97+ Best Massage Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Profoundly inspirational massage quotes will brighten up your day and make you feel ready to take on anything.

Famous Massage Quotes

Percy tried to remember. He really did. For some reason, Annabeth and he had visited a spa and decided to destroy it. He couldn’t imagine why. Maybe they hadn’t like the deep-tissue massage? Maybe they’d gotten bad manicures? — Rick Riordan

Wisdom is the mind what health is to the body. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Painters should shut up and paint and when we stop painting we should dance or have sex or get a massage or take a shower and we shouldn’t be talking about painting. — Chris Martin

Between loving, consensual adults, massage can definitely increase communication and understanding and sensitivity. — Tina Kahn

She complained of her body being tired and she asked me to massage her. — Jacob Zuma

I can keep playing, get a massage at the start of every set, — Nikolay Davydenko

I love to get a massage but I’m quite a baby with it. I don’t like them too hard or anyone walking on me or anything. When it’s good, it’s the best thing ever. When it’s bad, it’s an hour of absolute agony. — Lara Stone

Whether we think we can or cannot, we are right. — Henry Ford

There has been a fair amount of activity in regulating massage parlors for the past few years. It’s not a new issue. — Deborah Kole

Crew chiefs try to find advantages. It’s a deal where you try to massage the gray areas. We’re all flirting with that fine line. I sleep well knowing that Chad is working hard to get me an advantage. — Jimmie Johnson

I’m really old-fashioned. An Epsom salt bath, that’s genuinely better than any massage. — Emilia Clarke

The way to health is to have an aromatic bath and a scented massage every day. — Hippocrates

Sleep. It’s like giving yourself a massage. — Bethenny Frankel

I’m a spa person. Massages keep me relaxed, so I always try to make time for them when I tour. — Stefon Harris

I’ve realized that the most important thing I can do to look good is just treat myself well, whether it’s getting a nice, long massage or just lying low and not going out every single night. — Kim Cattrall

Massage therapy has been shown to relieve depression, especially in people who have chronic fatigue syndrome; other studies also suggest benefit for other populations. — Andrew Weil

I love a good massage, and they gotta go deep. — Zoe Lister-Jones

I could spend a whole day at a spa. Id get a facial, a scalp rub, massages, then eat some grapes and be good to go. — Dule Hill

Speak softly, I’m getting my massage — Theodore Roosevelt

When I really treat myself, I go to incredible Leonor Greyl in Paris for a head massage. — Natalia Vodianova

The real key is that in massage as you are learning to work with someone else, with healthy touch, you are listening to them in what they need and want. It frees people from always having to end with intercourse. — Tina Kahn

We have nothing to fear but missing our massage appointment time — Franklin D. Roosevelt

Some days you feel like you’ve had the greatest ego massage, then the next day you’ve been trampled on. — Judy Woodruff

In airports, shopping malls, convention centers, corporate boardrooms, supermarkets, street corners, dentist offices and hospitals, you can now find practitioners making chair massage as common and acceptable as a haircut. — David Palmer

I love a massage. I’d go every day if I could. I don’t need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage. — Jason Bateman

Nobody was there to watch how I was doing the massage and I had the wrong posture and I wasn’t using my hands correctly, — David Bernstein

When training in India, I have to fill my car with equipment and even a portable massage table. — Anju George

Alex: You’re not Swedish. Brittany: Yeah, well, neither are you. So if I do it wrong you’ll never know the difference. — Simone Elkeles

Instant access to anything is the future. So if you need a tutor or a baby sitter or a massage or any service, it’s going to be instantly available, 24 hours a day, through your phone, with one click. — Jason Calacanis

My smile has been my ticket to the world. Smiling releases the same feel-good hormones you get jogging. Caring for your lips and gums is important. I brush my teeth morning and night, alternating toothpaste brands. In addition to flossing, I use a Water Pik to massage my gums and remove food particles. — Christie Brinkley

Incumbent administrations shamelessly attempt to massage the economy so voters will keep them in power, — Yale Hirsch

It’s important to acknowledge progress toward your goals. For example, tell yourself that if you go to the gym 12 times in the next three weeks you’ll treat yourself to a massage. Just make sure the reward is something like a massage and not a milkshake. — Bobbi Dunn

It can stimulate insulin, which makes babies grow. Research in the late ’80s showed that premature babies given a massage three times a day grew 47% more than those that were not. — Jill Vyse

I take a massage each week. This isn’t an indulgence, it’s an investment in your full creative expression/productivity/passion and sustained good health. — Robin S. Sharma

It feels very tight. The last four days it’s been getting real tight on me. Massage should take care of it. — Bartolo Colon

My massage was marvellous. I feel really relaxed. And my masseur, Harold :You can’t have a masseur called Harold. It’s like having a member of the Royal Family called Ena. — Victoria Wood

Baby massage provides relaxation, relief and stimulation. The program that I teach for the city comes from four main foundations of massage: Swedish, East Indian, Yoga and a series of gentle movements. — Jill Vyse

There are examples where they are used quite genuinely, but there are also concerns that they are being used to massage waiting times figures — John Bowers

Normally, I rely heavily on my director to massage me out of my actor comfort zones. — Vera Farmiga

Four score and seven days is too long between massages — Abraham Lincoln

You have to have good communication with the person that’s doing the massage. Massage is very personal. — Brian Curran

Assuming I’m home and don’t have an event, I’ll have a massage or I’ll talk on the phone. — Donna Karan

To be sure, administrations since Ronald Reagan had gone out of their way to massage and ‘spin’ news to the president’s advantage, while the media did its best to un-spin it. — Nigel Hamilton

One of my favorite vacation memories was the Thai foot massage and Internet access salons in Bangkok, followed up by my testing cellphone coverage while wading in Provincetown Harbor on Cape Cod. — Kara Swisher

Massage gives parents a special tool. You can really calm a cranky baby with this; babies sleep deeper and longer after massage, and it can also give relief from colic, gas, teething pain, and chest congestion. — Jill Vyse

The thought of a spa treatment is lovely, but I’d be lying there having a massage and worrying about how much I had to do. I’m not very good at relaxing! — Louise Nurding

Baby massage is about learning to communicate your love for your baby through touch. You do a particular stroke … and she smiles at you — and you keep that forever. A great benefit of baby massage is the bonding. — Jill Vyse

I graduated with a degree in musical theater and no skill in anything else to make money; I wish I had gotten a massage therapy kit or something where I could have made my own money. — Kathleen Rose Perkins

Massage can make a world of difference especially in older people, … It helps improve muscle tone and improve mobility for people in their 60s and 70s who have inactive muscles. — S. Walker

It doesn’t hurt in any way, but it’s not a massage either. Some people are very sensitive, and they might find it a little bit uncomfortable. — Elizabeth D’Leon

Danny, our massage therapist, also conducts yoga, kick-boxing and power walks around downtown D.C. every day. — Joshua King

We need to ask the baby for permission with our eyes before massaging them — we massage with a baby, not to a baby. You start to know what things your baby does to show you she’s ready to interact with you — for each parent it’s different — a sound, a gesture. Then once you start massaging you need to watch for cues that the baby likes what you’re doing. — Jill Vyse

I build quantum computers that store information on individual atoms and then massage the normal interactions between the atoms to make them compute. — Seth Lloyd

That comes from most people having an American film model in their heads which is nothing but a total illusionary masturbatory massage. — Peter Greenaway

It’s not about curing the disease, but healing the life; then the physical benefits come. — Bernie Siegel

I would have liked to have spent a little bit more time in bed this morning. I’m a little bit sore. The 200 (relay) probably hurt substantially more than I ever thought it could. I am definitely going to have a massage now. — Libby Lenton

Never put off your massage until tomorrow if you can get it today. — Thomas Jefferson

It’s different for every song. But for ‘Say Something,’ I think it was Chad who had an idea on guitar, and I had an idea on piano for different songs, and we just married them together. We bounce things off each other constantly and kind of massage all these ideas into a three and a half minute pop song. — Ian Axel

When I want to reward myself I get a relaxing massage. — Eva Longoria

Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry. — Jerry Seinfeld

Each State has its own health insurance mandates, and some of them are good, but there are about 1,800 of them all across the Nation, including provisions for acupuncturists, massage therapists, and hair replacements. — Timothy Murphy

Sharper Image products also evoke the desire in customers to buy them. Granted that a $1,800 massage chair may not appeal to someone who just lost their job, but one reason that these kinds of high-end gadgets are in demand is exactly because some people want to pamper themselves and take their mind away from that kind of reality. — Kurt Barnard

I think in the whole game I may have only missed five plays, and that was just because (the coaches) put somebody else in during that time. I actually feel all right. A little sore, but I had a deep-tissue massage the other day, so that could be what some of my soreness could be. — Tony Fisher

The good thing about being stuck at the airport for an extra hour, is that it gives you a chance to give weary travelers surprise massages. — Eugene Mirman

My purpose as an artist is to heal the divided feminine in our culture. Well, okay wait, that sounds incredibly cheesy and like something a massage therapist might do at Esalen. — Jill Soloway

I really love getting hot stone massages. They really help me relax and it’s so soothing for your muscles. — Leona Lewis

When I was on the U.S. men’s indoor team, I was on the road 200 days of the year and sometimes in the worst conditions. We didn’t have the food or luxuries we wanted. We didn’t have a laundry service. So every night after the match, I soaped up my uniform in the shower. I learned to rely on outside things as little as possible, whether it was music or massage. I just got out of the habit of relying on outside things. — Karch Kiraly

Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest. — Ashleigh Brilliant

You cannot drive the car if you do not have a driver’s license. You cannot do brain surgery if you are not a brain surgeon. You cannot even do a massage if you don’t have a license. — Bikram Choudhury

The time off till next Friday will be a very good thing. Our seniors have logged a lot of minutes. I’d like for Lindsay and Liz to go get a massage or something, to live a little. — Joanne McCallie

Find a way to get a full-body massage every day. — S. Jay Olshansky

I went to a massage parlor, it was self service. — Rodney Dangerfield

The media is not just the message. The media is a massage. We’re constantly being stroked, manipulated, adjusted, realigned, and manoeuvered. — Joey Skaggs

You can’t marry boys and expect them to be men – and you can’t massage them into being men. — Laura Schlessinger

Treat each person as you would an old friend. — Dalai Lama

To see results you have to keep getting the same service, not just treat a facial or massage as a luxury. You have to incorporate it into your life. — Taha Champsi

Much of what they do is mandated. They then take the mandates and massage them to meet the needs of this community. — Gene Smith

I only unwind at facials and massages. — Freema Agyeman

I’m not trying to massage the agenda. But I’m also not spending every waking minute on the board, either. If somebody e-mails me a complaint, I’ll check it out. — Gorden Blain

Sales representatives need to be better educated and better informed. In West Virginia they license beauticians, massage therapists and barbers, but not drugs sales reps. — Dan Foster

We serve life, not because it is broken, but because it is holy. — Mother Teresa

A businessman needs a laptop. Athletes need massages and the right diet. — Lolo Jones

A car can massage organs which no masseur can reach. It is the one remedy for the disorders of the great sympathetic nervous system. — Jean Cocteau

Acupuncturists Chiropractors Massage Therapists Dentists and more! — Shirley MacLaine

I don’t fear death because I don’t fear anything I don’t understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away. — Hedy Lamarr

My one guilty pleasure is, every airport, I will drop everything to get an airport massage at those kiosks. — Tyler Oakley

From that point on, I spent four or five days a week talking to Ken Herock trying to somehow massage it and get this so first of all we don’t lose him and secondly this can be an eventuality. They wanted to get rid of him and I just didn’t want that thing to get cold. — M. Wolfe

Every night I massage my face with a cream that I remove with a sponge to thoroughly clean my skin; then I apply a lotion and a moisturizer. — Eva Herzigova

I love getting baths and going to the Korean spas and getting pummeled and scrubbed, and its so hot in the sauna you can’t even stand it. I have to do things in a pretty extreme way to calm down. So a Swedish massage is not going to do it! I need to know that they’re in there with their thumbs and moving stuff around. — Brooke Shields

I am a God, so hurry up with my damn massage; in a French-ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants. — Kanye West

He looked at the box with interest. ‘Well, well. Five speeds. Heat and massage. Deep, penetrating action. Sure this isn’t yours? — Jeaniene Frost

The stress stops here — Harry S Truman

I do work too hard sometimes, but my mom is such an inspiration. She tells me to ‘chill out’ and not take things so seriously. She will say: ‘Go and have a massage. — Josh Peck

Science is the engine of prosperity. But you’d never know it, listening to some of the politicians. They’re lawyers and businessmen, not scientists. Lawyers and businessmen massage wealth; they don’t create it — Michio Kaku

If you massage a baby when asleep or physically ill with a fever, the benefits are not the same. As long as your healthcare practitioner says yes, go for it. — Jill Vyse

It feels like getting a back massage from the Grim Reaper: one must get comfortable with the most horrifying things in the world. — Gerald R. Ford

Yes – it’s the same in any other work – the more you massage your thinking the more capable I believe you are of expanding how you go about things and learning. — Siobhan Davies

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