The series revolves around Lucifer, the original fallen angel, who has become dissatisfied with his life in hell. Profoundly inspirational Lucifer Morningstar quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.
Famous Lucifer Morningstar Quotes
Miracles aren’t my thing, but I’m sure we can come to an arrangement. — Lucifer Morningstar
If it makes you comfy, you could call me God. — Lucifer Morningstar
You see, what I hate more than anything is a liar. A charlatan. Someone who doesn’t believe in what they say.. — Lucifer Morningstar
Let me play the Me’s advocate…. — Lucifer Morningstar
My mum’s gonna kill me. And before you say it, that’s not a metaphor. She’s literally going to kill me. She’s not the forgiving type. — Lucifer Morningstar
Children are hideous little creatures. Terrible, taxing burdens. — Lucifer Morningstar
Snapping necks and cashing checks is what I do. — Lucifer Morningstar
What I hate more than anything is a liar, a charlatan, someone who doesn’t believe in what they say. — Lucifer Morningstar
What I hate more than anything is a liar, a charlatan, someone who doesn’t believe in what they say. — Lucifer Morningstar
A deal’s a deal, especially one with the Devil. — Lucifer Morningstar
No offense, brother, but on the list of things I’d like to wake up to, your face falls somewhere after a horse’s head and Coldplay tickets. — Lucifer Morningstar
Hanging out with a cop in Las Vegas is like bringing your grandma to an orgy. — Lucifer Morningstar
A wrestling match inside your noggin? I like the idea. Just you and me, one round? No tricks. You win, you jump in the hole. I win… well then I win. What do you say, Sam? A fiddle of gold against your soul says I’m better than you. — Lucifer Morningstar
You realize what you just did? You just ruined a perfectly good Burberry. — Lucifer Morningstar
Look, people like you. They find you helpful, like duct tape or a trusty socket wrench. I want you to teach me your secret. I want you to show me how to be a tool. — Lucifer Morningstar
Lucifer, he does this. He notices things that normal people are too normal to notice. — Lucifer Morningstar
Trust me, I’ve been doing this a long time. I know evil. — Lucifer Morningstar
Well, maybe it’s like butt stuff. Easier the second time around. — Lucifer Morningstar
Consider me an emotional jockstrap for the Decker family jewels. — Lucifer Morningstar
What makes us vulnerable is often right under our noses. — Lucifer Morningstar
The most evil of people have the most normal names, I’ve experienced. Beware anyone named Keith. — Lucifer Morningstar
Dealing with mortality was so much easier when I was just another clueless idiot. Being a celestial insider really sucks. — Linda Martin
You people misunderstand me. You call me Satan and Devil but… do you know my crime? I loved God too much. And for that he betrayed me — punished me. Just as he’s punished you. After all, how could God stand idly by while that man broke into your home and butchered your family in their beds? There are only two rational answers, Nick — either, he’s sadistic… or he simply doesn’t care. — Lucifer Morningstar
Hail to the King, baby. — Lucifer Morningstar
Sometimes betrayal come from the ones we expect the least. — Lucifer Morningstar
I thought our killer was just raving mad, but he’s trying to prove a bloody point. That everyone would make the same choice he did. Saving their livelihood over someone else’s life. — Lucifer Morningstar
Sam… my heart breaks for you. The weight on your shoulders: what you’ve done, what you still have to do, it is more than anyone could bear. If there was some other way… but there isn’t. I will never lie to you, I will never trick you but you will say yes to me. — Lucifer Morningstar
We need the most love when we’re being most unlovable. — Amenadiel
When angels fall, they also… rise. — Lucifer Morningstar
Mmm, dangerous. Lucifer likes. — Lucifer Morningstar
Hey. No one insults my family, except for me. — Ella Lopez
Now tell me, what is it that you truly desire? — Lucifer Morningstar
Cosmos are yummy. — Amenadiel
Lucifer’s not another guy. He’s a weirdo. — Chloe Decker
The best way to be first is to know it’ll happen beforehand. — Lucifer Morningstar
That tingling sensation running up your spine… inevitability. And the bit running down your leg? Fear. — Lucifer
I mean, God works in mysterious ways. So you just got to believe that when He crushes your nuts, He does it for a reason. — Ella Lopez
Trust me, if there’s one thing I know, it’s desire. — Lucifer
We can’t control what happens to us, only how it affects us and the choices we make. — Charlotte Richards
Hello. My name is Lucifer Morningstar and I… love drugs. Love them! Mmm! Yummy, yummy, yummy. Can’t get enough. And… I’ve got lots of money… mmm, that I love spending on drugs. Not even picky. I’ll do any of them. Mix them together sometimes.. — Lucifer Morningstar
Typical Vegas. Even the suicides are fake. — Lucifer
Lucifer’s hairy ball sack! You’ve become a morlock. — Jeaniene Frost
When in doubt, go with the classics. That’s what I always say. — Lucifer
No one gives us the right… we take it. — Lucifer
I can’t go downstairs, Detective. Between my sunglasses, scarf and gloves, I’ll look like Stevie Wonder on a snow day. — Lucifer Morningstar
Vatican investigator? Sounds like a soon-to-be-canceled TV show. — Lucifer
You know, I never understood you pagans. You’re such petty little things. Always fighting. Always happy to sell out your own kind. No wonder you forfeited this planet to us. You are worse than humans. You’re worse than demons and yet you claim to be Gods… and they call me prideful. — Lucifer
Anybody worth dating should understand everything that makes you… you. — Eve
Just because I’m about to slaughter a man in cold blood doesn’t mean I’m not civilized. — Lucifer
Sometimes we need to lose something before we can understand its value. — Linda Martin
It’s always the ones you least suspect, the ones you trust the most, that hurt you. They wait until your guard is down and then wham! In my case, it was tequila. — Lucifer
Trust me, a church confessional has nothing compared to pillow talk. — Lucifer
Boring people never like to be told they’re dull. Right, Detective?. — Lucifer
I thought since I’ll never likely penetrate you, I’d commemorate the one time you penetrated me. — Lucifer
I’m great at dismembering humans. How hard can it be to fix one?. — Mazikeen ‘Maze’ Smith
The Devil gets burned by fire. Could this be any more ironic?. — Lucifer
No. It’s puff, puff, pass, not puff, puff, stomp angrily. — Lucifer
Why do humans think they can rectify one evil with another?. — Lucifer
I am a Devil of my word. — Lucifer
You know, if you spent as much time appealing to suspects as you do annoying me, things might go a lot faster. — Chloe Decker
You don’t save a marriage by sleeping with other people.. — Chloe Decker
You need to get a thicker skin. Stand up for yourself, because the truth is, nobody’s gonna do it for you. — Charlotte Richards
Candy, darling, this is my mother. Mum, this is Candy, my wife. I’m sorry that we didn’t invite you to the wedding. We just decided no enemies. — Lucifer
I love L.A. Even the homeless have an IMDB page. — Lucifer
The road to Hell really is paved with bad acne-prone intentions. — Lucifer
All those times you ran away, you weren’t running from them: you were running towards me. — Lucifer
Ah, well, no need to thank me for my heroism. Well, maybe just a little. No one’s stopping you.. — Lucifer Morningstar
We’re going to kill each other. And for what? One of dad’s tests. And we don’t even know the answer. We’re brothers. Let’s just walk off the chessboard. — Lucifer
Never can true reconcilement grow where wounds of deadly hate have pierced so d — John Milton
Guilt is such a useless emotion. — Lucifer
I guess humanity isn’t entirely awful. They did make vodka. Roller coasters. Triple crème Brie. — Charlotte Richards
Always gratifying to find out that one’s nemesis is altogether lacking in style. — Lucifer
On some of my darkest days, Lucifer’s the one who comes and gives me an ice cream. — Tori Amos
Never fear, Luci-Dan is here. — Lucifer
Only for torture, and usually out of tune. Lately, we’ve been playing music by this chap named Bieber. Gosh, you should hear the screams. — Lucifer
Sometimes it’s easier to make intimate issues about something bigger than yourself. — Linda Martin
No rest for the soulless. — Mazikeen ‘Maze’ Smith
Michael: There’s nothing here to fear. Lucifer: Well, there’s always the truth. — Mike Carey
Nothing pisses God off more than exercising free will. — Lucifer
If you truly worship the dollar, then I’m your ticket to divinity. — Lucifer
It’s really not a good day for… your… Luciferness. — Chloe Decker
If I wanted to attend an art class, I would have at least had the sense to take one with a nude model. — Lucifer
Dialogic is not to be identified with love. But love without dialogic, without real outgoing to the other, reaching to the other, the love remaining with itself – this is called Lucifer. — Martin Buber
You don’t quit when you’re doing God’s work. — Charlotte Richards
Dr. Linda’s had a crash course in celestial beings. Only melted her brain for about a week. — Lucifer
No matter how bad things get, the true test is how we choose to respond to the pain we suffer, or inflict. — Amenadiel
Father Lucifer, you never looked so sane. — Tori Amos
Children are hideous little creatures. Terrible, taxing burdens. — Lucifer
People sometimes kill the people with whom they’re in love. The heart’s mysterious. — Lucifer Morningstar
There was immediate danger. He was about to leave this woman completely unsatisfied. — Lucifer
You can’t lie to me. I see it all. How odd you always felt. How out of place in that family of yours. And why shouldn’t you have? They were foster care, at best! I’m your real family. — Lucifer
Just realized I’ve been a tad myopic lately. Why not spread the love? I mean, everyone deserves a little Lucifer. — Lucifer
Hell truly hath no fury like a woman scorned.. — Lucifer Morningstar
Just, whenever you’re faced with a choice, ask yourself the question: WWLD? What would Lucifer do?. — Lucifer
Where do I begin? With the grandest fall in the history of time? Or perhaps the far more agonizing punishment that followed? To be blamed for every morsel of evil humanity’s endured, every atrocity committed in my name? As though I wanted people to suffer. All I ever wanted was to be my own man here. To be judged for my own doing. And for that? I’ve been shown how truly powerless I am. That even the people I trusted, the one person, you, could be used to hurt me. — Lucifer
I don’t understand why humans waste so much time resisting their desires. A rehabilitation center for drugs and sex. — Lucifer
People don’t have power over us. We give it to them. — Lucifer
I was a son. A brother, like you. A younger brother. And I had an older brother who I loved. Idolized, in fact. And one day, I went to him and I begged him to stand with me, and Michael… Michael turned on me. Called me a freak. A monster. And then he beat me down. All because I was different. Because I had a mind of my own. Tell me something Sam, any of this sound familiar?. — Lucifer
They eat, darling. All they do is eat. And then afterwards, the food comes out changed and not for the better. — Charlotte Richards
We’re similar in a lot of ways, aren’t we, Burt? Except for one. You’re a bad man and I’m not. I’m much, much worse than that. — Lucifer
The Devil usually has impeccable gaydar. — Lucifer
GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM! — Lucifer
I refuse to be a scapegoat for which something I bear no responsibility. It’s a theme in my life. — Lucifer
I find people who are rude usually feel powerless in their own lives. Terrified of not being in control. — Linda Martin
Awake, arise or be for ever fall’n. — John Milton
What happens in Heaven, stays in Heaven. — Lucifer
What’s the point of extorting and murdering if you don’t get to do what you desire?. — Lucifer
Is everything all right, Detective? You seem distracted. Usually I get at least a glimmer of a smile from my remarks, the occasional eye roll. I think I got a snort once. — Lucifer
He looked like a fallen angel, replete with all the dangerous male beauty that Lucifer could devise. — Lisa Kleypas
Welcome to the club of parental deceit, child. It’s a lonely place, but, that’s the price of being clever. — Lucifer
If you desire something, just take it. — Lucifer Morningstar
I sold my soul to the devil. Lucifer will have my soul. — Tyler, The Creator
Emotions are hard, but that’s why they make you strong. — Linda Martin
Sorry if it’s a bit chilly. Most people think I burn hot. It’s actually quite the opposite. — Lucifer
Believe me, there is no winning when you play by a twisted tyrant’s rules. — Lucifer
People don’t arrive broken. They start with passion and yearning till something comes along that disabuses them of those notions.. — Lucifer Morningstar
O, how wretched is that poor man that hangs on princes’ favors. — William Shakespeare
Ah, the diamond industry. Truly the greatest trick someone other than me played on the world. Thousands of dollars for lumps of old coal. — Lucifer
One man’s trash is a forensic scientist’s treasure. — Ella Lopez
The good news is that whilst all dogs go to Heaven, you’d be surprised how many pigs are waiting for you in Hell. — Lucifer
The best thing to do is always to follow your greatest desire. — Lucifer
As any parent knows, the best time to get things done is when everyone else is asleep. — Chloe Decker
Lately I’ve been thinking. Do you think I’m the Devil because I’m inherently evil, or just because dear ol’ dad decided I was?. — Lucifer
Sometimes we are what we are, and we should embrace that. — Lucifer
If you go looking for loopholes, you’ll always find them. — Chloe Decker
