62+ Best Leslie Knope Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Leslie Barbara Knope is a fictional character, and the main protagonist of the NBC sitcom Parks and Recreation. Profoundly inspirational Leslie Knope quotes will get you through anything when the going gets tough and help you succeed in every aspect of life.

Famous Leslie Knope Quotes

I’ll take the cheapest one you have because ı can’t tell the dıfference. – Leslie Knope

I took your idea and I made it better. – Leslie Knope

I am a Goddess, a glorious female warrior. – Leslie Knope

I ate a brownie once. At a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn’t any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie. – Leslie Knope

The thing about youth culture is I don’t understand it. – Leslie Knope

One time when I was in high school, a guy’s mom called me and broke up with me for him. There was another time where I was on a date, and I tripped and broke my kneecap, and the guy said he wasn’tfeeling it,’ so he left and I waited for an ambulance. One time I was dating this guy for a while, and then he got down on one knee and he begged me never to call him again. One guy broke up with me while we were in the shower together. Skywriting isn’t always positive. Another time a guy invited me to a beautiful picnic with wine and flowers, and then when I tried to sit down, he said,Don’t eat anything. Rebecca’s coming.’ And then he broke up with me. – Leslie Knope

Do it. Fierce. Power. – Leslie Knope

There’s nothing we can’t do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk all other responsibilities in our lives. – Leslie Knope

Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries. – Leslie Knope

I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things. – Leslie Knope

You’re a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk ox. – Leslie Knope

I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself. – Leslie Knope

We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third. – Leslie Knope

What ı hear when ı’m beıng yelled at ıs people carıng loudly at me. – Leslie Knope

I would like to be president some day, so, no, I have not smoked marijuana. – Leslie Knope

I am super chıll all the tıme! – Leslie Knope

Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food? – Leslie Knope

I wonder who else was born in Eagleton. Voldemort, probably. – Leslie Knope

Slowing down is not really my jam. – Leslie Knope

I’m big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself. – Leslie Knope

Lucky for me, I’ve processed all my feelings. And I’ve gone through the five stages of grief: Denial, anger, internet commenting, cat adoption, African dance, cat returning to the adoption place, watching all the episodes of Murphy Brown, and not giving a flying fart. – Leslie Knope

Then I’m sure he’s not cheating on you. But if he is, he’s a monster. And if he’s not, you guys are great together. But if he is, I will kill him. – Leslie Knope

There is nothing we can’t do if we work hard, never sleep, and shirk all other responsibilities in our lives. – Leslie Knope

I need you to text me every seconds that everything is going to be OK. – Leslie Knope

I’m cried out but I want to cry more so I’m rehydrating. – Leslie Knope

If I had to have a stripper’s name, it would beEquality. – Leslie Knope

Ovarıes before brovarıes. – Leslie Knope

Hey, Leslie. It’s Leslie. Hang in there. I love you. Bye. – Leslie Knope

I believe that assault should be legal if the person is a jerk. – Leslie Knope

I mean, that’s why people respect Hillary Clinton so much, because nobody takes a punch like her. She’s the strongest, smartest punching bag in the world. – Leslie Knope

Ladies celebrating ladies. It’s like Lilith Fair, minus the angst. – Leslie Knope

I care. I care a lot. It’s kinda my thing. – Leslie Knope

I’ve gone on record that ıf ı had to have a strıpper’s name, ıt would be equalıty – Leslie Knope

Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love. – Leslie Knope

We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third. – Leslie Knope

What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me. – Leslie Knope

No one achieves anything alone. – Leslie Knope

Men’s rights is nothing. – Leslie Knope

All I need to do is focus and stay calm. – Leslie Knope

Math is worthless in real life. – Leslie Knope

You’re in trouble because of your own stupidity. – Leslie Knope

I’m going to be direct and honest with you. I would like a glass of red wine and I’ll take the cheapest one you have because I can’t tell the difference. – Leslie Knope

Well, there ıs a lot of people that don’t consıder salad food. – Leslie Knope

Calzones are pointless. They’re just pizza that’s harder to eat. No one likes them. – Leslie Knope

You shut your mouth. You have ALL the strengths. – Leslie Knope

I love you and I like you. – Leslie Knope

You have all the strengths. – Leslie Knope

I guess some people object to powerful depictions of awesome ladies. – Leslie Knope

I don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life. – Leslie Knope

Dıd you haer that? That was the sound of the glass ceılıng beıng shattered. – Leslie Knope

I’m gonna get drunk and then I’m gonna order a three course meal where each course is made of dessert. – Leslie Knope

He told me he liked me and I’m gonna go make out with him right now. On his face. – Leslie Knope

What’s Galentine’s Day? Oh, it’s only the best day of the year. – Leslie Knope

Organizing my agenda. Wait, that doesn’t sound fun … jammin’ on my planner! – Leslie Knope

No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I’m like a white male US senator. – Leslie Knope

Winning is every girl’s dream. – Leslie Knope

The raccoon problem is under control. They have their part of the town and we have ours. – Leslie Knope

You know, in the ‘s, there were a few years that were pretty rough and tumble in Pawnee. This depicts kind of a famous fight between Reverend Bradley and Annabeth Stevenson, a widowed mother of seven. The original title of this wasA Lively Fisting.’ But y’know, they had to change it for…obvious reasons. – Leslie Knope

One person’s annoying is another’s inspiring and heroic. – Leslie Knope

Everything hurts and I’m dying. – Leslie Knope

Pawnee’s Library Department is the most diabolical, ruthless bunch of bureaucrats I’ve ever seen. They’re like a biker gang but instead of shotguns and crystal meth they use political savvy and shhhing. – Leslie Knope

You know what? America is awesome. It’s so full of hope. And small towns and big cities. And real people and delicious beverages and hot guys. – Leslie Knope

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