Mabel Earlene “Madea” Simmons is a character created and portrayed by Tyler Perry. Profoundly inspirational Madea quotes will challenge the way you think, and help guide you through any life experience.
Famous Madea Quotes
I’m going by the church, I didn’t say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said BY the church. – Madea
A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make sure his baby can eat. – Madea
Hellerrr How u durnin – Madea
Look girl I’m done told you already to stop poppin’ that gum! – Madea
Stop using that baby to make that man’s life miserableThe man don’t want you, you can’t get to what’s in front of you because you’re too busy looking back to see what he’s doing. – Madea
You ain’t even gotta say nothin’ I done changed my lifeI am livin’ for the Lort, I am livin’ for the LortWhen I think of the goodness of Jesus and all that he has donnnnnnne for me, my soul cries out halleu-yer thank God for savin’ me. – Madea
It will look like you got legs running up your back, when I get done whooping your ass . – Madea
Girl, I will set it off up in hereShe don’t know meYou better be glad you at churchJesus just saved your life, Hallelu-yer! – Madea
You better get the hell up or when I come back up in here, you know what’s gonna happen? You’re gonna taste the rainbow. – Madea
Lady, I got bout people in my head and they was all about to beat yo ass!! I’m telling you, I’m crazy, I will burn this place DOWN! – Madea
Now I got silver hair, but I got silver bullets, tooDo you want one? – Madea
She don’t know meI’m a straight-up thugI shot TupacYes, I didWe was arguing over a parking placeI didn’t kill him, thoughNo, that wasn’t me. – Madea
WWJD, what’s that? What’s Wrong with Jermaine Dupree? – Madea
I’m MadeaMuh to da damn D-E-A! – Madea
Lord help me Jesus, I’m bout to run my car right through K-mart! – Madea
