60+ Best Mae West Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Mary Jane “Mae” West was an American actress, singer, playwright, screenwriter, and comedian. She was included in the list of the greatest female stars in American cinema by the American Film Institute. Inspirational Mae West quotes will positively influence your day and your life in the wittiest way.

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Famous Mae West Quotes

Men are like linoleum floors Lay em right, and you can walk all over them for years

I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss I’ve always found time to teach them

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life But sex without love  that’s not so bad either

I’ve been in more laps than a napkin

I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it

When women go wrong, men go right after them

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day and another, in case it doesn’t rain

Sex is like bridge if you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand

It’s not the men in your life that matters it’s the life in your men

Marriage is like a book The whole story takes place between the covers

A man’s kiss is his signature

Sex is an emotion in motion

Do not marry a man to reform him That is what reform schools are for

Look your best who said love is blind?

Wow! All this meat and no potatoes!

Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I’m a good woman for a bad man

A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up

Never mind about the six feet Let’s talk about the seven inches

There are no good girls gone wrong just bad girls found out

A hard man is good to find

Love thy neighbor  and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present

What’s the good of resisting temptation? There’ll always be more

Don’t cry for a man who’s left you the next one may fall for your smile

Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct  it’s an art

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork

It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean

Men are my hobby if I ever got married, I’d have to give it up

I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they’re smitten Some of them go temporarily insane They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness the only key to their happiness My work has always been my greatest happiness

It’s all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he’s perfect

She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong

Don’t keep a man guessing too long  he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is

I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss I’ve always found time to teach them

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring