water with nutritional and detoxification benefits. Katie Wells

Death and life are, for most of us, too complex to comprehend, but Alex Lemon can pretty casually, accurately, and marvelously correlate them to heavy metal and birthday cake. Brenda Shaughnessy

Lemons are amazingly and enduringly popular. Their peel and juice have a delightfully fresh citrus aroma and a surprisingly sharp tang. Penny Stanway

Death comes to me again, a girl in a cotton slip, barefoot, giggling. It’s not so terrible she tells me, not like you think, all darkness and silence. There are wind chimes and the smell of lemons, some days it rains, but more often the air is dry and sweet. I sit beneath the staircase built from hair and bone and listen to the voices of the living. I like it, she says, shaking the dust from her hair, especially when they fight, and when they sing. Dorianne Laux