Office Space is a 1999 American black comedy film written and directed by Mike Judge. It satirizes the work life of a typical mid-to-late-1990s software company, focusing on a handful of individuals weary of their jobs. Profoundly inspirational office space quotes will encourage you to think a little deeper than you usually would and broaden your perspective.
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Famous Office Space Quotes
Nuh uh. Not really. Uh, I’m just gonna stop going. Peter Gibbons
I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be. Peter Gibbons
I don’t like my job and I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore. Peter Gibbons
The thing is, Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care. Peter Gibbons
I was sitting in my cubicle today and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So, that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life. Peter Gibbons
Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements! Peter Gibbons
The thing is, Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care. Peter Gibbons
We don’t have a lot of time on this Earth! We weren’t meant to spend it this way! Peter Gibbons
Bob Porter Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately. Peter Gibbons I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.
Eight, Bob. So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That’s my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired. Peter Gibbons
We don’t have a lot of time on this Earth! We weren’t meant to spend it this way! Peter Gibbons
You know, I’ve never really liked paying bills. I don’t think I’m gonna do that, either. Peter Gibbons
I don’t think I’d like another job. Peter Gibbons
Before we go any further, all right, we have to swear to God, Allah, that nobody knows about this but us, all right? No family members, no girlfriends, nobody. Peter Gibbons
You know, I’ve never really liked paying bills. I don’t think I’m gonna do that, either. Peter Gibbons
You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. I had a client in there once. He said the trick is kick someone’s ass the first day, or become somebody’s bitch. Then everything will be all right. Rob Newhouse
Before we go any further, all right, we have to swear to God, Allah, that nobody knows about this but us, all right? No family members, no girlfriends, nobody. Peter Gibbons
I’m just talking about fractions of a penny here. But we do it from a much bigger tray and we do it a couple a million times. Peter Gibbons
I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We’re looking up money laundering in a dictionary. Peter Gibbons
Michael Bolton You know what I can’t figure out? How is it that all these stupid neanderthal mafia guys can be so good at crime, and smart guys like us can suck so badly at it. Samir Niinanajaad We’re new to it though. Office Space
Hello Peter, what’s happening. I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here at around 9 that’d be great. Bill Lumbergh
Oh, oh, and I almost forgot. Ahh, I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. Bill Lumbergh
Yeah I’m gonna need you to come in on Saturday. Bill Lumbergh
Oh, and remember next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. Bill Lumbergh
Uh oh. Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays. Peppy server at Chachki’s
Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?!Samir Nagheenanajar
Open plan offices have been found to reduce productivity and impair memory. They’re associated with high staff turnover. They make people sick, hostile, unmotivated, and insecure. Susan Cain
