44+ Best Morticia Addams Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Morticia Addams is a fictional character from The Addams Family television and film series. Profoundly inspirational Morticia Addams quotes will make you look at life differently and help you live a meaningful life.

Famous Morticia Addams Quotes

One house, three children, so many windows. – Morticia Addams

And our credo: Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc. ‘We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.’ Not just pretty words. – Morticia Addams

Dead Man’s Curve. – Morticia Addams

You’ve had your shots? Measles, mumps, rabies? – Morticia Addams

Children, this is Miss Jellinsky, our new nanny. What do we say? – Morticia Addams

But we’re late for the charity auction. – Morticia Addams

Hush, mama! It’s for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them. – Morticia Addams

Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again! – Morticia Addams

Wednesday’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind. – Morticia Addams

Oh, no. Just you. – Morticia Addams

That ring! – Morticia Addams

Gomez, why don’t we go for a drive? The whole family. – Morticia Addams

My baby is ill, and my husband is dying. Oh Mama, what shall I do? – Morticia Addams

So… you still desire me after all these years? The old ball and chain? – Morticia Addams

Marvelous news. I’m going to have a baby. Right now. – Morticia Addams

Pastels? – Morticia Addams

Flora, Fauna, how can I compete? You’re twice the woman I am. – Morticia Addams

Wednesday, look at all of the other children, their freckles, their bright little eyes, their eager, friendly smiles. Help them. – Morticia Addams

Do you think that when a new baby arrives, one of the other children has to die? – Morticia Addams

Oh, Gomez. It’s dark, it’s depressing, it’s desolate. – Morticia Addams

Children, we’re starting. Put down that antenna. – Morticia Addams

Oh, no. He lives. – Morticia Addams

To think, a child of mine! – Morticia Addams

Gomez, last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again. – Morticia Addams

You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him? – Morticia Addams

Salt, pepper, or cyanide? – Morticia Addams

Adieu, mon cher. – Morticia Addams

I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just… I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. – Morticia Addams

Why wait? – Morticia Addams

Uncle Niknak’s winter wardrobe.Uncle Niknak’s summer wardrobe.Uncle Niknak. – Morticia Addams

You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie… pastels? – Morticia Addams

Wednesday’s great-aunt Calpurnia. She was burned as a witch in 1706. They said she danced naked in the town square and enslaved the minister … But don’t worry. We’ve told Wednesday: college first. – Morticia Addams

Scream if you need anything. – Morticia Addams

Well, not like he used to… – Morticia Addams

All the important numbers: Police, Fire Department, Morgue. – Morticia Addams

It’s so sweet. He looks just like a little entrée. – Morticia Addams

Children, do you think we love the baby more than we love you? – Morticia Addams

An open grave. It was my first funeral. – Morticia Addams

It has to be damp. – Morticia Addams

Gomez, take those out of his mouth. – Morticia Addams

No, thank you. But do ask the children. – Morticia Addams

About the séance tonight, I wish you’d come. It’s Gomez I’m terribly worried about. He won’t eat, he can’t sleep, he keeps coughing up blood. – Morticia Addams

Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job. – Morticia Addams

I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. – Morticia Addams

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