76+ Best Morticia Addams Quotes: Exclusive Selection

Morticia Addams is a fictional character from The Addams Family television and film series. Profoundly inspirational Morticia Addams quotes will make you look at life differently and help you live a meaningful life.

Famous Morticia Addams Quotes

Black is such a happy color.

You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious. No one even looked at the corpse. Gomez Addams 

Darling, I always wear black.

Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job Morticia Addams

You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?

There’s nothing more romantic than a dark, chill attic in a thunderstorm. Morticia Addams

There’s nothing more romantic than a dark, chill attic in a thunderstorm.

I loved her not for the way she danced with my angels but for the way the sound of her name could silence my demons Gomez Addams

Hearts are wild creatures; that’s why our ribs are cages.

I hope that someday you’ll know the indescribable joy of having children, and of paying someone else to raise them. Gomez Addams

Did I just hear a peal of thunder? That’s the most heavenly sound.

Wednesday, look at all of the other children, their freckles, their bright little eyes, their eager, friendly smiles. Help them. Morticia Addams 

Wednesday’s great aunt Calpurnia. She was burned as a witch in 1706. They said she danced naked in the town square and enslaved the minister. But don’t worry, we’ve told Wednesday: college first.

It’s so sweet. He looks just like a little entrée Morticia Addams

Our lifeless bodies rotting together for all eternity.

I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. Morticia Addams

Wednesday, look at all of the other children, their freckles, their bright little eyes, their eager, friendly smiles. Help them.

Hearts are wild creatures, that’s why our ribs are cages. Morticia Addams

You are dearer to me than all the bats in all the caves in the world.

They’re not your family, I am. They don’t love you, I do. They’re evil, and corrupt, and degraded. I can give you that Abigail Craven

I’ve been yours since that first day you carved my initials in your leg.

You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him? Morticia Addams

When we’re together, every night is Halloween.

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. Morticia Addams

An open grave. It was my first funeral.

In this weather? With all the blue sky and sunshine? Morticia Addams

And our credo: Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc. We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words.

Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that. Wednesday Addams

Life’s not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know.

This morning when I woke up and the sky was all dark and cloudy, I knew right then and there that this was going to be a lovely day. Morticia Addams

Oh Gomez, it’s dark, it’s depressing, it’s desolate. It’s a dream.

Life’s not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know. Morticia Addams

Scream if you need anything.

Hello Polly, I’ll clean my room. In exchange for your immortal soul. Wednesday Addams

Darling, some people have a twisted sense of beauty.

Salt, pepper, or cyanide? Morticia Addams 

This morning when I woke up and the sky was all dark and cloudy, I knew right then and there that this was going to be a lovely day.

Scream if you need anything. Morticia Addams

In this weather? With all the blue sky and sunshine?

Wednesday, what are you gonna go? Pugsley

It’s impossible that blondes have more fun.

You’re a brilliant girl, Wednesday, but sometimes you get in your own way. Morticia

Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job.

Wednesday always looks half dead. Gomez

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.

Too odd for the normies, not odd enough for the outcasts. Ms. Thornhill

I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just; I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.

Look at you my little deathtrap. Gomez

Flora, Fauna, how can I compete? You’re twice the woman I am.

I don’t believe in heaven or hell, but I do believe in revenge. Wednesday

It’s so sweet. He looks just like a little entrée.

It’s amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad game. Wednesday

Wednesday’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.

I like to win. Is that so wrong? Bianca

You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie, pastels?

Wednesday Addams is not the girl of your dreams. She’s the stuff of your nightmares. Bianca

Marvelous news. I’m going to have a baby. Right now.

Are you mansplaining my power? Wednesday

Do you think that when a new baby arrives, one of the other children has to die?

Enjoy your solitude, Wednesday. Enid

Children, what are you doing?

It’s not solitude if you’re still here. Wednesday

There’s nothing quite like the feeling of being proven right. Wednesday

Wednesday, play with your food!

Being your friend should come with a warning label. Xavier

Last night, you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!

Black is such a happy color. Morticia Addams

Hush, Mama! It’s for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them.

Life’s not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know. Morticia Addams

Children, this is Miss Jellinsky, our new nanny. What do we say?

Oh Gomez, it’s dark, it’s depressing, it’s desolate. It’s a dream. Morticia Addams

Our whole family together at last, three generations above ground.

How delightfully tragic! Morticia Addams

Salt, pepper, or cyanide?

This morning when I woke up and the sky was all dark and cloudy, I knew right then and there that this was going to be a lovely day. Morticia Addams